Children! I am ever-so apologetic! I forgot completely about this story!! I
Am really busy anyways, so yeah, sorry, I'll get on with it now! ^_^
Chapter 2 - Bowser's Rainbow ride.
Narrator : So while Bowser, Ganondorf and the captive Zelda enjoyed a cocktail or two, our heroes set out to find Zelda.......IS there ANY hope for Zelda??........NO!
Link : I think we should head off for the Rainbow ride, because that's where Bowser likes to hang out.
Jessie : He's a koopa king? And he lives...on a rainbow? *Bursts into hysterics* Next you'll tell me that Ganondorf lives in Fairy land!! ^_^
Peach : I like fairy land!
Ness : Blondes, I tell ya!
Samus : You can't see my hair color!
Fox : You don't have hair, you're a walking suit!
Samus : True.......
DK : Ooh! Oooooh!! *Starts trying to rip off Samus's helmet*
C. Falcon : HEY! You Stupid monkey, get off Samus!
Kirby : That could be counted as sexual harassment!
Popo : What would YOU know about sexual harassment?
Kirby : ^^;; Nothing....
Jessie : Can we get a move on please, I can hear tacky music!
*All suddenly pop up on the Ship*
Fox : Hey, nice place!
Pikachu : Pikaa!! (Rainboooowwww...O.o)
Mario : Hey-a the rodent is-a getting the swirly eyes!
Peach : How sweet, he likes the pretty colors!
Pikachu : *Is having some wongo dreams with techni-colored charmandars dancing the foxtrot*
Jessie : He doesn't look too good and the ship is starting to sink.I mean....fall?
Link : *Scoops up Pikachu and jumps off the ship* No time for dawdling, we've got to search this level!
Narrator : Suddenly, without warning! A group of scary looking ninjas jumped out of nowhere!!
Jessie : Umm..They're not really that scary looking..
C. Flacon : FAAAAAALCOOOOOON PUNCH!! *Sends one of the ninjas flying*
Kirby : Hey! I wanna do that! *Swallows Captain Falcon and spits him out, taking his power* hehe! Look at my new hat!
C. Falcon : *Leaps on Kirby and starts trying to rip the copied hat off* GIVE IT BACK!! NOW!!
Kirby : OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!
Jessie : You guys are such idiots! *Kicks Kirby like a football and hits C.F on the head* Now pay attention and fight together!
Link : BWAHAH! MINCED NINJAS!! *Hacks away with his sword*
Peach : *Delicately plucks a smiling vegetable from the ground and hurls it at them* You look like you need some healthy nutritious Vegetables! You poor starving little ninjas.
*The Ninjas run off screaming*
Mario : Nice-a one Peachy! You-a scared them off-a!
Peach : Why are children so scared of nutrition?
Nana : I don't think it's the nutrition they're afraid of...*Is staring wide eyed behind them*
*Everyone else turns around to be met by a man with blue hair and a sword*
Man : Hello, I'm Marth!
Jessie : O.o Hello!
Link : ~_~ Hi.
Peach : ^___________________^ HELLO! I'M PEACH!!
Mario : *Coughs* Peach-a dear..come along..
Fox : AAAAH! ... *Gets strange looks* I mean AAAllo! ^^;;
Marth : I hear you are looking for Zelda! Well, I'm going to help you!
Jessie : Yes, we need all the help we can get!! Swords help a great deal!
Link : But Jessie.I have a sword!
Jessie : Yeah but his is bigger and shinier than yours
Link : *Mumbling* That is what YOU think.
Yoshi : Hrrrrrmmm!!! YOSHI! (Stop arguing, let's keep going the floor is disappearing! HELP!!!)
Samus : He's right! Let's move!
All : *Mass scream*
DK : OOH! OHH!! *Gets trampled on by the stampede*
Marth : Not to worry my monkey friend! I will save you! *Hacks DK with his sword, sending Dk flying upwards on a level*
Mario : That-a wasn't very nice-a!
Marth : No, it was just Heroic!
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
Link : .;; Grrrrr...
Nana : Quick! This level is disappearing too! Onward, to the swinging thing!
All : *Scream and trample on Nana to get to the swinging thing*
Popo : NOOOOOOO! NANA MY LOVE!!!!
Nana : It's too late for me popo..
Popo : No! nana, hold on!
Nana : Can't..*Closes her eyes and goes Limp in Popo's stubby little arms*
Popo : Nana! *Chokes and begins to cry*
Nana : Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Popo : ~_~ Oh for Aubergine's sake! *Attaches her to a string and runs after everyone*
Peach : Oooh..I feel sea sick
Marth : Nonsense fair maiden! Tis just like verily surfing!
Link : Thou art a dick...
Marth : Was that a challenge?
Jessie : He's just kiddin'!! *Hits link on the back very hard* RIGHT link?
Link : *Almost tearing up* YES!
Marth : Good! How splendid! Let us go forth to yonder platform! *Leaps across.....err...Heroically?*
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
Link : I've had almost enough of this!
Peach : Now Linky, just because your sword isn't as big and shiny!
