Naruto's Ninja Harem chapter 22

L.T: Sorry it took so long to write this latest chapter! Real life got in my way, along with a lot of writer's block!

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Just as Naruto bent down to look in, a dark shape fountained out of the water behind him, slipped on a slime-covered rock, and cannoned into him, knocking him through the hole, falling after him, and followed by a furious Naruko. "Get back here, assassin! Murderer!

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Uuuuurgh… owie…" moaned the mysterious person, after Naruto and his cousin had beaten the living daylights out of him. His swirly orange mask cracked, Tobi looked pretty pathetic, all tied up and concussed.

"Tobi's a… good boy…"

Whump! He fell over backwards, out cold. Raz showed up two minutes later, and sweatdropped.

"This idiot tried to…. Hug you?!"

Naruto nodded.

"I think he's just high. Or really, really stupid. Take him back to Konoha for me? I gotta find something down here. Tell granny I'm sorry for leaving, okay?"

Raz nodded, and picked up the unconscious Akatsuki member. Tobi mumbled, "The fluffy ones taste better…"

Naruto and Naruko explored the tunnel. It led to a small room, with shelves in it. The shelves were filled with scrolls and paintings. The pair sealed everything into some storage scrolls, and looked around to make sure they had everything. The room was bare, so they headed out and up through the hole, which ground shut behind them, hiding the secret forever.

On the tree-hop back to Konoha, the blonde boy was silent as he bounced. Naruko let him think, and he brooded for most of the journey, his mood lightening the closer he got to home. When he led her to the huge doors of his compound, he kissed Naruko quickly, and then opened the door, setting a bell to chiming. In seconds, he was glomped by Hinata, Anko, Kurama, Tenten, Kurenai, and Akane, who hugged and kissed the blonde stud as much as they could. He smiled and kissed them, one by one. Kurenai blushed,

"Um… Daddy? I'm pregnant!"

Naruto's eyes widened and he fell over in shock.

"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-pregnant?!"

She nodded, shyly smiling at him. He bounded to his feet and hugged her. "Yahoo! Now I just need to knock up Hinata, Anko, Naruko, Akane, Kurama, and Tenten!"

The other girls squealed delightedly, before dragging him into the Namikaze mansion. For the rest of the day, moans, screams, cries of bliss, and other erotic noises could be heard.

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INSIDE THE MANSION

"Oh yes! Harder, more!"

Anko moaned as Naruto took her from behind. Groping her breast, she licked at Kurama's drooling snatch, while Kurama fingered Tenten and Naruko while sucking Hinata's clit. Akane was masturbating while she sucked on Kurenai's left nipple. Kurenai rested after her turn, and Anko screamed as Naruto flooded her fertile womb with cum. Kurama gasped,

"That's it! She's carrying!"

Anko climbed off, giving her place to Hinata, who shuddered as Naruto's cock pushed all the way into her. Moaning in bliss, she pressed his hands to her large, milky breasts.

"Squeeze them, please!"

Naruto complied, kneading his Hyuuga girlfriend's firm titties while he reshaped her pussy. Creating a shadow clone, Naruko began making out with it, the twin blondes groping and fondling the other's breasts and butts. The clone knelt and started licking Naruko out as everyone watched in awe. Naruto's second orgasm flooded Hinata, her belly swelling as she held every drop of his potent semen, moaning in her own release. When Naruto pulled out, she pressed her hands to her pussy, trying to keep his cum inside her. Kurama moaned,

" Hinata's done!"

Anko, Kurenai, and Hinata squealed and hugged, as Tenten pushed Naruto down and mounted him.

"Fuck me! Give me your cum and make me a baby!"

Naruto grinned up at the bun-haired kunoichi, slamming his length into her and making her moan loudly.

"Ah yes! Gimme more gimme more gimme more!"

Tenten howled, her pussy stretched around Naruto's thick shaft as she bounced on his lap, convulsing as she came, spattering her juices over the totem of fertility that was currently breaking her cunt.

Naruko whimpered in release as her clone brought her to a powerful orgasm, just as Tenten's uterus was filled to bursting point with Naruto's hot cum, her belly heaving as it bloated. Kurama again announced a pregnancy. Naruto moaned,

"aw man! I'm exhausted!"

Naruko, Akane, and Kurama pounced on him.

"No rest for you yet!"

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TWO HOURS LATER

Naruto sagged, utterly drained. He was spent. He didn't even know if he could ever get another erection. All of his girls were now carrying, and he sighed.

"I bet Raz never has to deal with this…"

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RAZ'S HOUSE

After receiving his ANBU rank from Tsunade, Raz was currently engaged in a staring contest with Tobi. The masked-nin was merely giggling about nothing sane. Raz turned to Inoichi.

"You sure you can do that? If I make a clone, you can put the bad deeds and Akatsuki memories into it, then we can let this moron go?"

The Yamanaka nodded, also sick of the mumbling twit.

"Good. Let's go!"

Raz formed a blank shadow clone, and Inoichi began the transfer, barely resisting the temptation to melt the brain of this total dweeb.

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Will Naruto ever recover?

Has Orochimaru found a new home?

Will anyone buy me some Sake?

None of these questions and more, next time, on NNH! I'm serious about the sake, though. I'm thirsty.

JA NE!