Chapter 4

''Um, what?''

''What does NSFW mean?'' Hiccup could feel his heart pounding against his ribs.

Oh shit. Oh this is extremely not good. Of all the things he has to forget, it had to be the porn! Of course, it's always the freaking smut that will stab him in the back. Oh dear Odin, this is worse than the time his dad found those sketches-

''Hiccup! Hiccy! Earth to Hiccup!''

''What? Oh! Umm, NSFW means, umm..well...''

''Yes?'' Blue eyes looked at him with curiosity. What the hell was he suppose to say?

''Um...It means...''

Jack was probably sick of waiting.

''Hiccup, I will open this folder to find out.''

''NO! I-I mean, NSFW means Ninja...Suited for...umm...Watachi! Yeah, ninja suited for watachi!''

Both boys looked at each other for a minute. Hiccup's face was flushed red and his heart was beating so fast he thought he might as well start looking for his quest bed, because he was going god tier.

Jack was really confused. With an arched eyebrow he looked at the screen. Then at Hiccup. Back at the screen. Hiccup again.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING. Hiccup thought, the homestuck references getting to his head.

''That,'' Jack started. ''Doesn't make sense. ''

''Haha, nothing in life makes sense Jack, how about we go put our pyjamas. Are you tired, because I am all up and ready to sleep for a good couple hours! And-''

''I am opening this!''

Everything was in slow motion all of a sudden. Jack's hand guided the mouse to the 'NSFW' paste; Hiccup darted forward to stop him.

One click, Hiccup's eyes widened.

Second click, the paste opened.

...Is that a dick-

The computer was ripped of Jack's lap.

''Well, it's already mid night, you should get your PJ's on, dude!'' Hiccup put the computer down and started to push Jack out of the room.

''But-''

''Good night!'' Jack was out of the room and Hiccup locked the door.

That was a close one.

A young boy stands in his room. The author of the story slaps herself because, damn, that was so over used, it hurts.

With the lights turned off, a tablet in his lap and his computer open, Hiccup was now making one of his late night live streams.

''Swimming~Homos: Draw Jack!''

''MagicalGirl: And Jamie!''

''Don'tMessWithTitans: OMG I CANT-''

''Dragon-boy: Guys, calm down, I'll draw them.''

And so he began drawing. And drawing.

The picture had Jack and Jamie (who's was called Jack's 'partner in crime' for all the movies and pranks they did together) in a scene of their last movie. Jack carrying shopping bags as he and Jamie walked around, searching for toys. It was a Christmas themed movie, with the usual hot-guy-and-cute-kid-help-santa-save-christmas plot, but still an enjoyable film.

*FearlessViking has changed their name to Astrid*

''Astrid: Hey Hic.''

''Dragon-boy: About time you get here!''

''Astrid: Oh, haha. Where are the others?''

''Dragon-boy: IDK, but Tuffnut was here a few minutes ago.''

He continued drawing for about an hour before getting up to get some snacks. Descending the stairs was a hard part. They creaked under his weight and the lack of light caused him to trip, almost falling and landing on his face.

Once he actually managed to get to the kitchen alive, he grabbed some dragon shaped cookies (jeez, what's with all the dragons?), a chocolate cupcake and some hot chocolate.

''And now, back to streaming-''

''Whatcha doing, Hiccy?''

He jumped back, holding the cupcake as if it was weapon before sighing, ready to throw it at Jack's face.

''Did you really have to do that. Seriously.''

''Haha, you should have seen your face. Best thing I've seen all week.''

There was a moment of silence, both boys just looking around.

''That shirt is massive on you, are you even wearing pants?''

''W-What? Of course I am! And those snowball shorts and santa t-shirt fit you so well.'' There it was. Hiccup's precious sarcasm. It was back.

''Hey, hold up, Santa is awesome and no one can deny it.''

The younger boy nodded, beginning to walk back to his room.

''And then your tenth birthday comes up and you finally figure out who's putting the presents under the tree.''

Jack rolled his eyes and followed Hiccup, both of them talking in hushed voices, trying to make sure Stoick wouldn't be awaken.

Getting to Hiccup's room, Jack sat on the bed, watching Hiccup get his tablet and answer some question from the viewers.

''Astrid: Hiccup.''

''Dragon-boy: What?''

''Astrid: You should draw Jack.''

''Astrid: And you.''

''Astrid: Smut edition.''

''Dragon-boy: Oh my fucking god, Astrid noooooooooo''

''Who's Astrid and does she want you to draw smut of us?''

''...Do you even know what smut is?''

''Nope. Not a clue. But it's probably not a good thing, from your reaction.''

''...you really need to explore your fandom.''

IM SO SORRY OMFG

I HAVENT UPDATES IN LIKE, 2-3 MONTHS

OMFG

WHY

IM AWFUL

JFC

And my headcannon Hiccup wears super short shorts and A massive t-shirt with a dragon, stfu.

Yes, I kinda based Hiccup on Napalm