Axel: Allright guys, this is the second chapter. I wanted to thank everyone that reviewed this story! Which made me kinda happy, and my beta readers, who is a friend of mine. Give her credit everybody!

Also, this scene contained randomness and un-logical thinking, bewarned!

Another thing, I wanted to add a new story of crossover, can you guys vote on the poll on my profile? If you want details explenation, please PM me. Anyway, DISCLAIMER!

Zero: Axel own nothing.

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"All right class! It's time for PE! And I, Gakupo, shall teach you in the true meaning of PE!" Gakupo said pointing to the sky, wearing a full set of samurai armors.

Naruto is shocked, first he had to deal with a history teacher that seems to like cutting down tables, and now the same teacher teaching him PE? And he's wearing a Samurai armor? What is this world coming into?!

Naruto quickly turned to Len. "Len! Does he also teach PE?"

Len shook his head. "No, but he's the substitute for the boys PE since males and females are separated."

"Then what's the original PE teacher's name?"

Len seems to want to answer, but he says nothing.

"Come on man, who's the teacher? I don't want to stuck PE with this guy too."

Len looked away.

"Hey why are you looking away? Len?"

Len seems to find the dirt much more interesting.

"Actually Naruto." Kaito suddenly sit closer toward both blonds, surprising Naruto and slightly feeling a bit awkward. "The PE teachers never came, so Gakupo-sensei is our PE teacher, unofficially."

Then a mental image of Naruto, standing on a rock with the words 'Hope' in only his underwears, washed away by a large tidal waves.

Kaito continued. "I also heard a rumor that the teacher was assassinated five years ago."

"What?! Why would someone assassinated a PE teacher?! And if that the case, why the hell does this school still put him on the employee list huh?"

"I heard it's because of budget problem."

Naruto only looked at his blue hair friend with a deadpan face.

"All right class! According to this professional instruction book." Gakupo produce a book with the tittle 'How to be a sport teacher for monkey'.

Some of the students sweatdropped, while the other doesn't really care.

"Hmmm... Today we'll be doing track." Gakupo said. "It saids here, that I need to motivate the students and challenge them to make it a bit of fun... Allright!" Gakupo closed the book. "Twenty laps around the field!"

Most of the students groan.

"I knew it. Then... Kumamaru!"

From the sky dropped down a large brown bear that landed next to Gakupo. The large bear that has a large X mark on its foreheads.

Naruto there's a wooden plank somewhere, he'll bashed his head to is so not logic! And that's coming from a guy that can summon giant toads!

"Allright Kumamaru! Go and motivate them!" Gakupo ordered to the bear, however, the bear shook its head. "What? Why?!"

"Growl."

"Payment? We're old friends!"

"Growl."

"Ugh... Fine, I'll treat you to a Soba tonight."

The bear seems satisfied with the deal, then the large bear looked upon the frightened students.

"Now you guys go and give me twenty laps!" Gakupo unsheated his sword. "Forward!"

No need to be told twice, the students quickly ran in top speed, being chased by large bear do that to you.

Naruto usually aren't that scared with bears, seeing as he is strong enough to beat up the bears, but since he is on a secret mission, he can't use his power in front of people. So he picked the best option when you were chase by large bear, run.

The good thing about ninja training is that without chakra ninja can run fast, so Naruto have nothing to fear about being captured by the bear.

"Oh yeah, I put some mines on the field last night, make sure not to step on any." Gakupo said calmly.

"What-"

*BOOM*

(With the girls side)

"The boys sure is energetic when it involve sports." Miku said with a giggle.

The girls who heard her all sweatdropped, for they could hear lot's of explosion, screaming, and cries for help. They decided to be wise and ignored the sounds.

"Allright girls!" Taiga Fujimura, the young women with short light brown hair and eyes, the PE teacher for girls. "Today we're supposed to do tennis, but who cares? Let's do kendo!"

Most of the girls sweatdropped. "But sensei... Didn't we already do that last week?... And the week before that?" Luka asked raising her hand.

"And your point?"

"... Can't we do something else?"

Taiga rub her chin in thought. "Well... I know! I can teach you hot to hit a perverted person that do perverted things to you! With a boken!"

"... Isn't that the same thing?"

"Dear god no! In Kendo, there are rules, but in hitting a pervert with a boken, there are no rules! Now, we don't have a perverted male to make into a dummy, so we'll just have to use the old training dummy."

Before anyone else can protest, Gakupo loud voice is heard.

"Come on! Give me another ten! This time I'll throw in grenades launcher!"

Then multiple loud explosions could be heard. Luka could've swore she heard a cry of 'Sadistic bastard' and 'Mommy!'.

"See? The boys are all fired up! Let's go!"

The girls are glad that their teacher at least refrain from using bears and explosions.

XXX

After the gruelling experience of PE, finally the most favorite time of the students came. Lunch.

"Naruto-san, welcome to the academy cafeteria." Len said with a grin.

Naruto's jaws drop at the sight of the elite looking cafeteria, with the walls are all made up from glasses, allowing the students to looked at the beautiful garden bellow. "Woah..."

"Pretty neat huh?" Len asked, earning a nod from the other blond. "Anyway, let's eat. I'm hungry."

Naruto grin. "Now you're speaking my language!"

The two blonds quickly walked toward the cafeteria lady to order their foods, what surprised Naruto is the fact that everything here is free! And the fact there's no ramen here displease Naruto greatly. After the blonds ordering their foods, they seated themself at one of the chair and table near the window overlooking the garden.

"Hey Len, why is there only our class students here?" Naruto asked pausing his eating of the Gyudon he ordered.

Len looked up from his salad (Yuck!). "Well, it's because this cafeteria is specially build for our class."

"... Seriously?"

"Yup, and you should be grateful. The other cafeteria are like a warzone."

"Oh..."

"Hey guys!" Both blonds looked toward the source and found Kaito walking towards them with a tray fill with... Ice cream? "Can I sit here?"

