Warning: Explicit content. Please do not read if content of such nature offends you.

While I generally dislike having any Japanese in an English language fanfic, I feel that having the honorifics in for Monogatari stories seem more suitable than without. If you are unsure of what they mean, definitions are easily found on the internet.

Based on the events directly after Karen Bee, first volume of Nisemonogatari.

Disclaimer: I do not own the Monogatari series or any of its characters.

"Please be gentle with me." Senjougahara had said to me, after that incident with Kaiki and my sister Karen-chan. After that I hadn't seen Senjougahara for a few days as we both went home right after due to it being rather late. And I didn't think much more of that phrase till now.

So it is after a certain sequence of events that I find myself in the current situation I am in. I am sitting in a chair in Senjougahara's room while she takes a shower. More so, I am clad only in my boxers, with my hands handcuffed together at the wrists behind the chair, while my ankles are handcuffed to the chair legs on either side. Now this may sound uncomfortable but it isn't really so, the chair is quite large, sturdy and comfortable, and there is some very limited movement for my limbs. And I also get to enjoy the sounds of Senjougahara in the shower. She had purposely left the door open as a special service. In her words, "to be a hospitable host even when I'm occupied, I'll leave the door open so you can visualise my soapy body while listening to the sounds of hot water running over every crevice of me, while you try to breathe in the hot steamy air from my shower." It certainly wasn't uncomfortable, even the steam from the shower was warming up the room to a pleasant temperature.

Now how did I get into this predicament, you may ask?

It all started with a phone call from Senjougahara while I was lazing around in my room after a pleasant dinner. I picked up the phone a little hesitantly, as one never knows what Senjougahara may be thinking.

"Hello? Araragi-kun, come over to my place immediately." Was what she said on the phone.

"Wait what, why?" I asked with some surprise.

"Araragi-kun, I'm disappointed in you, the five Ws are Who, What, When, Where and Why." She replied bluntly.

"That wasn't what I was asking!" I retorted.

"I want to give you a very personalised study session Araragi-kun, as it seems like you don't even know your 5 Ws." She replied.

"Don't just ignore what I said!" I retorted again. My conversations with her always seem filled with retorts.

"Just hurry up and come over Araragi-kun." She replied. And after a small pause added "You won't need to bring any of your books."

"How are we meant to study if I don't bring my books?" I asked her, puzzled at the statement.

"Because I'm ready, Araragi-kun." Came her short reply, and she promptly ended the call.

Huh? What's that supposed to mean? I asked myself. But even so, I quickly went outside to my bike, after telling my parent's I was going over to my friends place to hang out, as I didn't have any books on me to say I'm studying, before pedalling my way in the direction of Senjougahara's house. My parent's, touched that I'm going to a friend's place to play, waved me from the front door with tears trickling down their faces. The both of you are way too exaggerated.