Disclaimer: Whoa, has it almost been a YEAR since I've done this?! Damn I gotta' get back to updating, put this off long enough lol little explanation, as most of you know I'm a rapper hence why these rap battles were made, but along the way I had to take a break from music altogether due to it PISSING ME OFF TO NO END! Like the state of rap, the image of rappers, Nicki Minaj, losing a few competitions due to them being popularity contests (don't follow your dreams kids, join cliques, THAT'S how you succeed). Anyway, let's continue where we left off! Special thanks goes to Eunice Pacheco for the suggestion! Here we go!
Chapter 19: Flip Flop Frog vs. Penguin Soldier
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF TCG!
Flip Flop Frog!
VS!
Penguin Soldier!
BEGIN!
(Flip Flop Frog)
With two by my side that's double the return
We're both water-attributed but you're the one who's getting' burned!
Say goodbye to your backrow when Unifrog hits the field
And together with my clan we're an unstoppable shield
I can change my position once per turn and that's a fact
Send you back to the hand while I stay here intact
Pimp-slap you with the card in my tongue, Chilly Willy
While my frogs direct-attack you, all willy nilly
Serving Princess Rose, all hail her royal highness
In the Wetlands we boost our attack with no minus
With my allies in the Monarchs there's no way you can succeed
If you think I'm bad now wait 'til Substitoad is freed.
(Penguin Soldier)
I will send your side bitches right back into the hand
And leave you all alone, and nobody will be sad
Something must be bounced so prepare to be held
Cuz' your deck is like the Puerto Rican episode of Seinfeld
GONE! There's no way that Substitoad is coming back
I dare you to send your stupid Monarchs to attack
You may have your Unifrog but I've got my Puny Penguin
He takes the hit for me cuz' he knows we're gonna' win
You wanna' talk double? Well here is Penguin Knight
Cuz I will switch to beast mode like I'm turning off the light
Once a staple in the meta while you stayed with your kind
Until the main one hopped away leaving all you frogs behind!
(FFF)
My deck may be banned but at least I'm not irrelevant
You're just as forgotten as the set of Pharaoh's Servant
I don't care if you're a soldier or if my rhymes are sounding harsh
But since you're a penguin why don't you go ahead and MARCH?!
(PS)
You think you're so clever with your flippy-floppy raps?
I've heard better merry melodies from the frog who can dance
Wrap your tongue around this: and thank Konami it is big
The only princess who will kiss you is a Muppet puppet pig!
Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!
A/N: So I've been thinking about it and I kinda'…wanna'…put these on my YouTube channel-NOW, HOLD UP! Before anyone can get their hopes up I just want to say: it is possible for me to perform these battles, how? I don't know so that I'm going to figure out(also because I don't have that big of a budget). What I'm saying is that I can TRY to make it happen on my channel but it's NOT a definite since this requires a lot of work, effort and dedication as well as a system to record which I do not have at the moment. I know a recording studio that I go nearby but that will cost me a lot of money due to the time I'll be spending there. So just a heads-up that there might be a possible video series of ERB-TCG on YouTube in the future. If I can go through with it then you guys will be the first to know. As always thanks for reading and be sure to R&R as well as leave a suggestion or two for a future rap battle, I'm reading all your suggestions and I plan on doing them all when I get the chance. Whenever it may be I will see you then!