"Uh... Sure." Naruto answered kinda weirded out, he knows how delicious ice cream is, but, ice cream for lunch after that hellish PE? seriously?

Len who doesn't seems to be bothered by it nodded his head, earning a smile from Kaito as he sat down next to Len.

They passed time by chatting, with Naruto asking questions and both Len and Kaito answered them in turns. Though Naruto still couldn't believe Kaito manage to eat twelve ice creams in eight minutes.

"Hey boys! Having fun?"

The three boys snap their heads to looked at Rin, Luka and Miku heading towards them with their own tray in hands.

"Hey girls!" Kaito greeted with a wave, followed by both male blonds.

"See? The new guy's still alive! Good for him right?" Rin said with a grin to Luka.

Naruto's eye twitch. "What do you mean by that?"

"As a present for surviving, I shall give you this!" Miku walked forward, placing her tray in the table that consist of the same gyudon as Naruto, but with leeks, lots of leeks. She took one of the leek on her food, and shove on Naruto's mouth.

"Umngh!"

"Miku! You can't forcefully shove a leek to a person mouth!" Luka scolded.

"Really?" Miku looked at Luka in surprised. Rin snickering in the background.

After munching the leek rawly in order to stay alive, he quickly drink his cold milk from the table. "Man... That feels better..."

Miku quickly looked at Naruto with a serious looks on her face. "So..." Miku face are getting closer to Naruto, while the blond back away while his face went red. "Do you like Leek now?"

"N-NO! I told you I don't like Leek raw! And why are you getting closer?!" Naruto quickly yelled out with a red face.

Miku pout and retrach herself. "Boo..."

"See Miku-chan? You can't forced someone else to like raw Leek." Luka said while nodding sagely.

"Can we sit down now? My leg is killing me!" Rin said what's on her mind.

*Ding Ding Dong*

All the students quickly snap to attention, since every time an announcement are made it's mostly important.

"Could Naruto Namikaze comes to the counselor office?" From the choice it's looks like its belongs to Meiko. "I repeat, could one Naruto Namikaze report to the counselor office? I wanted to talk about the ecchi things you do to me last night."

Naruto choke on air, while the other students face went red.

Len looked at Naruto. "Naruto... I didn't know you and Meiko-sensei are like that..."

"No we're not! I just met her yesterday!" Naruto quickly denied.

"Good job man!" Kaito gives the blond a thumb up.

"Shut up! I said it's a misunderstanding!"

"Oh my... I didn't know you were so bold Naruto-san..." Rin said covering her mouth.

For some reason, Naruto knew she knew this is just a misunderstanding, but she just wanted to make the fire bigger for her amusement.

"Naruto-kun... I didn't know you and Meiko-sensei were that close.." Miku said with a tint of red on her face.

Luka didn't say anything, she just looked away with a blush on her face.

Naruto eye twitch again, oh... If this is not important, Meiko-sensei will know first hand how he become the prank king! The whiskered blond quickly stood up, and dash toward the office.

The group was silent.

"Did he know the way to the counselor office?" Len asked.

"Don't worry, I gave Naruto a map as a welcoming present." Kaito said.

Len sweatdropped. "Now I'm even more worried..."

XXX

Naruto sigh, he was lost. He knew it. After braging out of the cafetaria, passing by several students who gave him a pat in the back and congratulations, Naruto remembered he not yet remember the large academy layout. So he took out the map that Kaito made for him.

But to his surprised, the map is indeed the academy's map, but the rooms name are changed into ice creams name's. For example, courtyard turn into 'Mint Ice cream', god knows how he named thing with ice creams flavour.

"Are you okay?"

Naruto snap his head toward the voice, spotting a green hair girl with a pair of green eyes staring at him, she wore the school female uniform.

What luck! "Ano, do you know where I can find the councelor office?"

"Counselor office? Sure! Go down this hallway, then turn left, it's the first door on the right. There's a sign on the door so I'm sure you won't miss it." Gumi instructed while pointing the way.

Naruto smile brightly. "Yosh, thank's for the help! I'm Naruto Namikaze." Naruto offered his hand, which Gumi took.

"Gumi Megpoid, nice to meet you Naruto-san."

"Ma ma, just call me Naruto, no honorific. Now, see you later Gumi!" Naruto quickly dashed in high speed toward the office.

"... What a energetic guy."

XXX

After sprinting for a minute and found the office, Naruto quicly slam the door opened.

He was greeted by the sight of Meiko sipping beer on the room couch in the middle of the room. "Ah, Namikaze, you came."

Naruto instantly snap. "What the hell up with that announcement?! People will get the wrong idea!"

Meiko shrug. "What's the fun of not doing that? Unless..." Meiko smirk suggestively. "You want it to be real..."

"Wha... But.. I... You..." Naruto face went red instantly, earning a laugh from Meiko. "Stop teasing me damn it!"

"Hai hai... It's fun teasing you Namikaze-kun."

Naruto shot her a look, then he sigh tiredly. "So what do you call me here for, sensei?"

"Well Namikaze-kun, the chairman told me all about you." Meiko said taking a gulp at her canned beer.

"Eh?!" Naruto looked surprised, so that mean...

"The chairman asked me to help you with your mission, after all, you can't possibly protect all of the students by yourself." Meiko put down the now empty beer. "Come on, this way." Meiko stood up from the chair she's sitting on.

Because Naruto is on frenzy before, he only got to looked around the room now. The room was simple, too simple in fact, just two couch facing each other and a small coffee table in the middle, and a large book shelf. That's it.

Meiko walked toward the bookshelf, and pull one of the book from the shelf. There's a 'click' sound, then the shelf shift tot he side, revealing an entrace.

"Woah... A secret entrance!"

"Well, come on in Namikaze!" Meiko said entering the secret place, with Naruto eagerly following.

