This is a crossover between Naruto and Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, niether of which I own.

"Talking"

'Thinking/writing'

I own niether of these stories.

It was a quiet beautiful morning, the sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and everything was peaceful. Inside an average two story house, a boy of about fifteen with golden blonde hair and bright blue eyes was twitching in annoyance, the reason; he was currently being strangled by the girl in his bed.

'How the hell did I end up in this situation again?' the boy wondered to himself, a small twitch in his eye. 'Oh yeah, my adopted parents decided to sign us up for that different species cultural exchange program before leaving for America on a vacation.'

The boy in question was fifteen year old Naruto Uzumaki, who was living in the house of his adopted parents. Three years ago, after the failed mission to retrieve Sasuke from going to Orochimaru, Naruto was taken out of the village by Jiraiya, who decided to take him past the barrier surrounding the elemental nations.

A month after leaving the elemental nations, Naruto tricked Jiraiya into a paralysis seal, and ran like a bat out of hell. A week later Naruto was placed in an orphanage under the law of the world outside the barrier, before being adopted by Kimihito family before a new "Cultural Exchange Between Species Bill" was past.

Over the next three years Naruto grew up as a normal teen and also learnt about an interesting ability that Kyubi had giving him, the ability to transform into any of the extra species he saw or came into contact with.

Currently Naruto was being suffocated by his house guest, Miia. Miia had long bright reddish-pink hair, pointed ears and a long snake-tail of the same color as her hair. She was wrapped around Naruto with a small loving smile on her face.

"Miia, it's morning, you need to wake up so I can get breakfast made," Naruto said trying to grab her tail, which was the weakness of all Lamia, something he learnt the hard way.

"Um…Just five more minutes…no… just five more degrees," she said sleepily tightening her grip on him.

"You know, if you don't get up I can't make you breakfast," he said as she slowly woke up. "By the way, why are you in my bed again?"

"Well I was cold and couldn't warm up, so I decided I would use you for it darling," she had a seductive smile on her face. "I am a Poikilotherm after all."

"That's no excuse," he said, his legs turning into a snake tail, which allowed him to slither out of her grasp, wrap himself around her, and grab the tip of her tail, getting a gasp of surprise from her. "Now it's time for your punishment," she breathed into her ear as he began rubbing her tail causing her to moan in pleasure.

Lime

As Naruto slowly ran his hand up and down Miia's tail, he changed back into his human form releasing her from his grasp, Miia slowly reached up and grasped her breast, her pajama shirt having come unbutton during the night, and gently began messaging her c-cup sized breast.

"I…can't…hold…it…any…more…" she moaned out reaching her limits. "Cccooommmiiinnnggg," she cried out as she released her juices everywhere.

Lime End

"I hope you learnt your lesson from this," Naruto whispered into her ear as she lay on his bed, huffing in pleasure, nodding her head as drool poured out of her mouth. "Good, now I'm going to get your bath warmed up then go get breakfast started, I'll see you down stairs," he gently kissed her cheek before leaving his room, Miia's face becoming as pink as her hair and scales.

After getting Miia's bath ready, Naruto let out a sigh as he cooked breakfast for three, while watching the news about a popular extra species group called ANM48.

"*Sigh* to think a few days ago I lived a relatively normal life, well for me anyways," Naruto muttered to himself before his legs morphed back into a snake and he used his tail to grab the coffee he was making and poured it into a glass on the table. "You know, you don't have to sneak in."

"I know, but I just want to make sure you didn't forget about me," Naruto turned to give the woman sitting at his table a deadpanned look. The woman had long black hair and her eyes were hidden behind a pair of black sunglasses. She was wearing a white dress shirt, black tie, and black blazer with a professional skirt, nylon stockings and heels. She was Sunike Smith, Naruto's "Cultural Exchange Coordinator". "I'm also here to make sure you're no engaging in any prohibited matters."

"Your just here to mooch free food again," she at least had the decency to blush at his accurate statement. "Well whatever, just make sure to lock up when you finish eating, I was planning on taking Miia out today."

"We're going out, yeah," Naruto suddenly found himself wrapped up in Miia's scaly tail, his face pushed into her breast, which were covered by a white shirt that you could practically see through. "Where are we going?"

"Well I was thinking of showing you around a little, maybe a walk through the park," he got a wide smile in return before she kissed him on the lips then hurried back to her room to get ready.

"You know, that kiss could be considered a prohibited matter," Mrs. Smith said drinking her coffee.

"Normally yes, but we both know that I'm a special case, seeing as I can become a male version of any extra species, even the ones that are only female oriented species, such as a Lamia or Harpy," they had a small staring contest before she let out a small sigh.

"I'm ready," the both turned to see Miia standing at the entrance to the kitchen wearing a brown skirt, with a belt, a red shirt under a brown jacket and a hat perched on top of her head. "Let's get going darling," she grabbed Naruto's arm and dragged him out of the house, leaving Mrs. Smith alone in the kitchen.

"It's a date it's a date it's date~ we're on a date~," Miia sung happily as they walked through a crowded street, everyone turning to look at Miia in curiosity.

