Uchiha Madara smiled a perverse smile, his plan was completed, he had finally gotten to the last step. All that remained was sealing the Juubi into himself, and then he could finally put an end to the twisted and evil world.

However, when he stopped to gloat Rock Lee appeared right the fuck out of nowhere and kicked him in half. As he lay dying on the ground, Tenten threw a pair of kunai, one for each eye.

Hashirama's palm met his face.

"I guess he forgot human bodies don't regenerate like Edo Tensei bodies do." Tobirama spoke, shrugging.

"He was a completely decrepit old coot, he would keel over and die the moment he tried to take a step anyway." Hiruzen spoke. "How the hell DID he keep his youth as a zombie, anyway? I was revived the exact same way I was when I died, so why wasn't he?"

"Because Uchiha that's why." Sasuke spoke, shrugging.

"I guess that makes sense." Hiruzen said, shrugging.

"And people wonder why I hate you all." The Nidaime Edokage spoke, glaring at Sasuke.

Then everyone looked at the Juubi. Then at each other. "So... Who's volunteering to get eaten by the Shinigami for this one?" Asked Minato, looking around.

Tsunade sighed. "Well, I guess it was too much to hope that I wouldn't die in an incredibly stupid sacrifice... I was on a roll surviving two of those..."