Link : I can make up for that in other areas!
Peach : So what if you have a shield!? *Everyone else anime falls apart from marth who is too busy being heroic*
Pikachu : Pii-hehehehe! (What an idiot!)
Mario : For-a God's-a sake! Why does-a the floor keep-a disappearing..uh oh *Sees they're about to scream and stampede over him, and runs*
*Mario is pursued by everyone who is running and screaming*
Mario : *Running and screaming*
Everyone else apart from marth who is being heroic : *Running and screaming after Mario*
Mario : Eh! Just-a like the good old-a days when girls-a would chase me down-a the street because-a I was-a a superstar! *Gets trampled on* Damn-a these-a distractions!!
Marth : *Running ahead and being..Sigh Heroic* We have to go down from here! What a macho feat! To jump and hope you land on the boat again! It takes a lot of cour-
Link : *Pushes him over the side* How heroic of you marth! *Sniggers*
Marth : *Screams like a girl* AAAHHH!!! *Realises he's screaming like a girl and changes it to a Heroic yell* aaaah!
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
Link : -.-;; I can't win!!
*Everyone else jumps down and finds themselves in a tunnel*
C. Falcon : Well looks like we're off to another Level, Zelda wasn't there!
Marth : I have discovered a tunnel! Looks like we're off to another level! Zelda wasn't there!
C. Falcon : but I jus-
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
C. Falcon : Me? *Grins*
Peach : NO! *Voice turns soft again* Marth! *Girly giggle*
*All the guys apart from Marth look extremely annoyed*
Narrator : Meanwhile back at the HQ.....
Ganondorf : ZELDA! I want a foot massage!
Zelda : Excuse me? What? You think I'm just going to go and give you a foot massage, just like that?
Ganondorf : Uh...yeah?
Zelda : In your dreams!
Bowser : *Points and Laughs* Raaah raaah! (Ha ha!)
Zelda : And you can shut up and all!
Ganondorf : *Takes off his shoes* You're my slave now! You do what I say!
*Zelda goes green and keels over*
Ganondorf : O.o What the hell?
Bowser : *In hysterics* Raaahahah!! RAAAHHAHAH!! (Your smelly feet killed her off!! HAHAH!!)
Ganondorf : *Looks like a time bomb waiting to go off* SHUT UP AND GET A BUCKET OF WATER!
Narrator : Oh dear! What will happen next? Will our heroes realise that Zelda is back at HQ? Or will they waste their time? Nobody knows!? Will Zelda recover? Not likely!!! Join us next time to find out!
Chapter 2 - Bowser's Rainbow ride.
Narrator : So while Bowser, Ganondorf and the captive Zelda enjoyed a cocktail or two, our heroes set out to find Zelda.......IS there ANY hope for Zelda??........NO!
Link : I think we should head off for the Rainbow ride, because that's where Bowser likes to hang out.
Jessie : He's a koopa king? And he lives...on a rainbow? *Bursts into hysterics* Next you'll tell me that Ganondorf lives in Fairy land!! ^_^
Peach : I like fairy land!
Ness : Blondes, I tell ya!
Samus : You can't see my hair color!
Fox : You don't have hair, you're a walking suit!
Samus : True.......
DK : Ooh! Oooooh!! *Starts trying to rip off Samus's helmet*
C. Falcon : HEY! You Stupid monkey, get off Samus!
Kirby : That could be counted as sexual harassment!
Popo : What would YOU know about sexual harassment?
Kirby : ^^;; Nothing....
Jessie : Can we get a move on please, I can hear tacky music!
*All suddenly pop up on the Ship*
Fox : Hey, nice place!
Pikachu : Pikaa!! (Rainboooowwww...O.o)
Mario : Hey-a the rodent is-a getting the swirly eyes!
Peach : How sweet, he likes the pretty colors!
Pikachu : *Is having some wongo dreams with techni-colored charmandars dancing the foxtrot*
Jessie : He doesn't look too good and the ship is starting to sink.I mean....fall?
Link : *Scoops up Pikachu and jumps off the ship* No time for dawdling, we've got to search this level!
Narrator : Suddenly, without warning! A group of scary looking ninjas jumped out of nowhere!!
Jessie : Umm..They're not really that scary looking..
C. Flacon : FAAAAAALCOOOOOON PUNCH!! *Sends one of the ninjas flying*
Kirby : Hey! I wanna do that! *Swallows Captain Falcon and spits him out, taking his power* hehe! Look at my new hat!
C. Falcon : *Leaps on Kirby and starts trying to rip the copied hat off* GIVE IT BACK!! NOW!!
Kirby : OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!
Jessie : You guys are such idiots! *Kicks Kirby like a football and hits C.F on the head* Now pay attention and fight together!
Link : BWAHAH! MINCED NINJAS!! *Hacks away with his sword*
Peach : *Delicately plucks a smiling vegetable from the ground and hurls it at them* You look like you need some healthy nutritious Vegetables! You poor starving little ninjas.
