I decided I wanted to do some parodies to songs for Artemis Fowl. This is my first fanfic, so please don't give to many harsh comments.

Disclaimer: I do wish I owned Mr Fowl, but Eoin Colfer does. And Alicia Keys owns "Girl on Fire"

She's a LEP and she's on fire, hotter than a magma flare and smarter than a pixie

She's living underground and it's on fire, feeling the catastrophe but she knows she can save the day

Oh, she's got both feet on the ground and she's taking them down

Oh, she lost her weapon in mist so she using her fist (on those stupid goblins)

Holly Short is on fire, Holly Short is on fire,

She's taking Koboi down, Holly Short is on fire

Looks like a child but she's an elf, so fierce she can burn your eyes better look the other way. You can try but you'll never forget her name. She's on top of the world, first ever recon girl.

Oh, she's got both feet on the ground and she's taking them down

Oh, she lost her weapon in mist so she using her fist (on the Russian Mafia)

Holly Short is on fire, Holly Short is on fire,

She's bringing Fowl Senior back, Holly Short is on fire

Everyone stands as she goes by clapping and saying look at her fly and light up the sky. And Artemis Fowl is her friend and with his brains there is no end to his sarcasm, sarcasm

Holly Short is on fire, Holly Short is on fire,

She's taking them down, Holly Short is on fire

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, O

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

She's just an elf but she's on fire