"Sorry but he's not here," Aida Riko smiled politely towards the twentieth girl who visited the gym. In response, said girl apologized for her intrusion and left dejected- just like the other girls before her. The female coach quickly locked the gym and turned to face the source of their predicament (i.e. girls dropping by to look for the bishounen of the basketball club.)

Their trump card, Kuroko Tetsuya- or rather one Kise Ryouta inside Kuroko's body.

The said idiot (Hyuuga gave the model that moniker) oly grinned, complete with the bishie sparkles. Riko blushed because of the extreme cuteness whilst the male members (save Kiyoshi who only laughed despite blushing himself) averted their eyes away from 'Kuroko'. The normally stoic powder-blue haired teen was smiling so bright that it made majority of them question… their sexual orientation. Last time they checked, they were straight!

"Kise-kun," Riko trailed off as Kise pouted which resulted into Kuroko making another cute expression. Cue more flushing of faces.

"Stop that you bastard!" Kagami cried as he tried to burry his face which was an interesting shade as his hair.

"What, Kagamicchi?" Kise tilted Kuroko's head at the side as he blinked innocently.

"THAAAAAAT!" the Seiren male basketball club members yelled in unison. Riko sighed and massage her temples. She faced Kuro- er Kise-kun and mustered a firm voice. "What exactly happened when you left to buy our refreshments, Kise-kun?"

"I did what I always do," Kise answered as he tilted Kuroko's head yet again making the Seiren team think that he was doing that on purpose. That aside, if Kise was doing what he was doing as model Kise...then there's only one scenario they could think of.

"What exactly, Kise-kun?" Riko probed. She too has an inkling but she does not want to speculate.

"You see," Kise began seriously as he narrated what happened

*flashback*

"Oujo-san," Kise called out one girl who looked surprised at his appearance(though that is not surprising since it was Kuroko's body). He gave a tiny smile as he handed a crisp and white handkerchief. "You dropped this."

"T-thank you." The girl stuttered, flushing red as calm blue eyes peered ito her being. To be honest, her friends could not blame her at all. The teen in front of them, albeit petite, was a image of a bishounen with a drop dead gorgeous smile! Then she paused when she saw him wearing a Seiren basketball uniform.

"You're from the basketball club?" she asked with widening eyes. She was not really a fan of sports so she never checked up about the school's basketball club even if its members were reputed to be extremely strong.

"Yes." The powdered blue hair gave another sublime smile and excused himself. He did not realize it that a lot of people were watching the exchange. They (both males and females) had wondered if they just saw a passing angel.

Yet all Kise was thinking was to bring the refreshments for Kurokocchi's teammates!

*end of flashback*

Everyone gaped after Kise finished recounting what happened. They had always thought that Kuroko was plain especially with his bland expression. This incident changed their views.

A smiling Kuroko Tetsuya is a dangerous weapon!

"WHAT?" an incredulous voice echoed throughout the gym. It was no other than Kaijo's Kasamatsu with… Kise?

"Wah~ Kurokocchi~" Kise-in-Kuroko's body dashed towards his real body which the model assumed to hold his Kurokocchi. "We switched!"

The vision ,the Seiren team and Kasamatsu thought, was disturbing. Stoic Kuroko was grinning from ear to ear… are those sparkles? Model Kise however was looking miserable as he clutched at a shogi piece like a lifeline.

Wait, the Seirin team paused as they stared again at Kise's real body. Kuroko would not carry anything like a lifeline. Kise's real face looked… very expressive and not stoic like Kuroko which means-

"THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD ACCEPT THIS CHANGE-NANODAYO!" Kise exclaimed loudly shocking everyone but Kasamatsu who only sighed.

"Midorimacchi!" Kise widened his- er Kuroko's eyes as he dramatically threw a tantrum reminiscent to a six-year-old brat. "But I want it to be Kurokocchi! Why do you have to be stuck in my body?"

"Like I want to end up as you-nanodayo!"

Ignoring the two, Riko decided to approach Kasamatsu whilst her players tried to calm down both Midorima and Kise.

"What exactly happened?" she asked, not caring if she was not using a polite tone. Kasamatsu only gave a shrug. It was a good thing his gynephobia does not include Riko somehow.

"Akashi Seijuuro," the Kaijo point guard simply answered as if it explained everything.

"I see," Riko nodded as if she really understood the answer. Though that in Akashi's case it is quite possible. After all, anybody who knows Akashi Seijuuro would comprehend any obscure happening in regards to Generation of Miracles when it has the connotation of their former captain.

"Oh, what a curious scene!" an amused deep voice echoed. It was from a tyrant looking Aomine Daiki, a scowling Murasakibara Atsushi and a nervous Momoii Satsuki.

Wait… a tyrant Aomine? Murasakibara without sweets?

The others were processing those information until Aomine smirked evilly.

"Gah, Akashicchi!" Kise shrieked. Cue more blushing face as Aomine-er Akashi simply gave raised brows.

"I never knew Tetsuya could be a screamer." He commented nonchalantly, which ignited more flushing and an enraged Momoii Satsuki who was concluding that they were thinking bad thoughts about her beloved Tetsu-kun.

"Akashi that sounds wrong in many levels." Murasakibara twitched in an… Aomine fashion.

"Wait... is that you, Aominecchi?" Kise trembled in an effort to suppress his laughter.

"Shut up Kise!" Aomine growled back menacingly which resulted in Murasakibara looking quite dangerous.

"Kuro-chin, it seems we have arrived early right? I told you we should really buy more vanilla shakes." A person,who they swore was not there, interrupted. And it was Midorima? munching an array of snacks with Akashi? slurping an extra large vanilla shake. Nobody has to be a genius to know who is who.

"Akashi-kun," Kuroko-in-Akashi's body greeted monotonously towards Akashi-in-Aomine's body who in turn gave a nod of acknowledgement.

"You have done well, Tetsuya." Akashi smirked.

"Yes. When I woke up with Midorima-kun who was not actually Midorima-kun but Murasakibara-kun, I panicked-"

That…That is somehow unbelievable! The others thought as Kuroko contiued his speech.

"And somehow concluded that that incident has repeated."

"Tetsu… you're more talkative."

"Aomine-kun is surprisingly calm about this."

"Hey!"

Aomine was about to give a retort but stopped himself when he saw heterochromatic eyes glowing in irritation. Kuroko is a kind and patient soul but when he is pushed to his limit, it is never wise. Kuroko Tetsuya and Akashi Seijuro are both ruthless ad vicious in their own ways. A classic example to prove the saying 'small but terrible'.

Continuing to the real plot…

The others save the Generation of Miracles and Momoii were at lost with the flow of conversation earlier.

"What do you mean by that?" the Seirin team and Kasamatsu probed the powder blue haired teen who seemed to be the bluntest among them.

"This incident has happened to us in the past." Kuroko said darkly in a manner which was uncharacteristic of him. "And I have to say that I am more distressed this time. This is quite displeasing. If it was a supernatural cause or not, the cause of this could go and die. "

Tenshi: Yeah.. if you don't really understand, I could not blame you. I was even confused in making this. It was made mess you up. Any suggestions for the next chapter?