Later, Kick, Kendall and Gunther were back at the same place outside Food 'n Fix.
Kick: So you told everyone we're together, huh?
Kendall: Yep.
Kick: Me too.
Kendall: So we're even, then. We're both horrible people!
Kick: No we're not! See, I had a chat with my grandma earlier today, and she told me that love is nothing to be ashamed of! The important thing is that we love each other, no matter what people say!
Kendall: You know, I heard you snuggling with Hansel back there!
Kick: Wh-what are you talking about?
Kendall: Yep and I got all on tape!
Kick: Oh you wouldn't dare...!
But she did. She pressed the play button on the tape recorder and it replayed Kick's voice while snuggling with Hansel. "He just needs a lesson in good manners. Yes he d-" was all that came before Kick snatched the tape recorder from Kendall.
Kick: Okay that's enough! Well played Perkins!
Then Gunther grabbed the the tape recorder from Kick.
Gunther: Oh cool, a tape recorder!
He pressed the record button, burped the alphabet and played it back to himself several times until it broke.
Gunther: Whoops! Eheh, sorry!
Kendall looked angrily at Gunther. Then she looked back at Kick, her frown turned into a smile, and they both laughed. Gunther started laughing too but then he said "What are we laughing about?"
Later, back at Kendall's, she said goodbye to Kick and Gunther.
Gunther: Hey Kendall sorry for your tape recorder...
Kendall: Eh, who needs a tape recorder with friends like you?
Kick: Pardon me?
Kendall: What?
Kick: You said "friends"?
Kendall: No I didn't!
Kick: Yes you did, we both heard it, right Gunth?
Gunther pulled out their own tape recorder with Kendall's voice recorded saiyng "who needs a tape recorder with friends like you?" and replayed "friends like you?" over and over until Kendall snatched the tape recorder, threw it on the ground and stomped it to bits in annoyance.
Kick: Whoa whoa, relax Kendall! We were only kidding!
Kendall: It's okay, I'm cool! Well played boys!
Kick: Hey Gunther you wanna leave us alone, I wanna talk with my girl in private?
Gunther: Oooo it's time for the big finale kiss now isn't it? No way am I missing this!
Kick: Just go!
Gunther: Okay okay! See you later lovebirds!
Kendall: Your wingman is really...something else.
Kick: Yeah he's a hooch! Where would I be without him? Then again, what would I be without YOU?
They looked deep into each others eyes and got ready to kiss, but they were interrupted by a person coming riding on her bike. It was Scarlett.
Scarlett: Hey guys, just wanted too see you two before I go back to my team!
Kick: Scarlett! Thanks for signing my photo of me and Kendall!
Scarlett: My pleasure! And Kendall, it was an honor having you on my summer camp, you've got no bad skills!
Kendall: Right back at ya!
Scarlett: Well I gotta go back to my van, good luck with your lives!
Kick and Kendall: Bye!
They looked back at each other.
Kick: So it was true, you really took her summer class?
Kendall: Yeah I did. You really got her to sign your photo?
Kick: Mmhmm!
Just then, a familiar physics nerd could be heard on the horizon. Ronaldo had finally caught up with his iPhone after chasing the cement truck.
Ronaldo: Kendall dearest, where are you?
Kendall: Oh no it's Ronaldo!
Kick: Aw biscuits not again!
Kendall: Go hide in my house, quickly!
Ronaldo: Kendall there you are! Say, you wouldn't know what happened to my precious iPhone, would you?
Kendall: Uh...not a clue!
Ronaldo: What are you hiding?
Kendall: Nothing!
Hiding inside the house, Kick got an idea. He called on Ronaldo's iPhone, pretending to be a game show host.
Ronaldo: Hello?
Kick: (Game show host voice) Hello is this Mr. Ronaldo?
Ronaldo: That's me!
Kick: (Game show host voice) You may just have won a million dollars!
Ronaldo: (Gasp) Really?
Kick: (Game show host voice) The competition's being held in China. We'll call you back once you get there!
Ronaldo hurried to his house to pack, then he got on a plane to China in lightning speed, and it lifted so fast that the tide blew on Kendall's shirt and skirt.
Kendall: Whoa...!
Kick: And that's how it's done!
Kendall: How did you know he'd fall for it?
Kick: He's just a physics nerd, they're all the same!
Kendall: Wow you're amazing, Clarence Buttowski!
Kick: Likewise, Kendall Perkins!
Now that everyone was gone, they could finally kiss in peace. They looked deep into each others eyes and kissed passionately. After 15 seconds of stars, sparks and fireworks, the picture faded out. When it faded back in, everyone stood on stage, receiving applause from the audience.
Kick: Thank you! Thank you! I wanna thank you all for coming tonight, especially the little children who believe in me. Remember, stay in school, don't do drugs and always look both ways before you cross the road!
Director: Alright, that's a wrap people, everybody out!
When everybody had left, Ronaldo was alone left on stage.
Ronaldo: Stupid Buttowski! Kendall's mine, you hear me! SHE WILL BE MINE, ALL MINE! Bwahahahahah-*cough*. I-I think I swallowed a bug.
The End!
