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This chapter is much longer than the last one. Also, this is the final chapter.

Ginny arrived at the restaurant. Well, actually, over it. She looked around to make sure there were no Muggles around to see her flying on a broom, then landed on the ground and hid her broom (well, actually, Fred's broom) in a bush. She smiled, wondering whether or not they had found George's broom in the roof yet. Probably not. When they did find it, though, they would probably play some prank on her to get back for the broom incident. She didn't really care at this point, though. She had gotten back at them, and that's what mattered.

Anyway, she walked into to the restaurant and found Artemis already sitting at a table. He looked nervous. She could understand that. She felt nervous, too.

Ginny walked over to the table and sat down. The first thing Artemis said to her was, "Since when did you get so tall, Holly?"

Ginny was startled, for two reasons. First of all, because he'd called her Holly (but then she remembered about the whole name thing, so it just boiled down to one reason after that), and second if all about the height thing.

She just assumed that Artemis thought she was shorter because she got the measurements wrong in the Website. And just when she thought she'd finally gotten these Muggle measurements right! How depressing.

(Ginny was aware that is was a wizard site, but when she was filling out the form it said Height-Feet and Inches.)

Her face turned red (it seemed like that had been happening a lot these days). What would happen if Artemis found out she couldn't even measure?

Artemis must have mistaken her embarrassment for anger that he hadn't properly greeted her, because he said, very hurriedly, "Hi, Holly, how are you doing?"

"I'm great," Ginny replied

"So, do you want to order or something?"

"Sure!"

They started talking, and it was becoming less and less awkward. When their food came, they were talking as easily as if they'd known eachother forever.

But all of that was about to change.

Because at seven thirty sharp, in walked Holly. The real Holly.

And boy, was she mad when she saw them.

Butler was not accompanying Artemis to his date.

But then again, it would have been hard for him to.

Why? Because it's hard for anyone to accompany their employer somewhere when they don't actually know their employer is going somewhere.

Artemis had not told Butler because, frankly Butler would have wanted to come along and it would have been awkward. He didn't tell anyone, in fact. Not even his parents.

But Juliet knew. It turns out, she had been lurking near the doorway of the living room during the hair gel incident with Beckett and Myles, and of course she overheard everything.

After Artemis had washed all the hair gel out and given the twins their punishments, Juliet had started going overboard with giving Artemis fashion advice.

Juliet had told him that the suit he was wearing was like, sooooo yesterday and picked out another one for him.

So Artemis had to change again. He acted like he was annoyed, but really, he was grateful, because Juliet had more expertise in this area than he did.

After he made Juliet promise not to tell anyone, he had set out on his date.

When Fake Holly walked in, the first thing Artemis said, of course, was extremely stupid.

"Since when did you get so tall, Holly?" he blurted like an idiot.

Maybe he was now suffering from some alternate form of Atlantis Complex or something that was yet to be discovered, in which the symptoms were being really stupid instead of really paranoid.

But it was true. It looked like Holly had grown more than a full two feet since Artemis saw her. She was now over five feet tall. Maybe elves had giant growth spurts or something.

But Holly's face had now turned a nice red to match her hair. Artemis knew he had been rude by not greeting her correctly, so he said hurriedly, "Hi, Holly, how are you doing?"

The following conversation was very short and very awkward, mostly thanks to Artemis.

However, things were starting to get less awkward, and when the food came, Artemis and Holly were talking as easily as ever.

And then the real Holly walked in.

Of course, the first thing Artemis said to that also extremely stupid. "Since when do you have a twin sister, Holly?"

Artemis had always been good at catching the penny before it dropped, so he realized what was going on. Fake Holly must be some other girl named Holly who looked so much like the real Holly that Artemis had mistaken her for the real Holly.

Of course, now that he saw the real Holly compared to the fake Holly, he could clearly see the difference. Fake Holly's hair was a lighter red, and Holly's was more auburn. Plus, Holly had one blue and one hazel eye, and both of Fake Holy's eyes were brown. How could he have been so stupid?

Real Holly just walked right up to Artemis and shouted, "You are dead to me, Arty. Dead to me!" And then she turned and stormed off.

Fake Holly stood up. "Actually, Artemis, my real name is Ginny-"

But Artemis wasn't listening. He had run out of the restaurant after Holly.

Holly stormed out of the restaurant. She couldn't believe it. Artemis had asked her out, and then he'd shown up with a girl who, as far as Holly knew, Artemis didn't even know. And all this time Holly thought Artemis had changed...but he hadn't. He was still the lying, evil boy that he used to be. She should have seen it earlier. People like Artemis just didn't change. She just couldn't believe it.

Holly needed some time alone. She walked around to the side of the building and sat between two bushes What appeared to be a broomstick was lying in one of the bushes. Usually Holly, being as curious as she was, would have questioned this, but tonight she hardly noticed. She was too busy trying not to cry.

Then she sat bolt upright. What was she doing, breaking down over some Mud Boy? She was an elf. And she was the first female officer in Recon. She didn't cry. So instead, she got angry.

She grabbed the wings that she had used to fly here (they were hidden in the bush opposite the broomstick) and strapped them on. She was about to take off when Artemis burst out the door. Spotting Holly, he ran over as fast as he could (not very impressive, truth to tell) and shouted, "Holly! Holly!"

Holly just ignored him. She shielded and then flew up into the air.

"Holly! Let me explain!"

At this, Holly turned around. "What is there to explain? You've said it all. I thought you'd changed, Artemis. I thought you'd become good. I thought you weren't the lying, evil scum you used to be. Well, congratulations, Artemis Fowl. You've managed to trick me again."

"Wait, Holly! Just give me one minute, okay? One minute and you can think whatever you want."

Holly thought about it. "Fine," she said, and landed back on the ground. "One minute, and then it's over."

"Okay, look, Holly," said Artemis immediately. "I have no idea who that girl was-"

"You got that right," Holly snapped. "Here you are, choosing some stranger over me."

Artemis frowned. "Okay, look. If you're going to interrupt me, my time doesn't count."

"Forty seconds, thirty nine, thirty eight, thirty seven..."

"Fine," said Artemis. "Look, I saw that girl on this matchmaking Website-"

"What were you doing on a matchmaking site?"

Artemis chose to ignore this to spare him the humiliation. "Anyway, I saw her, and her name was Holly, and you know, she looks kind of like you, so I thought she was you."

Holly snorted. "You really expect me to believe that?"

"Look, I'll show you the Website-"

Then Ginny burst through the door to join them and said, all in one breath, it sounded like, "Look, my real name isn't Holly, it's Ginny, but my mother was paranoid about putting my real name because of safety issues or whatever, but anyway, I'm assuming Artemis thought I was you from my picture, because, you know, I look kind of like you, but I'm really sorry about asking him out, I had no idea he already had a girlfriend!"

At this , both Artemis and Holly turned red. Holly had never been so embarrassed, and she was sure it was the same story with Artemis.

"I'm not his-" Holly started to say.

"Oh, yes, I'm sure you're not," said Ginny. "Anyway, I'm really sorry!"

Then Artemis showed Holly the Website with Ginny's picture. "Believe me now? Please?"

Holly took a deep breath, then smiled. "Fine," she said. "And just one thing, Artemis."

"Yes?"

"I'm proud of you for going on that matchmaking Website. It's almost like you're a normal teenager."

Holly could just imagine Artemis making a mental note never to go on any teen sites again.

The End

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