Disclaimer: KHR does belong to the amazing Amano Akira. I just love the charas and want to use them for my personal fun. I doubt that someone would pay for this ...

Warning: Dark?Tsuna - OOcness, AU, sugar sweet evil mastermind. Later on it will have Yaoi!

Authors note: Mabe some of you know my short pwp that inspired me to write this ... It's just something I came up with on the spot XD

Enjoy or not, it's up to you!

Cute 'n Evil

Ever since he was born it was clear, that he was the most cutest little thing ever. He had opened his big brown eyes and the people around him fell in love in an instant. With those eyes and the tuft of fluffy brown hair he had ruled their hearts.

Some people said he would grow out of his cuteness as soon as he grew up, but that never happened. Instead he became cuter and cuter, his behavior matched his looks. He was a polite and shy little thing, it made people gush at him. His mother pampered him, but made sure to teach him manners and to be friendly to people, that was why he didn't turn into a brat.
The first time he had watched an anime he cried, because the heroes had hindered the strange guy with the eery laugh from fulfilling his dreams. His mother often had said to him, that nobody had the right to interfere with ones dreams. That was the reason why he thought the heroes as the real evil ones. Therefore the evil mastermind became his big idol.

And then he became an elementary student.

Teachers were really beings that one could see through like a window. The first thing they wanted to know about their student were their dreams for the future. The boy to his left said something about becoming a police officer, the girl behind him wanted to become a singer, another boy was aiming to become the prime minister. When the teacher asked him what his goal was, he answered in his quite and small voice: "I want to rule over the world."
Needless to say that his classmates laughed at him because of that. Every day from then on they would make fun of him, because a wimpy little no good kid like him wasn't meant to be the evil guy – he was the one who would be rescued by the hero at any given time, because he was so hopeless helpless. And even if he tried to be the evil man he would be beaten up by the hero, because he was so weak.
He thought they all were just mean.
And began to plan.

He had started to write down his plans to take over the world as soon as he was able to write. The first entry to his – Secret book of becoming the world ruler – was: "To take over the world I need an army of robots, robots that can shoot laser beams and kill all the bullies."
He had asked his mother were he could buy robots like that, she told him that those things were really expensive, but she bought him a robot.
A robot that moved around and sang, it's eyes were blinking with red light.
It was not quite what he had wanted.
But he guessed it would do for now.

Until the heroes (bullies) took it away from him just to take it apart.

He told his mother that he lost it. She had scolded him, because it had been expensive, but than she smiled and wiped his tears away and gave him cookies.

The thing he learned from that, was that he needed money to buy real robots.

That was the reason why he added the "need money" under his first plan to take the world over with robots. Of course he asked his mother how he could earn money to buy a robot. She was happy because she thought he wanted to take responsibility for his carelessness. The both of them built a lemonade stand, where he could sell self made lemonade. He sold the cup for 100 Yen (approx. 97 Cent) and in the first week he had earned 1000 Yen...
He frowned at that, because a robot was much more expensive, that was the reason why he now sold his good for 500 Yen (4.87 $). But he had to face the reality – nobody wanted to buy his lemonade. As he stood at his stand he began to cry, people stopped to look what was wrong with him. He told them that he wanted to earn money, because he had lost his robot and he wanted to buy a new one with his own money. The people, especially the old grandmothers, bought a lot of his drinks. All just because he had cried. Soon enough he had an amazing amount of 5000 Yen! He stored the money inside of his piggy bank and was happy about his success.

But later the heroes (bullies) came and destroyed his stand.

It was than that he decided to earn money in another way, a way that couldn't be destroyed by those mean guys. So he scratched the lemonade business out of his – Secret book of becoming the world ruler – It obviously had failed.

It took him some time to think of a method, but then he had listened to his classmates conversations he learned that almost all of them got an allowance from their parents. Why hadn't he thought about that earlier? He just needed to ask his mother to give him money!

"Mommy!"
"Yes my dear?"
"Can I get pocket money?"
"Why do you need pocket money?"
"Because, if I want to become the ruler of the world I need money. Every evil mastermind has a lot of money to buy robots and stuff. I can't overthrow the world without it." he declared proudly and smiled at his mother like no tomorrow. She gushed at how cute he was, and accepted his request. He got an allowance: 1000 Yen per month, because seemingly that was enough for a six year old elementary school student.

Pouting had been fruitless, but his mother had agreed to raise his pocket money when he got older or whenever he got good grades at school.

School was annoying and useless, was his thought when he turned seven. Why did an evil mastermind like him need to go to school? He would rule the world without all this useless knowledge. His sole focus was on conquering the world, there was just no time for homework and other useless things. But sadly that resulted in him getting bad grades and therefore no rising pocket money.

He looked into his little book, where he wrote down the money he earned. It was still not enough to built an evil empire. He had asked an estate agent how much a secret base would cost him. Let's just say he didn't even had the money to buy the dirt on it's floor.