*The Ninjas run off screaming*
Mario : Nice-a one Peachy! You-a scared them off-a!
Peach : Why are children so scared of nutrition?
Nana : I don't think it's the nutrition they're afraid of...*Is staring wide eyed behind them*
*Everyone else turns around to be met by a man with blue hair and a sword*
Man : Hello, I'm Marth!
Jessie : O.o Hello!
Link : ~_~ Hi.
Peach : ^___________________^ HELLO! I'M PEACH!!
Mario : *Coughs* Peach-a dear..come along..
Fox : AAAAH! ... *Gets strange looks* I mean AAAllo! ^^;;
Marth : I hear you are looking for Zelda! Well, I'm going to help you!
Jessie : Yes, we need all the help we can get!! Swords help a great deal!
Link : But Jessie.I have a sword!
Jessie : Yeah but his is bigger and shinier than yours
Link : *Mumbling* That is what YOU think.
Yoshi : Hrrrrrmmm!!! YOSHI! (Stop arguing, let's keep going the floor is disappearing! HELP!!!)
Samus : He's right! Let's move!
All : *Mass scream*
DK : OOH! OHH!! *Gets trampled on by the stampede*
Marth : Not to worry my monkey friend! I will save you! *Hacks DK with his sword, sending Dk flying upwards on a level*
Mario : That-a wasn't very nice-a!
Marth : No, it was just Heroic!
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
Link : .;; Grrrrr...
Nana : Quick! This level is disappearing too! Onward, to the swinging thing!
All : *Scream and trample on Nana to get to the swinging thing*
Popo : NOOOOOOO! NANA MY LOVE!!!!
Nana : It's too late for me popo..
Popo : No! nana, hold on!
Nana : Can't..*Closes her eyes and goes Limp in Popo's stubby little arms*
Popo : Nana! *Chokes and begins to cry*
Nana : Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Popo : ~_~ Oh for Aubergine's sake! *Attaches her to a string and runs after everyone*
Peach : Oooh..I feel sea sick
Marth : Nonsense fair maiden! Tis just like verily surfing!
Link : Thou art a dick...
Marth : Was that a challenge?
Jessie : He's just kiddin'!! *Hits link on the back very hard* RIGHT link?
Link : *Almost tearing up* YES!
Marth : Good! How splendid! Let us go forth to yonder platform! *Leaps across.....err...Heroically?*
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
Link : I've had almost enough of this!
Peach : Now Linky, just because your sword isn't as big and shiny!
Link : I can make up for that in other areas!
Peach : So what if you have a shield!? *Everyone else anime falls apart from marth who is too busy being heroic*
Pikachu : Pii-hehehehe! (What an idiot!)
Mario : For-a God's-a sake! Why does-a the floor keep-a disappearing..uh oh *Sees they're about to scream and stampede over him, and runs*
*Mario is pursued by everyone who is running and screaming*
Mario : *Running and screaming*
Everyone else apart from marth who is being heroic : *Running and screaming after Mario*
Mario : Eh! Just-a like the good old-a days when girls-a would chase me down-a the street because-a I was-a a superstar! *Gets trampled on* Damn-a these-a distractions!!
Marth : *Running ahead and being..Sigh Heroic* We have to go down from here! What a macho feat! To jump and hope you land on the boat again! It takes a lot of cour-
Link : *Pushes him over the side* How heroic of you marth! *Sniggers*
Marth : *Screams like a girl* AAAHHH!!! *Realises he's screaming like a girl and changes it to a Heroic yell* aaaah!
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
Link : -.-;; I can't win!!
*Everyone else jumps down and finds themselves in a tunnel*
C. Falcon : Well looks like we're off to another Level, Zelda wasn't there!
Marth : I have discovered a tunnel! Looks like we're off to another level! Zelda wasn't there!
C. Falcon : but I jus-
Samus, Jessie and peach : *Clasping their hands together* Siiigh, my hero!
C. Falcon : Me? *Grins*
Peach : NO! *Voice turns soft again* Marth! *Girly giggle*
*All the guys apart from Marth look extremely annoyed*
Narrator : Meanwhile back at the HQ.....
Ganondorf : ZELDA! I want a foot massage!
Zelda : Excuse me? What? You think I'm just going to go and give you a foot massage, just like that?
Ganondorf : Uh...yeah?
Zelda : In your dreams!
Bowser : *Points and Laughs* Raaah raaah! (Ha ha!)
Zelda : And you can shut up and all!
Ganondorf : *Takes off his shoes* You're my slave now! You do what I say!
*Zelda goes green and keels over*
Ganondorf : O.o What the hell?
Bowser : *In hysterics* Raaahahah!! RAAAHHAHAH!! (Your smelly feet killed her off!! HAHAH!!)
Ganondorf : *Looks like a time bomb waiting to go off* SHUT UP AND GET A BUCKET OF WATER!
Narrator : Oh dear! What will happen next? Will our heroes realise that Zelda is back at HQ? Or will they waste their time? Nobody knows!? Will Zelda recover? Not likely!!! Join us next time to find out!