XXX

(The Secret Place)

"Woah..." Naruto said in awe at the underground facility, it was filled with all kind of high tech gadgets Naruto didn't know about. The thing that caught his attention is the multiple large screens with a empty chair overlooking them.

"Welcome to 'The Den'." Meiko proudly introduce the secret facility.

Naruto then turned toward Meiko. "So what's all this about?"

"The chairman already gave his 'Go ahead', hell, this is his idea in the first place." Meiko then sit on the empty chair.

"What do you mean?"

Meiko type something on the keyboards, then the screen whizz out a bit until the form of the chairman appeared, half of his face still shadowed for some reasons.

"Hello Naruto Namikaze." The chairman greeted.

"Hello... ."

"Now Naruto Namikaze, I know you are confused why you are being showed this secret base and why Meiko-sensei knew about your secret mission." The chairman seems to liked the words 'Secret'. "The reason is simple, this secret base will be yours."

Naruto blink. "Really?"

The chairman nodded his head. "Indeed, and Meiko-sensei will also help you, in your mission to protect the students." Naruto looked at Meiko, who gave him a wink. "I also arrange for a few helpers for you."

"Helpers?"

Meiko snap her finger, then immediately, three persons appeared out of nowhere and gave Meiko a salute. The persons wore a full set skull costumes that exactly looked the same with a pair of red underwear that they wore outside like superman.

"These guys are called 'Combatant Mikey'." The chairman introduced. "They will be your shield and sword,do take care of them. Now then, I'll be off. I have something to do. Good luck." The chairman gave a half salute and cut off the communication.

"Now," Meiko take over. "Let me introduce, this is Michael, Mike and... Michelo." The three combatants give the blond a salute. "Combatants, this is Naruto Namikaze, you all will be helping him in his mission."

"Wait!" Naruto cut off. "You mean they'll be helping me? And the last name are a bit forceful..."

"Yes, they are your combatants after all." Meiko nodded. "And the author are lacking names that involve 'Mik', so please bear it."

Naruto blinked, not knowing who is this 'Author'is. But more importantly... "My... Combatants?"

"Think of them as minions."

Before Naruto can complaint of not wanting minions Meiko cut him off. "I almost forgot, for your mission we've prepared a special stuff for you." Meiko nod to one of the combatant, before he rumage his... Red underwear? Before taking out a blank mask with two black slit as the eyes.

"This is a specially made mask for you Namikaze-kun. It's bullets proof and very hard despite the light weight."

"I see... That's uh... Intresting, and you want me to wear it?"

"Of course."

"But that guy just took it out of his underwear!" Naruto yelled out with a tickmark pointing at the cobatant that took out the mask.

"Irrelevant."

"There's no way i'm wearing it!"

(15 minutes later)

After a bit of soap and anticeptic later, Naruto finally wear the mask.

"Woah! It's light! It's like an Anbu mask!" Naruto said looking himself to a mirror one of the combatant brought. "And I look cool!"

Meiko nodded her head, satisfied. "Good, use the mask when emergency situation demand it."

"Eh? What about the costume?"

"You can use one of that ninja jutsu... Uh, whats it called again? Hungu? Hanga?

"Henge?"

"Yeah! That's it!"

Naruto nod his head in understanding, he put his hand in a seal. "Henge!" In a puff smoke he wears a long orange trench coat with a pair of orange pants.

"You sure do love orange huh Namikaze?"

"Hell yeah! Orange is the best colour in the world!"

Meiko chuckle. "Okay then, what about nickname? Every hero needs one right?"

Naruto blink, hero? Then slowly, his lips turn into a smile. Hero, yeah, he likes that.

"Then... I'll be... Yellow Flash!"

Silence.

Silence.

"But... Your clothing is orange..."

"Shut up!"

XXX

After debating of names with Meiko and the ever silent combatants (That speak using body language that Meiko understood), they finally come into a conclusion.

"Fox man."

Meiko pout. "I can't believe with all those cool names we thought out, this one was picked."

The now hero named 'Fox Man' shrugged. "It's the most simple and reasonable." The combatants seems to agreed as they nodded their heads. Of course they will, Meiko's idea of a superhero name is 'Stalion man', 'Super Stud', etc, etc.

Meiko spin around using her chair. "Very well then, Fox Man it is."

Naruto sweatdropped as he watch his sensei keep on spinning with her chair.

"Ano... Sensei?"

"Yes?"

"How long was I here?"

"Twenty minutes or so."

"That's mean class already started right?"

"Yup."

"..."

"..."

"... WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"

"I forgot actually. You should be thankful though, because of me you manage to skip class."

"Well yeah... BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"

XXX

Naruto sigh yet again as he waits for the elevator to reach the ninth floor, where his room is located.

Today had been a crazy day, too crazy even for his standard. That academy will be the dead of his he swears. He just wanted to reach home and sleep it off. His train of thought was cut off as the sound of *Ting* was heard Naruto hurriedly exit the elevator.

"Man, that was close..." Naruto heard another *Ting* as the other elevator doors opened and revealing a certain pink hair girl.

"Eh? Luka-san?"

"Hm? N-Naruto-san?!"

They both stares into each other, not knowing what to say.

The silent was heavy, until Naruto break it anyway.

"So Luka-san." Naruto begin. "You live here?"

"Ah! Y-yes I am, you also live here Naruto-san?"

Naruto nod his head. "Yeah, room 909."

"Oh? I'm at 910."

"Really?!" What is this? Some sort of comedy romance plot?

"Ano Naruto-san." Luka fidget a little. "Do you want to go to my place for dinner?"

"EEHHH?!" Naruto yelled out with blush on his face. Seriously, what is this romance comedy plot coming from?!

Luka looked at the blond in confusion. "Y-you don't want to? I can understand if you don't want to, but I want to welcome you here, and I thought that a dinner is fitting. But if you don't want to..."

"No! No it's okay! I'll come!" Naruto quickly said, I mean, he'll be eating free dinner from a beautiful girl, what idiot will say no?

