A.N. This is my second favorite pairing :}. Again it's real world One Piece world mix. It was hard to write, well harder than unexpected turn, but the other story's I'm writing now… I have no idea how I'm going to finish them *sigh*. Please review! :}

Warning: Cursing, yaoi – boyxboy.

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, but I own this story.

Luffy was Zoro's best friend, so it wasn't strange that every one Luffy's new friend naturally became his as well, of course for one blond cook that didn't apply. Why? Well first of all because of his stupid behavior towards women, all that wiggling. Secondly because his attitude towards him, all that name calling that for some reason the usually calm Zoro made very angry. And third the most important reason that didn't let the swordsman become friends with Sanji was the cook's legs. Ohhhh, those legs, damn how good the cook looked from behind and the way he walked should be illegal! No one, except Luffy, whom he had known since junior high, knows that Zoro swings that way. And Luffy swore an oath that he wouldn't eat meat for month if he told it to anyone. So Zoro was quite sure that, that meat loving monkey will keep quiet about it. Of course Nami, whom they have known since high school might have a hint, because she never saw him having a crush or dating a girl. But the green haired man was very secretive about what he likes, so she shouldn't know.

Today they were going to meet at some bar downtown, so Zoro tried mentally prepare to meat curly eyebrow. But the more the swordsman met the cook the bigger attraction he felt for him. Even if he hoped that with time it would go away, but instead from tiny crush it grew to heart throbbing love for the cook. And Zoro had an idea why, he knew that the curly brow was dick to men that he didn't like. But at the same time he cared for everyone, regardless of how angry he would be he will always make you something to eat and never leave anyone starving. Zoro sighed. It's still three hours until he needs to get to the club, but knowing how city likes to move, he decided to head out now.

- II -

When Zoro finally arrived, he was 20 minutes early, so he decided to go and see if for a change he arrived first. But to his own disappointment and at the same time happiness, Sanji was already at the entrance.

"Hey, shitty marimo! Never expected you to arrive earlier! You what? Went out 3 hours earlier, or something?"

Zoro decided to just say the truth, what's the point in lying if the dumbass cook was right? "What if I did shity cook?"

"Well its nice change for once you're not late!"Sanji smiled.

Zoro felt like he was melting.

"Let's go muscle head, Luffy's already keeping a table for us."

The cook showed the way to unsecure swordsman, because he was always late he never was with cook alone. Now his only hope was Luffy, maybe he will stop this uneasiness.

"Oh! It's you Zoro!" A yell came from a corner table and then a big Raven head storm smashed into Zoro and made him to fall with Luffy in of him.

"Oi! Luffy! Get the fuck off me!" The mad green haired man shouted. The young man with straw hat grinned and jumped up.

"You're not late! Awesome! Something great is definitely going to happen today!" The big energy ball started running towards the entrance.

"Zoro, Sanji, keep the place occupied will ya? I'm going to wait for others!" The man shouted as he ran.

After that for few minutes there where complete silence.

"So who's also coming today?" The swordsman asked, not wanting the silence to deepen.

"Well of course my beautiful angel Robin-swan is coming but with that half naked-pervert, shipwright." The cook declared with eyes turning into hearts and then again into a glare."Nami-chwan is busy as well as Usopp and Chopper. Brook said that he will make it." The eyebrow continued again with heart eyes and then with normal look.

Damn how moments like these pissed Zoro off.

"Oh, I see you're still pissed about Robin and Franky dating, eh, curly brow?" The green haired man smirked, trying to calm down his beating heart of the thought that he's alone with Sanji.

"Of course I am marimo! One of my sweet angels found herself lover and a perverted one too!" Sanji cried out, not noticing Zoro's little fight.

"You're right ero cook, if she wants a pervert she always can count on you!"

Sanji frowned. "And that says a guy who never actually dated anyone."

That gave Zoro a shock. How did that curly brow knew? That made him quiet for a few second. But then he quickly gained an answer.

"Yea, yea, never saw you dating either shitty cook." Then he understood what he said. He showed that he actually listened to what cook said and that he remembered. But that thought was immediately overwhelmed by another one: that means that cook actually listened to what he said…

"Don't get the wrong idea moss head. I'm simply stating what my dear Nami-san said." Cook tried to cover up, but it was too late.

Zoro monotonously answered. "Whatever you say, curly brow."

Zoro was still in trance when the rest of the crew of the crew came to them. Fiding Zoro speechless and Sanji a little bit embarrassed, but neither of them knew that as they were both looking at another side. Leaving the gang quite interested about what had happened between their first mate and the cook. As they knew that they wouldn't get answers, they just decided to leave it for latter.

The cyborg-shipwright Franky sat near Zoro, robin by his side. The now so popular music star Brook sat at other side of robin and at the same time just by the side of Sanji. As the only free seat was right in front of everyone Luffy felt obligated to sit there, right in front of his future crew, because if you wanted to be pirate captain you had to have license. That way the government tried to keep pirates under radar. Never realy worked out knowing that to join the crew you only hah to have captain's permission. There were many ways to gain license, but Luffy chose the easiest one – going to university. But because he did that he met loads of people and some of them even joined his crew, making it from 4 to 9. Luffy knew that this was his best idea ever to choose this path.

By the end of the evening the tension was gone and the swordsman once again started fighting with the cook.

A.N. Actually I finished this story several nights ago, but because I write on paper it will take some time to get it here, so please be patient and review! :}