Hi all! I'm the pH Alchemist, and this is my first official story, though you may have heard I am collaborating with my brother, the Pheonix Alchemist, on another story called The Rise of Gods and Alchemy, come check it out!

Anyways, this is just a silly one shot I thought of while riding in my TARDIS the other day. Please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Beyonders. If I did, half the people who died in Chasing the Prophecy wouldn't have.

Jason was sweating profusely as he walked down the long, narrow hallway. The ornate tapestries seemed to loom out at him, giving him somewhat of a claustrophobic feeling. This wasn't helping his heart rate, which he was sure everyone could hear thumping, echoing down the corridor.

Maldor was sitting on his throne at the end of the hallway adorned in an ornate set of robes, his icy glare dropping the temperature by about 30 degrees.

He was sweating now, as he inched closer and closer to his query.

I'll only have one shot at this. Jason thought.

Finally, after a seemingly endless journey, Jason reached the wizard.

"Maldor, *cough* Maldor." Jason said, his voice cracking the first time.

The wizard leered at Jason's small form.

"I have one word for you, just one word." Jason prepped himself, before shouting, "THE BIRD!"

Maldor's eyes widened, and then he was erased from existence.

Jason sighed with relief, letting out the breath of air he had been holding.

Some random guard approached Jason as he was walking out. "What did you do?" he asked. "Many have tried to kill Maldor, but none have succeeded!"

"It's simple really," Jason started, "everyone knows that the bird is the word!" Jason then started to dance to that annoying, yet catchy song as he made his way out of Felrook.

Thanks for reading, and please leave a review!

May the Force be with you!