Authors notes: This is a mix between the series and the movie, the best of both worlds. At the mall, all we do is play on escalators. Badum!

Disclaimer: What do you think?

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The Zaibach-year Blimp floated lazily above Zears in the afternoon sun. The parking lot was full, and there appeared to be no sign of the vile citizens of the Foodnelia Court about. The two guards stationed on the blimp, adorned in their casual blue armor and khaki pants, fanned themselves in the heat. They suspected nothing. Those fools.

There was a sudden sizzling sound filled the air. The guards looked at one another in concern.

"What the hell…" questioned Guard A, looking at his comrade. Before Guard B could reply a sudden SPLAT filled the air. Fear raising in their throats, the guards looked down at an uncooked hamburger patty which had hit a few feet from them.

"It's the Foodnelian's, and their using UNCOOKED MEAT!" screamed Guard B, cowering in fear.

"I knew it all along, this means WAR!" cried Guard A, pulling out his ten speed drill.

However, they were not prepared as a second patty came whizzing through the hair smacking Guard B in the head knocking off balance.

"I regret nothingggggggg!!" he screamed as he fell off the blimp towards the asphalt where certain death was waiting with a garbage bag.

Guard A looked up to the sky in time to see a young boy plummeting towards him! With a battle cry, the boy raised his spatula for the fatal blow, missed, and bounced off the blimp, splattering onto the pavement below.

Oops….uh, don't worry kiddies, that was only Zongi! The young lad reverts back to Zongi form, everyone was relieved.

Focusing the camera back on the blimp, we see Van standing there in a red and white striped shirt and white pants, holding his battle spatula bravely.

Guard A quickly looked around for an outlet for his drill, conveniently forgetting he was in a blimp, but was too late. Van pulled out his serving spoon and thrust it into the guards chest, blood gushing over his hand. With a gurgle, the guard fell, motionless.

"You foolish Zears and your reliance upon electricity! Hahaha!" Van stooped and pulled the guards heart out, whistling, and then pocketed the warm still-beating heart. "Ah, the mystery of hot dogs solved," he smirked. While he was at it he yanked out any other possibly edible organs. Van whirled and stood before a box that seemed to hum with an immense power. Opening it cautiously, he pulled out a thin silver Key.

In the center of the mall, a powerful combination of magic and machinery, and on top of that, convenience, began to hum with newfound life!

"This is it…the legendary Key of Esca-lator!" squealed Van triumphantly.

The monks of the food court, making pretzels, burst into chant.

(Eeeessca –a –latooooorr!

Eeeeeesca-a-latooooor!)

ESCALATOR!

The Fanfiction

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eheeeheeeheee. We were high (not literally) and bored while waiting for Anne's senior photos. We probably can't watch movies for awhile, that seems to cause us to make up more ideas… -_-; We have nine ideas/stories/parodys in the works. Tell us what you think!! :D