He strolled through the shopping district of his hometown and looked at the window of a bookstore. There was one book that caught his interest, it was about economy and he had read somewhere that the economy was responsible for getting money. He pondered about buying this book. It was expensive, sure he had the money, but he didn't want to use his hard earned money on a book, a book that he didn't even know if it would help him. An old lady saw him shifting around on his spot in front of the window. It was sad how conflicted the little guy looked. She decided to pat his head and asked what was wrong.
"I want to buy that book. But I don't have the money." his big eyes had tears within them and it broke the poor woman's heart. She gave him the money he needed and some more for an Ice cream. He thanked her sincerely and she just smiled, there was no way she could let a cute kid like that cry. He hurried inside the store, saying his good bye to the lady who now felt like she had done a good deed and made her way home.

Inside of the store he took one copy of the book, a copy that was slightly used and had some dog-ears. He got to the cashier and asked for a discount, because the book was damaged. The cashier just told him to grab one of the books that were better and not as used. And the man was rude about that, so the little boy did the one thing he could do best – crying.

People looked up and asked what was wrong and he told them what the meanie had said.
A young pregnant woman scolded the cashier about his behavior and demanded for the manager, said manager was a woman in her forties and couldn't resits the big eyes and swollen cheeks. She gave him the book as a present, wiped away his tears and treated him to some snacks. He got home smiling sweetly, well he thought it was an evil smile.

That day he learned that looking cute was a good way to earn money.

His father visited them together with a grandpa he didn't know. And he used this opportunity to test out his newly developed weapon of mass destruction – playing shy.
Whenever his father tried to approach him he would run away and hide somewhere, preferably behind his mothers legs, who just laughed and said that he didn't need to be shy around his father. It was going like that almost all day.

"Come on, play with me." his father pouted: "I even give you some candy."
"Mommy says I'm not allowed to take candy from a stranger." he shyly said from behind the sofa.
"But I'm your daddy." he said and smiled, still offering the candy. "I don't want candy." and the little boy ran away, his father hot on his heels.
"Don't be mean. What can I give to you for you to let me hug you?" he whined.
"2000 Yen." his tiny hand reached to his fathers direction, demanding the money. His big eyes looked at him expectantly. The man laughed at the cuteness and took out his wallet.
"I give you 4000 if you play for an hour with me." there was a big smile and the boy nodded happily.
And after the hour was over he ran away once again, demanding more money for more attention. His father never thought much about it.

That was how he learned to earn money for special services.

There had been a transfer student when he was nine. He felt intrigued by him and was curious about that one. He was cute, but he glared at everyone in the room and whoever approached him ended as a mess on the floor. That was what held him back. He wanted to befriend this one, but he wasn't keen on getting beaten, he got enough of that on a daily basis, because the heroes (bullies) never let him off. He did some research and learned how you are supposed to approach dangerous animals, he used the method on the new student.

Every day and every break he would stare at the dark haired boy, just to look away whenever he turned to him. Like that it got on for a few weeks, until the dangerous being made the first move, he walked in his direction, every day a little more, until he finally reached him and sat down besides him.
There under the tree in the playground they sat and watched each other carefully.
Than he opened his mouth: "Why are you watching me?"
"Because you look like one of those big and dangerous cats out of the TV. They are awesome."

That's how he became friends with Hibari Kyoya.

And he had been the first one who didn't lough about his dream of becoming the world ruler.
"But you need rules. Rules keep everything in order. And you need people who punish the rule breakers." That made sense, so they made a list with their first rules:
1 - don't bully the weak, or you will be bitten to death
2 - don't litter around, or you will be bitten to death don't steal, or you will be bitten to death
3 - follow the rules or you will be bitten to death.
Hibari was good at biting.

When he was ten he learned what a pedophile was.

He had been at the park and planned his next steps to world domination, when a stranger approached him.
"Hey there little guy. Do you like bunnies?" he asked the young boy. But Tsuna wasn't stupid his mother had told him to run away if someone asked a question like that. And that was exactly what he did.

The next day at school he told Hibari about it, who in turn explained to him what exactly people like that man did to children. His mother worked for the police and had taken it upon her to describe it. They decided to punish the man for that.

The next time he saw the man it was in front of a candy store.
"I like bunnies." and the man took him home.
Of course he knew that it was dangerous to go with a stranger, but he and Hibari had a plan.

As he stood in the middle of the strangers living room he looked around.
"You don't have any bunnies."
"No, but if you put this on I will have one." the man held a bunny costume up and wanted for him to take off his clothes. That was when suddenly a flash blinded him for a few seconds.
"What was that?"
"My mobile phone!" he got the old one from his mother: "I've send your picture to my friends, who has listened to our conversation the whole time and he even recorded it." Than he took something out of his other pocket: "Your business card say that you work for a big name company. And your flat looks like you earn a lot of money."
The man didn't know what to do, that child was cunning and could ruin his good reputation. He didn't want to go to jail.
"If you give me 20 000 Yen every month and never again touch children, I won't tell anybody about your hobby." the young boy smiled innocently and tilted his head in question.
"Okay." the man answered spontaneous.
"Good. Here is a map, strap the money at the 15nth of the month on the underside of the wastebasket that has the kitty sticker on it. If I won't find the money I will go to the police."
"I understand."

And that was how he learned to earn money via blackmail.

And that's it.
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