Luka smile. "Really? Great! I'll try to invite anyone else to come. You can come at seven, is that okay?"

"Yeah. It's okay."

"Alright then, see you at seven, neighbour. J-just promise me you wont do ecchi things to me..."

"I told you it's just a misunderstanding!"

XXX

Naruto looked at the selections of clothing in front of him, his face is that of a serious one.

"Come on kid, just hurry up and choose. They all have them same ugly-I mean, orange colors."

"That's why I don't know what to choose..."

"Just choose that black shirt and an orange pants or something."

"Hmm... Yeah that'll do, I mean, it's a dinner next door so I don't need fancy clothes." Naruto begin to wears the clothing Kurama picked. "You're pretty fashionable for a tail beast."

"Your father have far more better fashion sense than you, that's for sure."

Naruto eye twitch, but he ignored the remark. After wearing the black shirt and orange jeans and checking the time, the blond decided to heads toward his classmate and neighbour place.

After making sure the door of his place is locked, Naruto walked to the room next door, which only take a few steps.

Naruto took a deep breath, and knocks on the door. He heard a 'Coming' from inside, which he guessed is Luka.

After hearing a few rustle inside, the door opened and an apron wearing Luka greeted his sight.

"Ah, Naruto-san, welcome." Luka greeted with a smile.

"Hello there Luka-san." Naruto greeted back with his foxy grin.

Luka motion Naruto to come in, which he did. Slightly anticepating the foods he will eat. He never expected to be greeted by something weird.

"Cya!"

Naruto looked down toward the floor level, which he spotted a... Squid? Octopus? With pink tentacles and face that looks like Luka... And so, Naruto act the most intelligent thing he can think of.

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" Naruto screamed, pointing at the pink tentacles creäture.

"Oh, that's Tako-Luka, my pet. I found her at the forest." Luka explained casually, walking passed Naruto and head toward the kitchen.

"Cya!" Tako-Luka said while raising one of her tentacles in a 'Hi!" motions.

"IT CAN TALK!?"

"Cya, Cya!" Tako-Luka made a 'Come on' motion and walked away toward where Luka's headed.

Naruto, who still freaked out a little, decided to help himself and walk where the two Luka's headed.

The room is the same as Naruto's, the different being Luka's has more stuffs than the blond, but seeing he just moved in, it was expected. Naruto spotted the squid/octopus things is on a table, waving its tentacles, motioning Naruto to sit down, which he did, albeit a little disturb.

"So who else coming?" Naruto asked without taking his eyes off of Tako-Luka.

"No one else, only us." Luka said as she is doing... Something on the kitchen.

"Relly? Why is that?"

Luka sigh. "Len, Rin and Miku-chan are having another recording today and Kaito are having an interview with some teen magazine. So it's only us today."

"I... see." He knew by us are him, Tako-Luka and herself. So at least it wont be that awkward. He send a grateful stares toward Tako-Luka, who looked at him in confusion, but smile nonetheless.

"Here we go." Naruto heard Luka's said as a smell of nice foods hit him in the nose, Naruto quickly turned around to see the sight of Luka, still in her apron, walking toward the table carrying foods in her hands. "Here." Luka said as she put down the foods.

"Woah... These all look delicious!" Naruto commented while looking at the traditional Japanese foods.

Luka smile proudly. "Thank you Naruto-san." She responded while putting down the rest of the foods. "I'm sorry about all these foods, I was thinking it'll be more than us, so..."

"It's fine!" Naruto grin, although a little taken back at the numbers of foods display in front of him. "I'll eat it all even if it's the last thing I'll do! Believe it!"

Luka giggles. "Then, let us eat."

"You bet!"

"Cya!"

Luka took off her apron, revealing her white shirt that showed how develope she is. Naruto have to cough and looked away to hide his blush.

The atmosphere are homey, making all the occupants comfortable. Luka giggles as she watch as Naruto's and Tako-Luka fought over the last piece of eel, with the blond glaring dagger at the Pink tentacles octopus with human face who just kept on smiling.

Half an hour later, Luka are humming a song while washing the plates, with the blond guest looking around her house. He asked to help her, but she denied him on the spot saying it's her duties.

The blond looked around her clean house, just as expected. He didn't know where that damned pink creature went to, he still pissed that thing manage to steal the last piece of eel from him damn it!

Then he saw a picture frame, where there's Luka in it with lot's of children and an old lady. Naruto walked closer to take a good look, from the back ground he suspect it's taken in a village or somewhere, seeing as this place almost have not forest anymore.

"Luka-san, who are they?" The blond asked while keep looking at the picture. Luka was smiling brightly here.

Luka stop for a moment to look at what's Naruto looking at, then she smile and continues her work. "They're my family."

"All of them?!"

"Yes, you may not know it, but I'm an orphan."

Naruto looked at the pink haired girl who is still washing. "Eh?"

"I'm an orphan from a remote town to the east, not too far from here. The people from the frame are from my orphanage." Luka smile somewhat sadly. "They are my only family members in this world, because of them that I can reach this far."

"O-Oh..." Now the blond felt a little guilty from asking something personal.

Luka who is done washing, realized Naruto's looking guilty. "Ah! It's okay! I'm not offended!" Luka quickly tried to dissolve Naruto's guilt, which work somewhat.

Luka then sat down back at the dining table with a calm smile. "Naruto-san, if you don't mind me asking, where did you come from?"

"Uh... I'm from a small village... To the south."

"Ah, I see."

The blond and the pink hair all exchange information about their homtown, with the blond not mentioning anything about his village being a ninja village, even though it's not really lying, he still felt bad a little. But mission are mission.

Naruto found out that Luka manage to become a singer and attend the academy because of the entire orphanage put all their money together to pay for Luka's tuition. That's why the pink hair girl will become famous and pay them back someday.

Their conversation was cut by the sound of an alarm from Luka's clock as the two occupants snap their heads toward the clock that point at nine PM.

