Disclaimer: Whoa, has it almost been a YEAR since I've done this?! Damn I gotta' get back to updating, put this off long enough lol little explanation, as most of you know I'm a rapper hence why these rap battles were made, but along the way I had to take a break from music altogether due to it PISSING ME OFF TO NO END! Like the state of rap, the image of rappers, Nicki Minaj, losing a few competitions due to them being popularity contests (don't follow your dreams kids, join cliques, THAT'S how you succeed). Anyway, let's continue where we left off! Special thanks goes to Eunice Pacheco for the suggestion! Here we go!

Chapter 19: Flip Flop Frog vs. Penguin Soldier

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TCG!

Flip Flop Frog!

VS!

Penguin Soldier!

BEGIN!

(Flip Flop Frog)

With two by my side that's double the return

We're both water-attributed but you're the one who's getting' burned!

Say goodbye to your backrow when Unifrog hits the field

And together with my clan we're an unstoppable shield

I can change my position once per turn and that's a fact

Send you back to the hand while I stay here intact

Pimp-slap you with the card in my tongue, Chilly Willy

While my frogs direct-attack you, all willy nilly

Serving Princess Rose, all hail her royal highness

In the Wetlands we boost our attack with no minus

With my allies in the Monarchs there's no way you can succeed

If you think I'm bad now wait 'til Substitoad is freed.

(Penguin Soldier)

I will send your side bitches right back into the hand

And leave you all alone, and nobody will be sad

Something must be bounced so prepare to be held

Cuz' your deck is like the Puerto Rican episode of Seinfeld

GONE! There's no way that Substitoad is coming back

I dare you to send your stupid Monarchs to attack

You may have your Unifrog but I've got my Puny Penguin

He takes the hit for me cuz' he knows we're gonna' win

You wanna' talk double? Well here is Penguin Knight

Cuz I will switch to beast mode like I'm turning off the light

Once a staple in the meta while you stayed with your kind

Until the main one hopped away leaving all you frogs behind!

(FFF)

My deck may be banned but at least I'm not irrelevant

You're just as forgotten as the set of Pharaoh's Servant

I don't care if you're a soldier or if my rhymes are sounding harsh

But since you're a penguin why don't you go ahead and MARCH?!

(PS)

You think you're so clever with your flippy-floppy raps?

I've heard better merry melodies from the frog who can dance

Wrap your tongue around this: and thank Konami it is big

The only princess who will kiss you is a Muppet puppet pig!

Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!

A/N: So I've been thinking about it and I kinda'…wanna'…put these on my YouTube channel-NOW, HOLD UP! Before anyone can get their hopes up I just want to say: it is possible for me to perform these battles, how? I don't know so that I'm going to figure out(also because I don't have that big of a budget). What I'm saying is that I can TRY to make it happen on my channel but it's NOT a definite since this requires a lot of work, effort and dedication as well as a system to record which I do not have at the moment. I know a recording studio that I go nearby but that will cost me a lot of money due to the time I'll be spending there. So just a heads-up that there might be a possible video series of ERB-TCG on YouTube in the future. If I can go through with it then you guys will be the first to know. As always thanks for reading and be sure to R&R as well as leave a suggestion or two for a future rap battle, I'm reading all your suggestions and I plan on doing them all when I get the chance. Whenever it may be I will see you then!