The Simonette254:"Hello people this is my 2nd story written I hope you like it."

Disclaimer:I in no way own AATC, The Chipettes, or the song. They all belong to Badgasarian (hope I spelled that right) Productions. Enjoy the story!

It was the day before Halloween and the Chipmunks and The Chipettes are coming home from watching the Bride of Frankenstein. Alvin and Brittany are arguing whose better: Frankenstein or his bride, Simon and Jeanette are stating facts about how it's not possible for the monsters to even exist, and Theodore and Eleanor are looking around to make sure it's safe.

*10 minutes later in their room.*

"That was a great movie!" Alvin said adjusting his signature red cap on his head.

"I didn't like it."

"Me neither."

Aw come on, it wasn't even scary you guys."

"Well I'm still scared."

Me too."

All of sudden it starts to rain. *Thunder crash*

Theodore:

But if those monsters came in the room tonight what would we do? What could we do?

Eleanor:

If they tried to make your hair turn white with fright what would you do? If it was you?

Alvin:

I'd drown them with my soaker gun.

Brittany:

I'd glue them to a chair.

Alvin:

Put a dead skunk in their pockets.

Brittany:

Ew, I'd knock them off their feet with a Judo sweep.

Alvin/Brittany:

Blast them into space on a rocket. I'd send them to their doom
If those monsters came in my room.

Alvin:

Yo zipper face…

Brittany:

You want a piece of me?

Alvin:

Y'all ready to rumble…

Alvin/Brittany:

Bring it on brother.

Theodore:

But if the monsters sat of the edge of the bed...

Eleanor:

What would you do? What could you do?

Alvin:

With zippers in their neck…

Brittany:

And bolts in their head.

Simon:

If it was me…

Jeanette:

Well let me see.

Simon:

I'd multiply pi times their height and their weight to determine mathematically.

Jeanette:

The way to alter their molecular state…

Simon/Jeanette:

And shrink them to the size of a flea, yeah. I'd fill them full of dread
If those monsters sat on my bed.

All:

Ain't no monster gonna put us down

Uh uh. No way. We'll chase their face right out of town

That's what we say. Ain't no monster gonna put us down

Uh huh. That's right. 'Cause we're the meanest munks around

We're tight!

Miss Miller:

"Jeanette..."

Dave:

"Simon..."

Miss Miller:

"Eleanor..."

Dave:

"Theodore..."

Miss Miller:

"Britttanyyyy!"

Dave:

"Alllviiin!"

Dave/Miss Miller:

"Go to sleep!"

Alvin/Brittany:

"Oh-Kay!" *slams door*

Alvin:

I am the munk-inator (tor, tor, tor)

Brittany:

If the monsters came in and decided to stay.

Eleanor:

That wouldn't be very nice.

Theodore:

We could ask them politely to go away.

Alvin:

Are we munks?

Brittany:

Or are we mice?

Alvin:

I'll stick them in the ribs with my pirate sword.

Brittany:

I'd shoot silly string at their heads.

Simon/Jeanette:

We'd use our blankets like matadors.

Theodore/Eleanor:

We'd just hide under our beds.

Alvin/Brittany/Simon/Jeanette:

No!

All:

We'll make them face their doom, if those monsters came in our room.

We'll send them to their doom, if those monsters come in our room.

We'll blow them up, KABOOM!

Dave/Miss Miller:

"We thought we told you guys to go to sleep!"

All:

*quietly* If those monsters came in our room.

We'll send him to his doom

If those monsters come in our room.

We'll blow him up –

Theodore and Eleanor:*shouts*

KABOOM!

Simon/Jeanette/Alvin/Brittany:

*clap hands over Theodore's and Eleanor's mouth* If those monsters come in our room.

Simon whispered. "We need to get to sleep; Goodnight guys."

"Goodnight."

After that the munks and ettes all crawled into their beds, and peacefully went to sleep.

A/N:Eh it's not my best, but at least now it's rule-biding.

The Simonette254 is outta here.