"It's already nine? Well, I've better get going." The blond guest quickky stood up, he knew that staying at a girl place beyond nine are a bit inpolite, Sakura already make sure she drill it in his head.

"Of course, let me walked you to the door."

Luka walked the blond to her front door, passing by Tako-Luka who walked around like everything in this world is fine. Naruto hold his urge to kick the octopus like thing, but Luka'll probably be mad at him or something.

"Thank you for everything Luka-san." Naruto said with a grin.

"You're welcome. If you have any problems, don't hesitate to come here, okay?" Luka smile warmly at the blond, which earn her a slight blush from the said blond.

"I'll be sure to remember it! Well, catch you later!" Naruto said his good bye while walking toward his room, which doesn't take that much steps.

"I'm back." Naruto opened his front door, knowing probably no one will answer him. But he said it anyway since it's like a tradition.

"Welcome back kid."

Naruto stop moving as he blink. Then he remember he has Kyuubi inside him, so he will never be lonely.

"Kyuubi, thanks."

"What? Thanks for what?"

Naruto chuckle. "For everything."

"... I think you're sick kid."

"Shut up."

XXX

"Come on Naruto, let's go."

Naruto looked at Len oddly. "Go where?"

Len shouldered his black guitar case. "To the music room, we have music lessons next."

Naruto made an O motion with his mouth, he grab his violin case that Kenji gave. Something he will treasured.

Following his other blond friend toward the music room, he sees Miku walking and talking with two other girls, one with a pair of red twin drill like hair, she has nice hair...

The other seems to be talking while typing something on her cellphone... the heck? She has yellow hair tha tied into a pony tail to the side. Both girls wore the academy standard female uniform like any others female students.

"Who are they?" Naruto decided to asked his fellow blond.

Len look at where Naruto is looking. "Oh, those two are Teto Kasane and Neru Akita. Two of the famous 'Triple Baka' of 3-A."

"Triple baka?"

"Yeah, the three people who usually scored pretty low on almost every subjects."

"I see." Then that means it wont be triple soon with him here. "So who's the third one."

"Miku."

"I se-What?!"

"Surprise? Most people are too at first." Len chuckle a bit. "She's not really all that gifted in the academic, but score very high at sport, art and music. The rest... You know." That was highly unexpected. "But they seems don't seems to mind being called that, heck, they even made a song out of it!"

Naruto looked impressed, so basically, the girls score badly on most academic stuff, while scoring very high on some that they like. Understandable, for him anyway. But for them making a song out of it... Man they're talented.

Both blonds shares a few more small talks as they arrives at the academy music room.

And when he thought the room will be at least have the same size as his classroom, boy was he wrong.

It was large, at least four room size large, with lot's of equipment on the side. The chair were made into a square like positions in the middle, facing to the front where a large chalk board and a grand piano were sitting. The music teacher sit on the piano chair with a smile on her face.

"Welcome class." Meiko greeted while watching the students take a seat on the chairs. "It's nice to see you guys all healthy and spirited."

Some students greet the teacher back, some only smile at her, and the rest ignored her.

"Before we begin," Meiko stood up. "since we have a new student in class, I want to test his music skill. So please Naruto Namikaze-kun to walked forward."

Naruto blink, then he slowly stood up and walked forward carrying his violin,a little nervous since all eyes are on him.

"So Namikaze-kun, what can you do with that violin?"

Naruto thought about it, in his time in the ship Kenji taught him three songs to him, the first being song the song Kenji played when they first met. The sailorman said something about if the blond ever in a dilemma of choosing which song to play, he must do something... Something about billboard and coins... He forgot.

After mushing through which songs he should play for about a minute, the blond decided. "I'm going to play 'Hiyoku no Hane'."

Meiko and some of the students eyes lift up, they knew the song apparently.

"I see," Meiko sit back down at the piano's chair. "then go on and play."

Naruto nodded his head, he opened his violin case and took out the wooden instrument, he position the instrument on his shoulder and took a deep breath.

*Insert: Yosuga no Sora: Hiyoku no Hane*

Everyone was watching in awe as Naruto played accompany by the beautiful sound of piano courtesy of Meiko.

After done playing, Naruto sigh in relief and looked toward his class and bow his head.

The class respond with claps aiming toward the blond, which make the said person blush and grinning sheepishly.

"Good job Namikaze-kun. Now I know your skill in music, let's begin the lessons." Meiko words snap the blond quickly and made the later hurry toward his seat. "All right, now, today lessons is about... singing."

That words alone made more than half the class cheer happily, including Len, they seems to really love singing this class.

"Now, usually, every music teacher suppose to explain the theory of music and stuff. But," Meiko stood up then gave the class a grin. "TO HELL WITH THAT!"

The class looked at Meiko in silent, anticipating what Meiko will say next.

"Music is not something that can be describe with mere words, it is something we describe with our heart, for each of us have different opinion of music, every tune and song we do symbolyze what music meant to us. So to hell with books, let's go and begin singing!"

The class cheers, and Naruto looked at Meiko in awe, so this is why she become a music teacher huh?

"Now, let's assign group for this music assignment ne?" Meiko walked toward a desk in the corner of the room that is fill with lots and lots of papers, she three away some of the papers before finishing our a book from the sea of papers and somehow magically produce a pen. "Now then... let's see..." She mumble to herself for a sec, before looking at the class. "Kagamine-kun, Shion-kun, can I entrust you with having Namikaze-kun in your group?"

"Sure thing sensei!" Kaito quickly answered. "Beside, the fangirls that read this story will be delighted of having three good looking male in a group! They're probably already thinking several scene of us being all yaoi."

"Kaito, that sound a little disturbing." Len comment. "No wait, It is heavily disturbing."

"Oh... you're right! Then I'll say gay instead of yaoi."

"That's even worse!"

"Shion-kun, please stop breaking the fourth wall and saying that kind of stuff. I don't mind it, but the author are going to be on a breakdown if he has to continue it."

