This is a crossover between Naruto and Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, niether of which I own.

"Talking"

'Thinking/writing'

I own niether of these stories

Naruto had a small smile on his face as he sat on a cliff, watching as his girls all trained with the help of team nine, including the three new girls in his care, one of whom he still wasn't sure how he got stuck with.

The first new girl was Kii, who was a dryad; Naruto had meet Kii when he went on a small picnic with Papi, Suu and Zombina; she had attacked them, namely him, thinking that he was trying to harm Papi, who had saved her before; after a small fight, in which Naruto showed her his powers including the small amount of skill he had with his new wood release bloodline, note one jutsu, Kii began to slowly warm up to him and Sumike decided to make him her host, much to his confusion.

The second girl was Lala, who was a Dullahan; the day after his little encounter with the root ANBU, Naruto received a letter telling him about his coming death, which he ignored completely, later that day he had met Lala who claimed to have sent the letter, being an agent of death sent to collect his soul since he would die soon, to which Naruto only laughed at before dragging her to Sumike who told him he was going to be her host.

The third girl was Lilith, who was a devil; during one of his dates with Cerea and Rachnee, Lilith had tried to cause a little mischief for them, which backfired on her thanks to Naruto's devils luck, which somehow ended up with her captured and 'enslaved' by Rachnee, who turned her into a submissive masochist, which slightly unnerved Naruto, while also turning him on a little; once Sumike learnt of this she made Naruto the girls host, telling Rachnee that she had to take care of her.

Naruto shook his head to clear it of the memories of how he had met the three new additions to his family.

"You know I think their getting a lot better," Naruto glanced over his shoulder as Fu appeared behind him, holding out a drink for him.

"Yeah, they're doing better than I did, of course everything I know is more or less self-taught," Naruto said as he took the drink from Fu; it was true, even though Naruto had been training like crazy since he had left been adopted by the Kimihito's he wouldn't really say he was any more skilled then he was before he left.

"I know, of course that's how it is for most Jinchurikki," Fu said watching the girls; what he said was true for almost every Jinchurikki, they were all more or less self-taught, hell she only knew five or six jutsu herself. "By the way, what are we going to do about the Konoha shinobi?"

"*Sigh* honestly, I don't know anymore," Naruto shook his head in annoyance, after his little meeting with team eight, nearly week ago, the other three Konoha shinobi had approached him, each team individually then the final time as a group, with the last time being one of the last straws from the shinobi.

Flashback

Naruto was sitting on a park bench, a small smile on his face as he watched Papi and Suu playing with some kids in the local park, before his smile turned into a frown as he felt the Konoha shinobi approaching.

"Papi, Suu," the two looked over at him. "I want you to take all of the kids and leave the area, now, once you're fa enough away I want you to return home and stay there, got it."

"But why Husband?" Papi asked confused.

"Papi, please, just do it alright," Papi hesitated for a moment before nodding her head and leading the kids away with Suu.

Taking a calming breath, Naruto slowly released it as all of the Konoha shinobi appeared around him, teams seven eight and ten all looking like they had won something while team nine, Kakashi, Kurenai and Jiraiya all looked like they didn't want to be there.

"You know, you people are really becoming annoying," Naruto said as he glanced around at all of the shinobi. "How many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone, I am not this Naruto Uzumaki person you keep talking about."

"You can drop the act dobe," he turned towards Sasuke who was smirking, his Sharingan already activated, as he held up a scroll. "The council is tired of waiting for you to return peacefully, so we have been ordered to take you by force."

"*Sigh* you know what I'm sick of this, fine, if you all want me so bad," his ears and tails suddenly appeared as black marking appeared around his eyes, "then come get me."

At his words both Sasuke and Kiba charged at him, using their clan's taijutsu styles and trying to get an edge on him, only to become frustrated as he dodged and blocked all of their attacks.

"Is this the best you got, pathetic," with swift movements both boys were sent flying back, twin gash's across their chest.

"You baka, how could you do that to your friends," Sakura yelled as she charged at Naruto, be finding herself face down in the dirt, Naruto's tails pinning her down with one wrapped around her throat.

"Friends, what friends all the 'friends' I had back in that hellhole abandoned me when I let the Uchiha leave," Naruto said getting an angry look from everyone, especially Sasuke, who was clutching at the wound on his chest. "That's right Uchiha, like I told you before I was holding back all those years ago, because I thought you were my friend, but not anymore," in a burst of speed, Naruto threw Sakura into a tree, before knocking everyone else down before reappearing in the center of them holding the newest member of team seven, Sai, by his throat.

"You know, I really am sick of you guys, I left so that I wouldn't have to deal with any of your shit anymore, the villagers all looking at me like I'm some kind of monster, the other shinobi think of me as a failure, the elders and council thinking of me as a weapon for the village, I'm really sick of it," the shinobi were all glaring at him in anger at what he said, and regret from team nine and his 'siblings'. "So I'm going to make an example, I'm going to trim this annoying little tree of its root problem," Sai's eyes widened at Naruto's choice of words before he coughed up blood as Naruto's tails ran him through all of his vital organs, before he burst into blue flames.

As the flames died down, reducing Sai to ashes, Naruto glared at each of the shinobi, with cold hard eyes.

"This is the last warning I will give, if come after me or any of my family again, I will kill you, then I will turn my attention onto that hellhole you call a village," his eyes began to glow blood red. "When Kyubi attacked all those years ago, its powers were being reduced since it was under someone else's control, if it caused that much damage with its power's reduced, imagine what I can do with all of its power's under my control."

