Hello all. I'm starting this one because I wrote it and decided to post it. I thought people might like it. Please R&R to tell me if I missed something or if you have any funny/good ideas for the fic.

Chapter One: Kawaii Sakura-chan

Characters Introduced: Sasori, Sakura, Itachi, Kisame

Rated T for language and violence. Could be rated M later. Not sure yet. Humor, fluff, drama, everything you could think of within reason is in this fic.

Pairings:

SakuDei

SasuNaru

HinaKiba

InoChoji

ShikaTemari

TsunadeJiraya

Akasuna Sasori sighed silently as he rubbed his nose. "What's wrong Sakura-chan?" He asked his baby sister gently. The little five-year-old girl sniffled and rubbed her bright green eyes with a chubby fist. "'Sori-nii-chan a boy raped me." She sobbed. "WHAT?!" Sasori shrieked, drawing the attention of his friends from their respective activities. Sakura started crying harder and the red head immediately gathered her into his arms and hugged her. "Shh. It's ok. Tell me what happened Sakura-chan. Who the fuck did that to you?" Sasori soothed and snarled at the same time. Through hiccups and sobs, Sakura related the whole story and the red head sweat-dropped then mentally kicked his own ass. "Sakura-chan my only and favorite sister. My beloved heart and soul you weren't raped. A boy kissed you on the cheek." Sasori explained with a patience none of his friends had ever seen.

The big blue haired guy chuckled at the discomfort his friend was going through. "Give her to me idiot. You're doing it wrong." A raven haired teen said with an annoyed look at the red head. "Sakura-chan who kissed you?" Itachi asked. "Itachi-nii! That meanie Neji did it! I was playing innocently in the sand with Gaara-nii and...and...that meanie head k-kissed me!" Sakura wailed. Itachi hugged the little girl and rubbed her hair. "Do you want him to say sorry?" He asked. "Yes! He violated my personal space!" Sakura replied, nodding her little head faster than a bobble head. "Ok." Itachi said. He handed her back to Sasori with a triumphant smirk. "And that's why you're foolish my friend. You lack child rearing skills." Itachi declared imperiously. "I hate you." Sasori replied eloquently. Itachi smirked again and swept out of the room.

Sasori managed to calm Sakura down enough that she could eat dinner and silently wondered if the gods were enjoying a good laugh at his expense for giving him such an odd and slightly demented family. 'Can't really complain too much though. They're better than what some people are subjected to.' The red head thought with a smile.

Chapter one is short but the longer this goes on, the longer the chapters should get. Remember to R&R so I can continue to bring you decent fanfiction.