"Haaaiii~"

XXX

The rest of the lessons was filled with song assignments and singing practice, which Naruto do pretty badly seeing as he rarely sing. And so we see out hero accompany by his fellow pair twin blonds and blue hair idiot nicknamed Bakaito sitting at one of the table in the cafetaria.

"That's kinda mean though Author-san."

I don't care.

"Who are you talking to Kaito?"

"No one really."

Naruto, Len and Rin looked at Kaito weirdly before shrugging.

"Anyway Naruto." Len called out his fellow male blond. "We should continue our practice after school, seeing as you're not really experience in singing."

"You can tell?"

Len nod his head. "Yeah, pretty much. They way you still kinda embarrassed in singing and your vocal still kinda messed up. No offense."

Naruto sigh. "None taken."

"Hmm... But considering the circumstances, most of the music rooms probably already been booked by other groups."

Naruto looked at Kaito in surprise. "What?! Really? But this school is huge..."

"Well Naruto." It was Rin who speaks. "We tend to take our music assignment very seriously."

"I... I see..." Naruto then looked at the only female in the table. "And why are you here again?"

"I'm bored." She simply answered.

"Riiight." For some reasons, Naruto didn't believed her. "What about in your place Len?"

"Well, I don't mind. But it felt much more better to do it in a music rooms than at home." Len statement made both Kaito and Rin nodded their head in agreement.

Naruto sweatdropped, singers sure are weird. "By the way, we haven't done the tour yet right?"

"Ah! You're right!"

"But Naruto, what about the map I gave you?"

"I burned it."

"EH?! Why?!"

"Because I don't get it that's why! Who the hell marked maps with ice creams flavors huh?"

"Mou..." Kaito is sulking on his chair with a cloud of depression.

The group ignored him. "Then let's go and continue." Rin suggest while standing up.

"Eh? You're coming sis?" Len asked.

"Yeah, I'm bored."

"Wait! At least let me finish my food!" Said our spiky blond hero.

"Too long, come on." Rin then begin to drag Naruto and the still depressed Kaito.

"NOOO! MY KATSU DON! NOOOOOOO! YOU DEMON! DEMON I TELL YOU!"

XXX

And so the tour for the new student has began with Rin as the head tour.

"This is the nurse office." Rin said gesturing to the door. "And the nurse is sexy."

"Uh... Right."

After that the group moved to the next location.

"This is the girls toilet."

Moved again.

"This is the classroom that almost never used."

And they moved again.

"And this is the gym storage room." The she noticed the stare both Len and Naruto giving her. "What? I choose the place that male student find exciting. Are you unsatisfied?"

Both blond nodded their head.

"I see."

And so, the group moved once again to another room.

"And this is the music room number 23." Rin opened the door revealing a grand piano. "You should use the space on top of the piano to good use."

The boys sweatdropped. "This again... Are you thinking I'm some sort of deviant?"

"Well... you do bang Meiko-sensei..."

"It was a misunderstanding I tell you!"

"Yeah yeah, anyway, let's continued."

"OI! Listen to me!"

XXX

"Man, what a day..." Naruto sigh while continuing his journey toward his home. The tour and his singing training at school drained him his energy. He stopped moving however, as he saw Luka standing in front of her door while reading something... A mail perhaps? Though her face showed horror and something he is familiar with, fear. "Luka-san, are you alright?"

Luka flinch hearing Naruto's voice, she looked at the blond with a strain smile. "Ah... N-Naruto-san, good evening..."

"What's wrong Luka-san? Are you alright?"

"Ah... I-it's nothing, I am fine, thank you for asking." Luka quickly headed inside her house slaming her door shut.

Naruto sigh, yup, there was something wrong. The blond hold his urge of banging on Luka's door and make her say whats wrong with her, and decided to just walked inside his home and rest. He'll ask her tommorow when hopefully she'll calm down.

"I'm home."

"Welcome home."

"Oh how I wish you have a cute female voice instead of that scarry one."

"OI! What do you mean by that?!"

Don't worry, it can be arrange.

"WHAT?! You can't just change my voice like that!"

"Kyuubi? Who are you talking to?"

"... Nobody."

After a moment of silent, Naruto shrug and made a simple conclusion that Kyuubi is starting to lose his mind. Ignoring an 'Oi!' from Kyuubi, Naruto made a bee line toward his couch and slope down tiredly.

"Man... I wonder what's wrong with Luka-san..."

"It's probably one of those human women... Uh, period! Yes, that."

"Kyuubi, it has nothing to do with period."

"You sure? I mean, when I was still sealed inside your mom, I watched her almost thrown your father down a cliff because she's in her period."

"... Mom almost thrown dad down a cliff?"

"Yeah, It was kinda amusing in its own comedy way, hehehe."

Ignoring the fox giggle of amusement and the fact his mom almost throw his dad down a cliff, Naruto stood up and headed toward his fridge. "Well, I'll tell Meiko-sensei about this tommorow, maybe she'll know more."

However, his train of thought was cut off when he opened his fridge revealing... Nothing. Not even an old milk carton or an old cereal carton inside.

"Ah..." Was all the blond intellect respond.

"You've forgot to do shopping kid."

Naruto then remembered that he was supposed to be shopping for groceries today. The blond curse, he then sigh and started his journey to a nearby convenient store, he'll post poned his shopping for tomorrow.

XXX

"Thank you! Come again!"

Naruto walked out of the store with a smile, now that he has bought drinks and more ramen, he'll survive the night.

"You seriously have to lay off the ramen kid."

"I'll lay off when I die!" Naruto declared proudly.

"That's not something you should declared proudly."

However, the mind conversation between Kyuubi and Naruto was cut short as the later spotted a pink hair girl a few feets from them, the blond quickly hide behind an electric pole for some reasons.

"Is that... Luka-san?"

"Yup, that's your big breasted female neighbour."

"Kyuubi, the big breasted part is unnecessary, even though it's true."

"But that's is one of the most noticable part of her!"

But her taste in pet and pink hair is also quite noticable.

"Ero-Kitsune!"

However, as much as Kyuubi wanted to retort that remark, he noticed something strange at the pink hair girl that fast walk toward somewhere.

"Hey kid, since when does the pink hair girl wore something that... sexy."

"Sexy?" Indeed, Luka's wearing a black dress that hug her curve very well and showed her white beautiful legs. She also seems to wore make up. "You're right!" Even though Naruto knew Luka only in short time, he knew she would never wore something like that. "You think she's going on an interview or a party or something?"

"You know her better than I do waht kind of women she is."

"... You're right. Maybe we should call Meiko-sensei, I'm worried about her." Naruto fish out his cellphone and flip it open. However, he then realized that he DON'T HAVE HIS SENSEI NUMBER!

"NOOOOOOO!" Naruto scream in despair at the fact.

However, Naruto self pity is cut short by a hand that touch the blond shoulder. He looked at the owner of the hand and saw one of the combatant standing behind him carrying a convenient store bag.

Before the blond can scream out a 'WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!', the combatant covered his mouth and made a silent motion with his other, then point at Luka who is... Entering a black car? The hell?!

The combatant let Naruto mouth go after the car started to moved.

"We need to follow it!" Naruto quickly said. "Come on Mikey!"

The combatant made a 'No No No!' motion with his hand, then he gives the bag to the blond, who accepted it reluctantly, and fish out a paper out of his underwear and gave it to Naruto, who accepted it once again even more so reluctant than accepting the bag, which already being re-taken by the combatant.

'Dear Naruto-kun, this is my phone number if you needed me.'

'Love, your sexy teacher, Meiko-sensei.'

Naruto eyes twitch. "I don't know if I should grateful or freak out by the convenient."

"Don't worry about it and call that sensei of yours."

"Right!" Naruto flip open his phone once again and quickly dial the numbers in the paper.

"Moshi-Moshi?"

"Ah! Meiko-sensei! It's me Naruto."

"Ah, Namikaze-kun! Good evening. But if you called me, that means Luka's really gone huh?"

"Gone?! What do you mean?"

"Well, have you noticed Luka's acting strange at all today? Anything at all?"

"... Now that you mention it, I did saw her reading a mail or something and her expressions showed she was afraid, something along those line."

"I see, so I was right... Damn it. Namikaze-kun, I need you to get over to the academy as fast as you can."

"But Luka-san-"

"Leave it to the combatant. I'll brief you when you arrive."

With that, the line are closed. Naruto blink, then he quickly snap his head toward the combatant, which made the later flinch.

"Don't let anything to happen to Luka-sen, alright?" The skul wearing combatant quickly nodded his head. "Good." With a blink of an eye, Naruto was gone.

XXX

Meiko bite her thumb, anxious to wait for the blond ninja to arrive, they need to hurry, or...

"It's better be important Sensei." Naruto put a bit of strain the the last sentence.

Meiko sigh. "Of course, let me brief you then." Meiko turned her chair facing Naruto. "Did you know that Luka's came from a small orphanage from a small town?"

"Yes."

"Good, now, said oprhanage are in the brink of being closed down."

"What do you mean?"

Meiko turned around again facing the computer, and press a button as an image of a bald man with an evil grin appeared on the screen.

"This man, Kazama Dojo, is one of the head of a local yakuza in this city. Quite succesful too." Meiko continued. "Unfortunately, this baldy manage to 'buy off' the orphanage where Megurine-san came from, and he decided to black mail her and... You know the rest."

Naruto clench his hands. "That will be one of his biggest mistakes." How dare that cue ball bastard black mail such kind girl?! He'll make him pay! " Believe it."

Meiko smile. "Good enthusiasm." Meiko snap her fingers, and then a person walked inside the room. "Namikza-kun, meet Dr. Jackal, call him 'Dr.J' for short."

"Nice to meet you." Dr.J said with a short bow. Dr.J is a short old man with white hairs and wearing a scientist lab coat.

"Uh, nice to meet you too." Naruto then looked at Meiko. "Can I ask a question?"

"Shoot."

"What is he doing here?"

"Well, every organization need an evil scientist."

"Wha-!? But we're not an evil organization!"

"I know, but calling out our scientist just 'scientist' is a little bit boring don't you think?"

Dr.J nodded his head. "I found the name quite cool myself."

"See! He likes it too!"

Naruto just sigh and nodded his head. He gives up of trying to understand his teacher.

"Namikaze-kun." Naruto looked at the older professor. "I made this mask for you."

Naruto looked at the mask the professor is holding, it was the same blank mask from before, the only different it's in the shape of a fox with three red whiskers on each cheeks.

"It's a bit different from the original mask you see." Dr.J explained. "I reinforced this one to be bullet prove, though it'll be a bit heavy because of it."

Naruto lift it up and down, then wore it on his face. "It's alright, It wont hold me back one bit."

"Are you sure? Even a second of movement is important if you are facing against opponent that use guns."

"No need to worry." Naruto grin. "I wont give them even a second to pull the trigger."

Dr.J looked surprised, before he laugh. "Good to hear! Now here's another gift for you." He fished out a watch from his coat. "Here."

"A watch?"

"Well, no quite. You see, it may looked like a watch, but it's actually a map." Dr.J walked toward Naruto and press a button on the side of the watch making the screen blink and then a map appeared. "See?"

"Cool!"

"And take this too." Dr.J gave the blond an earpiece. "It's for communication."

"Thanks!" Naruto put both gifts on and looked at a nearby mirror. "Man, I looked bad ass."

"That you do, just make sure you act like one as well. I don't want to help a B-Rated hero." Meiko said with a yawn.

"Oi, I find your lack of faith kinda disturbing..."

Before Meiko could respond, a beeping sound from her computer snap her quickly to the many screen in front of her. She type a few things then a map of an area from a city appeared with a beeping red dot in the middle.

