Kinana sipped her soda.

"Sooo.." Erza said, feet on the lounge table.

"By the way guys, when did the story get so random?"Natsu asked.

"One way or another I think the writer got lazy and just went with the story." Gray said.

"It was random from the start right?"Levy asked.

"Maybe we break the fourth wall a little too much.." Mirajaine worried.

They all looked at each other.

"Naaaaaaah."

"So do you think this story should get a sequel?" Juvia asked everyone.

"It was really good, very funny." Everyone agreed.

"Maybe we should ask Carly-cha-"

"Arrrrgh. Why didn't you guys tell me I messed up the script the other day?" Lucy said embarrassed.

"We just went with it." Erza shrugged.

"I'm so stupid...we found the purple hair, and the book with the snake and I SAID WE HAD NO EVIDENCE."

"We can just work it out the next chapter. " Gajeel said sipping an Arizona.

"Eh-em.." Carly-chan said entering the staff lounge. "The chapter is being typed as we speak."

"WHAAAT?!" Lucy exclaimed. "Now everyone knows my mistake.

"Just start the chapter then.." Natsu said.

"But we already did. Hundreds of people are reading this right now."Jet exclaimed.

"I also forgot to mention this you guys. This is the last chapter so make everything work out KAY." Carly said walking out of the staff lounge.

"NOOOOOOO."They all screamed.

"I NEVER GOT TO FINISH MY CAKE." Erza screamed.

"I NEVER GOT TO READ CELESTIAL BAD BOY." Levy cried.

"THE FOURTH WALL!" Juvia reminded.

"SORRY."

"I NEVER GOT TO CONFESS TO LEVY!" Jet and Droy sulked.

"NO ONE GIVES A FUCK." Natsu smiled.

"DRAMATICALLY SLAPS NATSU." Lucy said slapping him.

"OW."

"WAITT...WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?"Gray said.

"...BANANA'S." Levy answered.

"I HATE BANANAS." Gajeel grumbled.

"Well fuck you too good sir..." Levy mumbled with a fake mustache.

Gajeel slapped her mustache off.

"MI BIGOTE!"

"THE STORY IS GETTIG RANDOM AGAIN!" Lucy screamed.

"I NEVER GOT TO EXPLAIN WHY I WAS A JELLYFISH." Laxus said randomly jumping into the conversation.

"Cause jellyfishes electrocute and sting people. Duuuuuuuuh Laxus." Mirajaine said to the now confused blonde.

"Heyy...can we start the chapter?" Juvia asked Lucy and Levy.

"I thought we already did- Ohhh shiiiiiiiit." Lucy said turning to Levy.

Lucy shook her. "THE FANS KNOW WHAT WE DO BEHIND THE SCENES... KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWERJDJDFJAIS." Lucy said malfunctioning.

Levy turned to the audience. " has stopped working...standby as we officially start the chapter.

The curtain closed as you could hear the member sof Fairy Tail freak out in chaos.

"WORK DAMN YOU WORK! WE HAVE A STORY TO GET TOOO!"

"l-levy..they can hear you.."

"Fuck...I mean...DOODLEBERRY!"

Lucy cleared her throat as Levy, Mirajaine, Gajeel, Natsu, Erza, Jet and Droy stood next to her.

"Now that thats over..." She turned to Kinana, who stood next to Cobra. "Why did you do it Kinana?"

"You wanna know why I turned the beloved guild into animals?" She smirked.

Everyone nodded.

"Well I'm playing the villian role, so first of all, shouldn't the villian stupidly reveal the plan and the reason why they did the crime?"

"I guess that's reasonable.." Erza shrugged as Levy agreed.

Cobra sat down as she went on to explain.

"Knowing that Lucy and Levy would go to the library this morning, I snuck in early and put the cursed spell near where you two usually sit."

"Spell? So these animal forms aren't real...just illusions?"

"I'm getting there!" Kinana sighed.

"Mirajaine called me to deliver goods and unsuspectingly made me innocent. "

"What?" Mirajaine asked.

"I was out shopping for groceries, it was the perfect facade. No one would realise I was a suspect since I was out all day."

"But you are the suspect.." Natsu said confused.

"I was only caught because I saidmthe suspect was a she!" She huffed embarassed.

Levy frowned. "You're a horrible villian.."

"I know..."Kinana said."Anyway, do you know why I'm taking revenge on Fairy Tail?"

