First up: Noah!

Noah's Tips for Surviving High School

*sarcastically* Yipee! It's so much fun to give advice to people that I couldn't give two craps about. Why am I doing this again? Right. Because this is FanFiction and MeAndYouForeverBaby said that I have to. I don't even like the chick! She needs to get a life! Writing about us for fun…pfft!

Anyway, here we go.

Noah's Do's and Don'ts of High School

Do: Get good grades.

Don't: Hang out with insane people. Which is nearly everyone in the school.*coughs* Izzy *coughs* The chick's plain nuts.

Do: Be the smart aleck! You can really piss people off with that stuff. It's fun pissing people off.

Don't: Play sports. It's littered with a bunch of dumbass jocks that have an IQ of -1000.

Do: Have a high IQ. Most likely if you have a high IQ you can insult people with really big words and they'll have no clue as to what the hell you are saying.

Don't: Show any emotion or reaction to the things that happen around you. You know. The drama, gossip, fights, or whatever. Don't even pay attention to it because it's so not worth your time.

Do: Be sarcastic. You can really piss people off with that stuff! It shows that you just don't care! And if you do happen to piss people of, don't show any emotion whatsoever to their annoyance.

Relationship Advice, Noah?

I have one word: don't. All those people in that high school are insane, why the hell would you (or I for that matter) want to be in a relationship with any of them? I'm practically the only sane one there.

Advice for Teachers: Just deal with them and do the work. It's not hard.

What do you think of Eastern Toronto High?

It's a horrible place that I've had to spend three whole years of my life in. It's filled with insane people, jocks, preps, delinquents, queen-bees, dumb princesses, *sighs* you get the point.

Other important stuff: School spirit is so lame. There's nothing to show spirit for in a school with a bunch of crazies.

*sighs irritably* Can I go now?

*looking over advice*

"Show no school spirit?" Zoey asked. "How do you have fun?"

"Eastern Toronto High is a horrible place?!" Dakota asked. "Then why the heck are our parents letting us go there next year?!"

"No sports?!" Jo asked. "That dude's insane, sports are my life!"

"This guy's a loser!" Jo exclaimed.

"No kidding," Anne Maria scoffed. "Is this how all the seniors are going to be like?"