"Allright Namikaze-kun, your watch should pin point you to this area. The Yakuza mansion."

"You mean-"

"Yes, this is where Mergurine-san is being held at." Meiko tone changed into a serious one. "Go there immediately, Fox man."

"Don't have to tell me." Naruto made a seal and a puff of smoke appeared. "Henge."

"You have time limits of seven minutes to get into the area, the combatants will help you on the site. Go."

Naruto, in all his oranges glory, nodded his head. "I don't even need five minutes." He said confidently, quicly sprinting toward the exit.

"I hope you're right kid."

XXX

Luka looked away from the person in front of her.

"Come now, why do you need to be so shy?"

Luka felt her head being jerk to faced the man in front of her, her body shivered in fear.

"What? Do I looked that scary?" Kazama joked making his underling around then snicker. "My... Miss Mergurine, your reputation proceed you." He begin to feel her leg up.

"No!" Luka pushed Kazama away, earning a chuckle from said man.

"Miss Mergurine..." Kazama then grab her hair, earning a gasp of pain from the pink hair girl. "Do you want to save your orphanage or not, hm? I could just destroy it you know..."

Luka flinch, her memories of childhood that she so cherish is there, both good and bad. She loves that orphanage... It's there that she made the dream of becoming a professional singer.

"I..."

Before Luka can finished saying it, the blackness cut her off.

"What the-?! A black out?"

"Someone find out whats going on!"

Kazama cursed. "What the hell? Didn't they know i'm in the middle of something important? Oi! Someone find out what the hell is going on? I thought a district black out is next month." However, what responded to the man question will scared him for life.

"GYAAAHH! WHAT THE HELL IS-GUHG?!"

"KAI?! WHAT THE-"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING O-AHK!"

"GYAAAHH!"

"SOMEONE HELP!"

Luka, Kazama and his guards can only stand in shocked at the many screaming happening in the house. After five minutes of screaming, all they heard is silent.

"Wh... What the hell?" Kazama finally responded. "What the hell is going on out there?! If there's an intruder, there should be at least a guns shot, but this..."

"B-Boss... What should we do?"

"Somebody go out there and find out!"

"But it's dark boss!"

"Find a damn flash light!"

"But there's none in this room boss..."

"Grrr... You guys are useless!"

The respond he got this time, is a thud on the ground.

"H-Hey... Whta's that sound? Did someone fall down?"

"I don't thi-Ughk?!"

"Hey! What the hell si going on?!"

More thuds can be heard by the occupants.

"Ghak?!" *Thud*

"AHHH!" *Thud*

"B-BOSSSS! HELP!" *Thud*

This happens a few more time, then silent. A complete silent.

Kazama gulp, he took out his gun with shaking hands. "I-I have a gun! Don't you dare come near me!"

Then, like a miracle, the light flicker on.

"Oh thank good-" He stop his words at the sight he was seeing, even Luka's is shaking in fright.

In the middle of the room is a person, wearing orange clothing and a mask tha shaped like a fox, and around the room is the unconscious form of his guards.

"You..." The person walked closer.

"Stay back! I have a gun!"

"You black mail an innocent girl just to satisfy your lust?" The person continued.

"I SAID STAY BACK!"

"You sinful bastard... You will never be forgiven." Then in a blink of an eye, the orange clad person is already in front of Kazama, holding his gun, his red hatred eyes bored deeply into Kazama's. "Know your place, cueball."

The person pulled his hand back, enhance it, then strike. "FALCON PUNCH!"

Kazama was thrown across the room while screaming 'WHAT A WEIRD NAME!'.

The orange wearing hero nodded his head, satisfy for what he has done. "Good." The he noticed the still trembling Luka. "Ah, good evening, my name is Fox Man, and I'm here to rescue you."

"Rescue me?"

"Yes." The the door to the room opened and walk in three skull costume wearing man. "YOU THREE!"

The three costume wearing guys flinch while putting their hands on the air.

"Where the hell were you?! I've finished this already!"

All the three skull bow down and made a 'Please forgive us!' motion.

"Fine! But you three owes me ramen."

The three of them made an 'EEEHH?!' motions, then each took out their purses and opened them, then they shook down their purses to make the inside came out, out of all the three, only one of the purse came out something.

And that something is a five yen coin.

Luka sweatdropped at the comedy scene in front of her.

"Lu-I mean, Mergurine-san, you're okay right?" Fox Man asked, ignoring the three combatants who is crying in the corner.

"Y-Yes... I'm fine." She studied the person in front of her, he has spiky blond hair, but it's not rare to see blond hair in the city. However, when he sees his calming blue eyes, he remind her of someone.

And its instantly hit her like a falling hippo.

"Y-you're-" Before she can finished, the sound of siren from outside cut her off.

"Well, that's my cue to leave. Until next time." Fox Man gave her a mock salute then jump to a nearby window, which is quite high. "See you around. Combatants!" Fox Man called jumping away.

Then Luka sees the combatants, carrying a leader they got from god knows where, and put it on the wall so they can climb out of the window from where Fox Man leaves.

Luka sweatdropped, they're an odd team. If they appeared on a show, she'll watched it everyday for sure.

XXX

Naruto looked from the roof top as the cops barge in the mansion. It'll be a bit of a problems for Luka, but at least they'll make that cueball bastard in prison.

"Good job today, Fox Man."

Naruto press his ear piece. "It was nothing."

"But I am impressed, you mange to knocked out everyone without getting a single bullet fired there."

"I'm the best." Naruto said proudly. "But are you sure Luka-san will be fine."

"Don't worry, she'll probably be absent for a few days, but she'll be fine. I'll make sure of it personaly."

"Thanks sensei."

"No problem. Now get some rest. Good night, Fox Man."

"Night sensei."

The blond hero then looked at the night sky with a satisfy smile. "... It's been a while since I've saved someone, and it feels damn good."

Damn right.

To be continued.

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