"Noooope." They all smiled.

Kinana facepalmed and pointed at Cobra.

"You locked up my true love, putting him in jail for over seven years- sevsn year time skip thingy..-, seperating me from him, my master and childhood friend!"

"Honey, honey..Kinana baby...have you and your childhood friend been locked up in slavery together, and your friend ends up getting possessed by Gray's stepsister, had to fight with your childhood friend, forgive him, fall in love, find ojt he has a fake fiance, get trolled by Happy AND have a complicated relationship? Heck no you little..." Erza mumbled.

"Woah, woah..Erza calm down.."Mirajaine said pushing her away from the scene.

Kinana chuckled. "Anyway...I helped him break out and we came for revenge."

"By the way Kinana, explain the bright lights that shone whsn we transformed."

"Transformers...animals in disguise..."Levy mumbled.

Lucy hit her.

"MI BIGOTE!"

"GAJEEL HAS YOUR FAKE MUSTACHE!"

"Oh...MI INVISIBLE BIGOTE!"

Lucy sighed as Kinana continued.

"Just some illusion spells."Kinana answered.

"Oh."Lucy said.

"So...aren't we gonna fight? Let's do this-"

"LEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVY KICK MOTHERFUGGA!" Levy said rabbit kicking Kinana and jumping on Cobra's face. She scratched his eyes.

"AHHH."

"I'M A BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH." Levy danced.

"Way to go rabbit Levy!" Lucy said tail swishing in the air.

"What'd you expect? I'm a boss ass bitch."Levy smirked.

They suddenly transformed back to normal.

"LEVY'S BOSS ASS BITCHINESS BROUGHT US BACK TO NORMAL."Mirajaine shouted.

"Hooray!"

The gang looked at the sleeping guild members and the unconscious snake duo.

"I guess we can just make them repent for there sins?" Lucy said to the group.

"We can burn them into hell."Natsu snickered.

Erza threw holy water on Natsu as Levy held up a cross and said. "THEPOWEROFCHRISTCOMPELSYOU!"

Natsu dried himself off. "Not amused."

Lucy turned to the group and smiled. "Well guys..I guess this is where we end the story."

"What alreadry?"

"Well why not?" Gajeel asked.

"The genre in this fanfiction said romance! There wasn't much of that..just random humor."

"I NEVER GOT TO MAKE MY APPEARANCE!" Jellal screamed appearing out of nowhere.

"You just diddd!." Erza facepalmed.

"ERZA!" Jellal said hugging her.

She blushed. "W-what?"

"I missed you." He said hugging her and nuzzling her neck.

She squirmed in his embrace as he laughed.

Juvia jumped on Gray as he blushed, screaming in protest.

"Get off me woman!"

"Juvia loves you!"

"I can't breathe!...Just let me be a tsundere!"

"NEVEEER!" She screamed .

Gajeel smirked at Levy as she sighed.

He bent down to hug her but she kissed his cheek instead.

He blushed as she laughed at his facial expression.

Mirajaine grabbed Freed and Laxus and hugged them both really tight, their cheeks red.

Suddenly the guild turned into a frenzy of couples.

What no partner to smooch? Well if you don't have one...just be like Max! Grab a broom and love the heck out of it!

Natsu akwardly scratched his. He looked at Lucy as she blushed.

He smirked at hugged her really tight.

"N-Natsu what are you doing?"

"Hugging you."

"Why?"

"Because I like you. "

Lucy's cheeks turned red. "Atleast let me go!"

"Don't wanna." He smiled as Lucy huffed.

She looked at Natsu for a while as he stared back at her.

Natsu started to lean in.

"W-what are you doing?"

"What better way to end the story with a kiss?" He smiled.

Lucy squirmed in his arms and looked at Natsu, slight blush on his face.

He leaned in and kissed her.

Mirajaine and Levy howled and whistled cat calls.

"Wait a minute, how did the story get so romancy in a matter of minutes?" Mirajaine asked Levy.

"Who cares?" She shrugged.

"Let's end the story." Erza said leaning on Jellal.

"Oh, sure. Well...Lucy." He said turning to her.

"Thanks for reading 'What Animal Are You?'! I hoped you learned the moral of the story. "Lucy smiled hand in hand with Natsu.

Lucy looked at Levy .

"The moral of the story is.."Lucy said.

"YOLO MOTHERFUCKER." Levy shouted.