Nick Fury was writing a report.

Agents Romanoff and Barton had brought Roo onto the Hellicarrier earlier. Agent Hill had taken her to his office, after giving her a quick tour.

A knock came from the door.

"Come in." He called, putting aside some papers.

"Sir, Roo Kipellum is here." Hill said, and pushed Roo into the room.

He took a second to study her.

She was wearing dark jeans, and a black leather coat, and Fury could see part of a purple shirt. She was wearing a pair of combat boots, and he was sure he there were a couple of knives in them.

"Miss Kipellum, please sit down," he said, nodding his head to a chair. She sat down, and folded her legs under her. Smart. Now she could access the knives more easily.

"What do you want?" She asked.

"For you to become an Agent."

"Didn't I already say yes?"

"You did, but we gotta make it official."

"So I need to sign some form, right? But I need to do something to sign it."

"Yes. I want you to tell me about Hydra. You must know somethings."

"Ok, well, Hydra's evil, and their bad, and Captain America almost defeated them during World War II. How's that?"

He glared at her.

"Ok, ok. Look, just give me a map. I'll show you their bases that I know of."

She ended up showing him over thirty bases.

"You got anymore info?"

She nodded.

"You should get better prison security. That's one of the ways Hydra recruits. Bust a ton of guys outta jail, and have them work for you."

"Not a bad system."

"Hydra and A.I.M. work with each other, Hydra has a plan to take the Avengers down, Hydra has a person working for them in the government, actually, more then one, and they want to make contact with Asgard, and have big scary gods help them take over the world. They're maniacs."

"Hydra has a plan to take the Avengers down?" He asked.

"Yeah, they did. See, they know about Jason, Andrew, Mike and James. I didn't know that the Avengers had kids, well, except for Stark. But Hydra did. They were going to kidnap them or something. I only knew part of the plan, so not all of this is fact, but it's what they would probably do. They were going to kidnap them, and I think brainwash them like... like me. And they were going to turn us onto the Avengers, and have us kill them."

"How did Hydra know it would work?"

"What parent kills their own kid? And Natasha and Clint; they were just throwing me in there so I could keep them distracted while they others kill their parents, and when they did, they would come, and we would finish off the famous Black Widow and Hawkeye. Ta-Da, Earth's Mightiest Heroes, slain by their own children, and Hydra takes over."

"Is there a chance that could still happen?"

"Not without me. Hydra's gonna need to find another Roo to brainwash and turn into an assassin."

"Well, I think that's enough talk about Hydra." he pulled out a bunch of paper. "All you gotta do is finish all the paperwork."

"Ok... I think."

Thirty minutes later, Roo looks up. She finished most of the forms, but she has a few left.

"Mister, what's my name?"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Well, I'm adopted, so does my last name change?"

"You're Roo Alexiana Kipellum Barton Romanoff."

"That's a mouthful."

A few minutes later, "I hafta go to school?!"

"Yes, when we first met, you mentioned that you wanted to learn more science, reading, and English."

"It was an excuse!"

"The Avengers' kids go to school."

"Where?"

"Here."

A few minutes after that, "Ok, I'm done! Yes! My arm is so tired!"

"Welcome to SHIELD, Agent Kipellum."

Fury finished his report, and moved on to the Psych report, and sighed.

"Hello, Agent Kipellum. I'm Dr. Adreet."

"I'm not a loony."

"I'm going to determine that. Now, may I ask, how are you coping with your family?"

"No, you may not ask."

"Agent, I'll need you to answer me."

"Fine. Every night I cry myself to sleep, and when I see something that reminds me of them, I start bawling. Oh, look! You have the exact pen my dad had! Whaaaaaa! I'm crying!"

"Please be serious."

"Ok, I coped by going to a bar, and drinking myself silly. Happy?"

"Please tell the truth."

"For all you know, I am! Hydra isn't really kid-friendly. Tons of bars around. And no one asked for a ID."

"We'll skip that. How are you coping with the brainwashing?"

"Oh, I don't know. How did you cope when you found out that the very organization you work for killed your family?"

"We'll skip that on as well. Now, I think maybe you might be a bit suicidal-"

"Suicidal?! No way!"

"But when you first met Director Fury, you said you didn't care if he pulled the trigger."

"I'm a spy, and an assassin. And in my job, lying is what we do. So, if you have any-"

"Whaaaaaaaa!" This time the doctor was actually crying.

"Hello, I'm Dr-" the new doctor started.

"I don't care."

"Well, I want to know what you feel about your 'job' as an assassin. Do you feel horrible, guilty, remorse, for killing someone?"

"Murder... is easy."

The second doctor ran.

"Hi. I'll just start where he left off. Do you feel anything when you kill someone?"

"Boredom, sadness."

"Sadness?"

"Yep, sadness that the job was so short, easy, and boring."

The third doctor fainted.

"Um, hi. Do you feel anything else for killing someone?"

"Please give me that pen, and then I will talk."

"Ok, here, so, OWWWW!"

The fourth doctor became a porcupine.

After the fifth doctor, (Who quit) the whole Psych Department went into the special room labeled, 'Hiding from Barton and Romanoff' and someone added with marker and paper, 'and Kipellum'.

Fury rubbed his eyes, and sighed. SHIELD was getting crazier every day.