With his piece said Naruto turned and walked off, leaving the Konoha shinobi is a state of shock, the older shinobi were all pale, remembering the Kyubi's attack all those years ago, remembering the amount of destruction it caused, if what Naruto said was true and it's power's back then were being held back, they could only imagine what it's true power was like; the younger shinobi were all pale, while none of them may have known or liked Sai that much, they never could have imagined that Naruto would kill a fellow Konoha shinobi, especially in such a ruthless way.

Flashback End

After that day the Konoha teams had literally gone off the radar, though team nine and Kakashi still came over to help train the girls, in which time Naruto had apologized to them but informed them that his threat was true.

"After that little meeting they've stopped trying to get me to go back, though they keep trying to come up with plan's to get me back, at least according to Rin and Kurenai," Fu chuckled at that, she remembered when Naruto had taken them all to eat at his café, The Extra Beauty; all of the girls were surprised when they found out Naruto was the owner of the place, and even more so when they learnt Kurenai was working there.

"So basically we just wait for them to make a move right?" Naruto nodded a small smile on his face as he watched Miia and Papi train on a jutsu, seeing as both of them had amazing chakra control, even though their chakra levels were pretty high.

"Yeah, but for now we should focus on the girls training," Naruto stood up before jumping of the cliff, followed by Fu, headed towards the girls location. "Hay girls, can you all come over here real fast?"

"Do you need something Darling?" Miia asked once all of the girls were together, with Kakashi standing of to the side since the other Konoha shinobi had returned to the place they were staying.

"Well I noticed that Kakashi gave each of you a jutsu to learn, which show's that your all advancing pretty fast," all of the beamed at his praise. "Because of this I was planning to see what your chakra elements were so that I could find a jutsu specifically for you."

"So how are you going to do this?" Cerea asked curiously, she had read about chakra elements from Naruto's library but it didn't explain how to find out which one you had.

"With this," he pulled out a small slip of paper and handed one to each of the girls. "This is chakra paper, by channeling your chakra into it, it will tell you what chakra nature you have," all the girls had wide eyes at this. "The paper will have a different reaction depending on which of the five chakra nature you have; Fire: the paper will ignite and turn to ash, Wind: the paper will split in two, Lightning: the paper will wrinkle, Earth: the paper will turn to dirt and crumble away, Water: the paper will become wet/damp," he channeled a little chakra into the slip he was holding; the girls all watched in amazement as it split in half, before one side burst into blue flames while the other became wet. "As you can see, my main affinity is wind; I also have a secondary affinity to water thanks to my Uzumaki blood and I gained a fire affinity when I became a kitsune."

"These are my affinities," everyone turned to Fu as she channeled chakra into her own slip of paper, which split in half before one side turned to dirt and crumbled away while the other side became wet. "I originally had an earth affinity with a secondary water affinity, but I also gained a wind affinity when I became a Kabutomushi."

"Wow, that's so cool," Papi and Suu both had stars in their eyes. "Can Papi go first?"

"Sure Papi, besides I wanted each of you to go one at a time so I could see what you have," Papi smiled before she began channeling chakra into her paper, which split in half. "Well it looks like you have a wind affinity, Papi, good job," Papi beamed as Miia moved forward.

"Alright it's my turn," Miia channeled chakra into her slip, which burst into flames, though instead of regular flames, they were pink.

"Well you have fire Miia, not really surprising since you're a Lamia and all," Miia smiled at him.

"I would like to go next," Cerea stepped forward and channeled chakra into her paper, which crinkled much to everyone's surprise.

"Wow, a lightning affinity, I was not expecting that," Fu chuckled seeing the surprised look on Cerea's face.

With an excited look on her face, Suu bounded forward and began channeling chakra, causing her paper to become soaked, which she then absorbed into her body.

"Water, well that was kind of expected, good job Suu," Suu beamed at Naruto's praise.

"It looks like I am next," Mero said as she held up her slip which split in half before getting wet, then freezing over much to everyone's shock.

"Well that was surprising," all of the girls looked at him waiting for an explanation. "*Sigh* Mero has a sub element, which is a combination of the main elements in equal quantities, it's known as a kekkei genkai back home," he said as he remembered Haku. "But to see one of you girls with one is amazing good job Mero," said mermaid smiled as Rachnee stepped forward.

"I wonder what I'll get?" she channeled chakra into her paper and everyone stared in shock as her paper wrinkled before bursting into flames.

"Okay now that was unexpected," Fu said stunned that Rachnee had two elements; both considered two of the most dangerous ones.

"Yeah well, we can wonder about that later, it's still good," Rachnee smirked at Narutos smile before Tio stepped forward.

"I wonder what I'll get?" she held up her paper which turned into dust. She was followed by Zombina and Lala, who's also turned into dust while Lilith got fire and Kii got wood, which wasn't really surprising.

"Well now that I know all of your elements, I think I can begin looking for jutsu that will suit you all, and if not, I will help each of you create your own personal jutsu," Naruto said with one of his foxy grins before he found himself being suffocated by Cerea, Miia, Rachnee, and Tio, all of whom had pulled him into their magnificent chests.

Thank you for reading and please review.

Harem

Miia: Lamia

Papi: Harpy

Centorea/Cerea: Centaur

Suu: Slime

Sumike: Human

Meroune/Mero: Mermaid

Rachnera/Rachnee: Arachne

Tionishia/Tio: Ogre

Zombina: Zombie

Fu: Jinchurikki