"Well what do you want to do first?" Naruto asked with a small smile at seeing her happy, he enjoyed seeing people happy, though he could never explain why.

Over the next few hours the two enjoyed their date, the ate a nice lunch at a local family restaurant, Naruto one Miia a few stuffed animals from a crane game at the local arcade, and they even took a few pictures in a dating both, the last picture showing Naruto kissing Miia, who had steam coming out of her ears.

"Well that was fun, so what do you want to do next?" Miia had a wide smile on her face, as she hugged a snake plushy, until something caught her eye.

"Ah, look darling, that shop all kinds of species, and their having a sell let's go in," she said dragging him to a shop with a sign out front that read 'A SHOP FOR ALL SIZES WE SERVE PEOPLE OF ALL SPECIES AND SIZES'.

"It's a lingerie shop," Naruto let out a small sigh before smiling and following Miia inside.

It wasn't that he was nervous about seeing Miia in underwear, hell most the time she crawled into his bed naked and wrapped herself around him; he was worried about the chakra signatures he sensed entering the barrier he placed around the town finding him and causing a disturbance.

After he had been adopted by the Kimihito family, Naruto continued his training and, worried that Konoha might send people after him, used his natural ability with sealing to put up a giant barrier around the town to let him know when any shinobi entered the town, he also put seals on his house that made it practically impenetrable, the only thing that would be able to get through the barriers around his house being a Bijudama from the Nanabi, Hachibi, or Kyubi.

"Hay darling, which one do you think look's better?" Miia asked holding up two different bras, breaking him out of his thoughts.

"Well I think they'd both look good on you, but why are you asking me?" he asked, a strange feeling in the pit of his stomach at her answer.

"Oh good, you see I don't really wear a bra, so I wouldn't know," she gave a sultry smile as she leaned forward and pulled down the neck of her shirt, showing she wasn't wearing a bra, along with her breast.

Once they were done shopping, Naruto holding a few bags in his hands, the two walked down the street, without a care in the world.

"So, where do you want to go next?" Naruto asked noting her blush.

"Where ever you want to go darling," she said lovingly, making Naruto go a little pink, still not use to having someone show him this type of affection, he never really had any one show him affection back in the Nations.

"Holy shit, the hell is that thing, it called him darling," Naruto gained a small twitch as an ugly woman began laughing at Miia.

"Oh my god, it looks so creepy and gross," said the man next to her, only for them both to stop laughing when two blades appeared at their necks.

"If you value your lives, I suggest you apologize to her now," Naruto said from behind them, a cold emotionless look in his eye that promised death if they refused.

"We're sorry please forgive us," the two stuttered out, as the steel pressed against their necks drew a small line of blood.

"Good, now if you ever make fun of her or any other species and I find out, you won't be able to hide from my blade, now get out of my sight," the two ran of screaming, a yellow trail following behind them. "*Sigh* come on Miia we should head home," without another word Naruto picked the Lamia girl up bridal style, causing her to blush, her tail wrapping around his torso, before they vanished in a swirl of leaves.

"Naruto, can I ask why you did that earlier?" it was almost time to start dinner and the two were sitting in the living room, Miia sitting on his lap leaning her head against his chest.

"*Sigh* it's because I don't like seeing people make fun of the people close to me," seeing her confused look he let out another sigh. "Before I was adopted by my family I lived in an orphanage in a small village in the mountains, I don't know exactly why, but everyone there always made fun of me, and it really hurt, but when I came here, no one made fun of me and I was happy for the first time in my life, so when I see someone close to me being made fun of, it just makes me mad and I want to do anything in my power to make them smile again," he gave her one of his true smiles that he was only recently starting to let through.

Without any warning, Miia leaned up and gently pressed her lips against his in a loving kiss, full of all of the emotions she felt for him. At first Naruto was stunned, no one had ever kissed him like this before, but after a few seconds, Naruto returned the kiss with equal passion, before they released each other both panting.

"I know you have a lot of secrets and that it's going to take some time before you trust me enough to tell me all of them, but I'm willing to wait until you do, and I'll always be here for you darling," she gave him another small kiss before getting up and heading towards the door to the hall. "Now I'm going to take a bath, I'll see you at dinner, unless you want to join me," Naruto smiled, walked over and kissed her before heading towards the kitchen to prepare dinner, missing the cute pout she had on her face.

"You know that could be considered a prohibited matter," Naruto didn't give of any sign that he was surprised that Mrs. Smith was sitting in his kitchen, since he wasn't.

"Ordinarily you'd be right, but you have to remember that I'm more like an extra species that a human, so the most the laws in the extra species bill don't apply to me or those under my protection, that's why you're around the house more than you would normally be," Naruto smirked at her as he began cooking enough for the three of them.

"Well you're right of course, so, what's for dinner," Naruto turned to stare at her before chuckling at her attitude as he returned to his cooking, a funny feeling that things were about to get a lot more lively around his new home.

Thank you for reading and please review.

Since their's no category for Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou, I just put it under the misc anime/manga. also it's not very long yet, just 18 chapters.