Shadow: It's over already? Aw…
Romano: Thank God. At least I'm the main character of your next FanFiction.
Holy Rome: Ah, shut up, Romano! You weren't even in this one!
Italy: *walks in* Holy Rome! 8D
Chibitalia: *walks in* Holy Ro-
Italy: o.O
Romano: Why are there two Italies?
Shadow: Let's ignore it! So, Holy Rome, what's your reaction to being such a minor and overlooked character in Hetalia? 8)
Holy Rome: …I'm not overlooked.
Shadow: Really? Okay. Next question!
Holy Rome: W-Wait, wha-
Shadow: Next one's for Chibitalia! Why do you like Holy Rome even though he's a guy?
Chibitalia: But Holy Rome liked me even though I'm a guy too…
Italy: True.
Holy Rome: Next question!
Shadow: Fine. Here's a review that says my writing was Canada-like.
Romano: It's so true.
Canada: What's wrong with that?
Shadow: Shut up! :( (Warning: Shadow really does like Canada. She's just in a bad mood today.)
Romano: Who're you talking to?
Shadow: Sh-… I can't say shut up to you Romano! 3
Romano: …Anyone else want to stand next to her?
Everyone else: …..
Romano: Why you….. [Do to inappropriate and weird nature, this sentence is censored.]
Italy: …Romano….
Shadow: Anyway, in the review section, a certain stereotypical American-
America: That be awesome me! XD
Shadow: Not you!
Prussia: And only I can be awesome!
Shadow: America, get out of here, you're not even in this story!
America: Who cares? You don't expect people to read this, do you?
Shadow: MUSTACHE! *holds up mustache*
America: Uh…..
Shadow: …Darn it. *throws mustache away* Guess there's only one thing to do at this point. *pelts America with tomatoes*
America: Would you stop that?! I'm your own country!
Shadow: Yes, but I take pride in my South Italian heritage.
Romano: JUST TELL US WHAT THE REVIEW SAID!
Shadow: Oh, right. So the stereotypical American said that Italy didn't respond correctly to the love confession in Chapter 4.
Italy: What love confession?
Everyone else: The- the one-
Germany: Don't tell him.
Holy Rome: O_O When did you get here?
Germany: I've been here the whole time…
Shadow: Canada?
Italy: Hey, Shadow?
Shadow: Hm?
Italy: In the last chapter, you said San Buon Valentino. It's Buon San Valentino.
Romano: And you call yourself an Italian!
Shadow: If you don't watch it I'll kill you off in my next FanFic. Anyway, someone also said they like how I included the Germany-Holy Rome theory but not quite.
Romano: Wait. People LIKE your story?
Shadow: Yeah, of course.
Romano: They're delusional.
Holy Rome: Hey, just out of curiosity, who's your favorite Hetalia character?
Shadow: Here's a list!
Romano: Here we go.
Shadow: 1)Romano, 2)Holy Rome 3)Italy 4)Germany 5)Britain/England 6)America. I also have a soft spot for Hungary, Prussia, etc.
Chibitalia: By the way, what did you think of the Hetalia Paint it White movie?
Shadow: It made me laugh a lot, but… WHY DID ROMANO ONLY HAVE ONE LINE?! AND WHEN HE *spoiler alert* GETS TURNED INTO A PICT, WE NEVER EVEN GET TO SEE IF HE TURNS BACK!
Chibitalia: S-sorry, I didn't…
Shadow: FURTHER MORE, WHERE WAS HOLY ROME?! HE WASN'T THERE! AND ITALY BARELY HAS ANY LINES!
Italy: Actually, I have plenty of lin-
Shadow: BUT YOU NEVER ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING UNTIL THE END! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET THE DIRECTOR OF HETALIA ON THE PHONE!
Romano: Let's just end this already.
Holy Rome: Anyway, thanks for reading this FanFiction, reviewing, following, and giving us a favorite. It really does mean a lot to us… Or a lot to Shadow. We're just figures of her imagination.
Shadow: SHUT UP!
Holy Rome: S- someone please calm her down. Romano, she likes you.
Romano: …. Shut up, Shadow.
Shadow: ….
Romano: Good. Finally some peace and quiet.
Shadow: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO ROMANO!
Romano: Why you-
Holy Rome: Thanks for reading, etc, etc. Okay, bye.
Shadow: That's my line! Bye, everyone!