Ugh, I HATE Writer's Block... I'm so sorry for not updating in a while, the damn Writer's Block's a bitch! *sigh* Oh, and about my One-Shot, I decided to just put it the next chapter because I'll later be more focusing on the One-Shot and not this story. So the next chappie's for you Sophia Likes Sweets and an extra for Erlomast! Be ready for the surprise!

Anywho, REVIEWS! :

Erlomast: I know, I can't believe I accidentally went inside my story and broke it... (By 'it' I meant the fourth wall, shame on you if you thought of something perverted! XD)

Clarice (Guest): OH! I just knew that. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Let's just say it's my version, eh? I promise I'll rewrite some chapters! PROMISE! But only when I finished writing this story...

*pout* How come I only get two reviews. You guys are so mean! Jk jk, but seriously, review please! Oh and I'm adding myself in this chapter for a while but it hasn't start until I finished explaining things...

DISCLAIMER Own nothing except the plot-line, Phoebe, Caryl and myself! The rest is Oda-sensei's! ;)

No One's POV

"Ok, so first, because I 'accidentally' went into my story so... yeah..." Hisa (aka Me) explained sheepishly while rubbing the back of her neck.

She sighed, "Guess I have erase their memories." then she snapped her fingers. SNAP. Then everyone magically forgot about Hisa... Whoa, now that's one fine power she got... She's awesome!

"I can't believe I'm complementing myself in my story... I mean, I'm going to make my début in this chapter so wish me luck!" Then Hisa suddenly disappeared...

Now we wonder what our little mischievous author is up to...XD I love being the narrator in this story. You could be all mysterious when you need to and-

Suddenly, a spoon hits the narrator. "That's not on the script!" Hisa shouted. Why a spoon?! Another spoon hits the narrator "Because I feel like tormenting Nnoitra!... and I was eating pudding so could ya give that back?" This is not a Bleach + One Piece crossover, Hisa! "SHUT UP!" the cameraman shouts, "Can we just finish with the story and then continue your bickering?!" "FINE!" the narrator and Hisa shouted at the same time. The narrator coughed two times. Now, back to the story...

Nobody's POV

"So pops?" Ace asked his old man.

As he looked down on him, Ace asked "Can she stay?" and then he looked at Whitebeard with that all-powerful-puppy-dog-eyes.

It was hard for Whitebeard to resisted the urge to pick Ace up right there and cuddle him, which will be very embarrassing in front of his other sons. (A/N Phoebe: Pfft, cuddle- Me: *kick's Phoebe*GET OUTTA MY AUTHOR'S NOTE!)

"As long as you brats don't cause trouble," answered Oyaji.

Ace beamed at him and took the Phoebe's hand. He ran to god-knows where but unbeknownst to them a cheeky little author was watching them from above, waiting for a chance to magically appear in front of Phoebe... Alone... (A/N Dun dun duuun~ XD)

Phoebe's POV

I mentally raised an eyebrow when Ace led me to god-knows where. "Where are we going, Ace?"

He paused for a moment, but continued walking. "I found something that belongs to you while you were sleeping. It had your name on it, so I figured I give it back to you".

"Care to explain what this 'thing' is?"

"You'll see..."

I mentally sighed at the answer. 'You'll see' my ass! Wait, that didn't come out right...

When Ace abruptly stopped, I ran smacked at his back. "Ow, my nose..." I rubbed my sore nose to ease some of the pain. "Why'd you suddenly stopped?," I slightly growled at the statement.

"Wait right here and don't move an inch!" Ace said as he let's go of my hand without even saying sorry! The nerve of that guy. Makes me want to strangle him, or maybe 'accidentally' push him off the ship, or even event a no meat day. Oh, those will be good times, goooood times...

While I was planning Ace's torture day, I didn't realize someone was creeping up behind me until I was pushed into a room I never saw/existed. The door closed just about when I hit the floor.

Hisa's POV

Bo-ya! Right moment on kidnapping the unsuspected~ or also known as: Phoebe Payne. I mentally sighed, so, how will I explain this to her? You readers are probably wondering 'What the hell is this Author going to do?'. Well I'm not going to tell you so BLEH! XD

Ok, back to the story, brown orbs were staring intensely at my dark purple ones. We were staring at each other for about, maybe 30 seconds? A minute? Whatever suits the reader's taste.

She was just about to open her mouth (probably trying to scream) but I cut her off, "Calm down, I'm not an enemy. I just simply want to talk to you and... explain things."

She raised a delicate eyebrow, "Explain?"

"Well, you're not from this world, right?"

Phoebe nods in response.

I was fiddling with my fingers as I say, "Well, um, I'm, uh, also from that, uh, world."

Now, dear readers, I'm going to tell you the ingredients and ways of 'Shocked Stew'. The first ingredient is dead silent. With the added touch of awkwardness and a teaspoon of tenseness. You mix it all together in a bowl called 'secluded room' and you get a shout of "WHAT?!" from a brown haired, brown eyes, glasses wearing teenage girl.

And that, young readers, is how you make 'Shocked Stew'.

Me: OMG! I think I'm a very bad author! I haven't updated and I wrote a short chapter?! How ungrateful can I get?! DX

Narrator: If you hadn't read too much FFs then this would've been updated quicker! :(

Me: Oh shut it, Gil (Gil is the narrator's name)! It's not like you did anything to help! You just have ta read the script and be all mysterious and/or funny!

Gil: If I wasn't here then your story would be boring!

Cameraman: *sigh* I just have to put up with them almost everyday. -_-"

Me & Gil: *rolls eyes* Oh shut up, Jay (name of cameraman). :p

Me: But still, would you do the honors, Jay? -_-

Jay: Please review- :)

Gil: -Favorite and/or follow! ;)

Jay: You just cut my line! D: