Me: Yeah, instead of Mario Battle Series Two, I decided to do a Mole fic, because I thought that would be more popular. Also, I would like to thank lots of people that inspired me to do this story. (It would take too long to say all of them) Sorry for any stupid or crazy spellings, the thing I am writing on likes to change the right spellings to the wrong spellings. Ok, so here we go...

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Master Koopa winked at the camera, acting like a teenager as he danced around. He was on a plane that was flying high above the Star Islands.

'Hello everybody, to the latest series of The Mole! This time, the name of The Mole is Mario Mischief, which means a certain group will be the contestants of this series...'

'Sonic!' yelled the camera man, and the other camera people nodded in agreement.

'NO! It is KIRBY!' Master Koopa leapt out of the plane, and it was all silent.

Then he climbed back up, coughing.

'Well, I see there has been a change of plan. Mario and his friends are joining us, instead of Sonic and Kirby. Give a great big BOO to the idiots that nobody likes anymore!' Master Koopa said, raising his stick and whacking Goombella on the head, who groaned in pain.

Then a screen came down from the roof, and played the normal 'The Mole' music, with a Mario remix.

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Name: Mario Mario

Age: 34

'What the hell am I doing here?'

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Name: Luigi Mario

Age: 28

'Heh heh...I hope Mario didn't see what I put in his suitcase...'

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Name: Peach Toadstool

Age: 26

'MARIO! What is THIS doing in your suitcase!?'

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Name: Daisy Flowerfreak

Age: 25

'Ha, Mario is going to get beaten up SO badly!'

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Name: Goombella Kakawaki

Age: 21

'I am going to do nothing! Well...Except for eating'

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Name: Vivian Katana

Age: 22

'Epic name, right? Right? Guys? Are you still here?'

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Name: Flurrie Gale

Age: 30

'Look at me, Mario. I am not wearing anything!'

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Name: Toad Shroom

Age: 20

'Ugh, you suck, Flurrie. YOU SUCK!'

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Name: Toadette Tanatanatotallytanna

Age: 19

'Yeah, Toad would rather look at me!'

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Name: Wario Garlic

Age: 39

'Garlic! GARLIC!'

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Name: Waluigi Notgarlic

Age: 32

'Waluigi is not gonna win! Er, I mean, Waluigi is going to- Just forget I ever said anything, OK!?'

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Name: Koops Honeysmile

Age: 20

'My last name SUCKS! So badly!'

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'Um, that was a kind of awkward slideshow' Master Koopa said, switching the TV off while he sweated.

'Wait, I didn't say THAT!' Flurrie shouted. 'Although, it is something I WOULD say, heh heh...'

'What did I put in your suitcase Mario?' asked Luigi.

Mario opened his suitcase and looked inside.

'Um, why are there naked pictures of Goombella in my suitcase?'

Master Koopa gulped.

'Er...Let's explain the rules' he said awkwardly.

Two tall pink toads wearing sparkling red dresses began dancing around, waving fans in front of the party's faces, the colourful feathers brushing across their face, tickling them. They swiftly danced around the plane, stepping slowly on the floor of the vehicle, trying to get the dance just right.

'Well, that description was kinda awkward' Goombella stated, sitting slightly upward in her seat.

'Stop breaking the fourth wall all of the time, you freak!' cried Flurrie, face-palming as she began weeping.

'Oops, that is the third time I have broken the fourth wall' Goombella groaned. 'How did I even know of the description Owen96 was writing in his story anyway? Oh my gosh, I must be physic!'

'You just did it again' muttered Toad, still watching the lady toads.

'Oh yeah' Goombella giggled as she blushed slightly. 'I would just like to say one more thing that will break the fourth wall...HI OWEN96! MAKE SURE TO ADD ME IN EVERY STORY YOU CREATE IN THE FUTURE! BECAUSE YOU SHOULD HAVE ADDED ME IN YOUR PAST STORIES! Thank you, sincerely, Goombella Kakawaki'

'Me next!' Flurrie waved her arm around, creating huge gales of wind which crashed into many of the contestants. 'Owen96, please will you-'

'Guys! Remember, Shigeru Miyamoto said that if we break the fourth wall too many times then he will erase us from the ENTIRE Mario series!' Peach warned.

'To be honest, I don't really mind. I have been in two Mario games, and the second was a tiny 5-second part!' Koops complained.

'I will stop breaking the fourth wall, now' Goombella said, which surprised the other contestants. 'Out of every single Paper Mario partner, I have had the most appearances and roles. I was the first partner in TTYD, I was on a picture on the wall in Mario's house in Super Paper Mario, and there was a letter from me in Sticker Star, saying something about chain chomps'

'God, no need to be a show-off' Vivian muttered, closing her eyes.

'Everyone, just STOP breaking the fourth wall, alright!?' snapped Mario, narrowing his eyes at the others.

Master Koopa coughed to get attention. When nobody answered, he raised his cane and whacked Goombella on the head with it, making her dizzy.

'Owen96! Why are you doing this to me!?' Goombella looked up, her eyes full of tears.

'Should I just carry on with the rules?' asked Master Koopa, turning around and looking at his assistants, who shrugged.

'Right. LISTEN, EVERYBODY!' he whacked Goombella again, making her pass out. 'You all must complete many difficult challenges, which will train you mentally, physically, and sexually. Er...I mean...Forget what I just said. The money you win will go into the team bank. However, one of you is the saboteur, who will try to stop you all from earning money. They are The Mole. Every week there will be an elimination challenge, where you will do a quiz on how much you know about The Mole. The one who knows the least about The Mole will be eliminated. However, even if The Mole gets the least amount of questions right, he or she is still safe. The Mole will have to be pretty stupid to do that though. Do you all understand?'

'Um, no. What was the sexual part all about?' asked Vivian, scratching the back of her head.

Master Koopa began to sweat again.

'Er, nothing, of course. So do the rest of you get the rules?'

'Yeah! Let's do this thing!' Mario threw his fist in the air.

'Well, that was an awkward moment' Goombella commented, waking up. 'So, what do we do first?'

'I will explain, just shut up for a moment. Can you handle that?' asked Master Koopa.

'Talk about attitude' Goombella rolled her eyes.

'Right. The amount of money will vary, depending on the difficulty of the challenge. And to give you all a welcome present, we have the first challenge right here!' Master Koopa announced.

'Oh god, PLEASE not jumping out of a plane...' whispered Toadette.

'No, DUH! That would be SO unoriginal!' Master Koopa slapped the small toad girl on the cheek.

'Ouch' tears filled in Toadette's eyes, and she turned away. 'Meanie'

'Yeah, yeah, whatever' Master Koopa muttered.

'Dude, what is the challenge?' asked Flurrie. 'Is it jumping onto another plane?'

'No. You are getting these from FanFiction, aren't you?' Master Koopa growled.

'Uh...No' Flurrie shifted her eyes. 'You just broke the fourth-'

'Just stop braking the damn fourth wall!' Daisy screamed. 'Shigeru Miyamoto! Take me with you!'

'All of you, shut the hell up. Did you know you guys have been arguing for an hour!? When can we stop dancing!?' one of the female toads cried, still dancing around the plane.

'You can not! You are in my power now!' Master Koopa stared at the toads, trying to hypnotise them.

'Come on, Mabel, let's go and get drunk' they walked to a chair and pulled out a bright blue bag.

'Anyway...' Master Koopa took out a gun. 'I will explain the rules of your first challenge'

'About time' Mario said.

'What you must do is jump out of the plane while I try to shoot you. You then must land on a small platform in the sea below the plane to complete this challenge. There is a possible £12,000 to win in this challenge. If one of you do not land on the platform, get shot, or don't go at all, then you lose £1,000 that could have gone to the team pot. Instead, it will go to the Master Koopa fund' Master Koopa explained, and they all either nodded, began crying, or gulped.

'Um...What?' asked Flurrie in shock.

'Just joking, god!' Master Koops shook his head. 'Forget about the shooting part...heh heh...'

Master Koopa slid open the door of the plane, the fresh air making the passengers feel relaxed.

'But remember, unlucky contestants, The Mole will be at work' Master Koopa continued.

They watched as he took out a sheet of paper.

'Right, first, are there any volunteers?' Master Koopa asked.

It was silent, Flurrie almost raising her hand. But when she realised everyone else didn't, she quickly put it back down.

'Ok. Then I must look on the list of destiny' Master Koopa looked down at the dirty sheet of paper.

He did a long pause for suspense. He the glanced up at Mario, and moved his head slowly to the right, watching every contestant as they sweated in worry.

'The first lucky one who gets to go first is...' he said quietly. '...Wario Garlic! Come on down, it's HERO TIME!'

Wario nervously stepped down, glancing at the smug faces of the others. He put on a parachute pack and stepped to the edge, taking a deep breath. Suddenly, Master Koopa kicked him, sending him spiralling down and down through the white clouds. Wario screamed as his cap flew past him, falling down into the bright blue sky..

'Hey! My cap!' Wario shouted, waving his arms as he fell down and down.

He continued falling, when the clouds suddenly disappeared, making him see the sea below. Faintly, he could spot a yellow square in the middle. Doing a flip for effect, Wario landed straight...Into the ocean, right beside the platform.

'Grrr...I hate losing!' Wario cried, and began swimming to the island a few metres away from the platform.

Back on the platform, the contestants sighed, seeing the whole thing from a television on the wall.

'Uh-Oh, you could have collected £12,000, but Wario failed. Now, you can only win £11,000. Oh well, let's see who is next' Master Koopa stated the obvious, looking down at the list. 'Next is Vivian Katana'

Vivian nodded, and walked to the door. Not even grabbing a parachute pack, she jumped. She accidentally flipped five times, making her feel sick, but she was not worried. She put a hand to her mouth as she continued flipping. When she spotted the soft, yellow platform, she began floating, and landed gracefully on the yellow platform.

The ten remaining contestants cheered, but they saw a grim look on Master Koopa's face. He turned to them.

'She did make it to the bottom, but she used her magic to float when she was half-way. That counts as cheating, and she has lost her chance to win £1,000 for the team'

The contestants groaned, and glanced at each other.

'Next is...Luigi Mario'

Luigi gulped, and began shaking. He took a seat, his face turning pale. The others looked at him as he closed his eyes, saying something silently to himself.

'Are you going to do this, Luigi?' Master Koopa asked quietly.

Luigi looked up at Master Koopa, and then at his teammates.

'Excuse me? Luigi? Earth to Luigi! Are you going to do it?' Master Koopa continued.

'Come on, Luigi, you can do it!' Daisy cheered, and the others joined in.

Luigi smiled, and stood up.

'I am going to do it'

'Yay, Luigi!' Goombella jumped up and kissed him on the cheek.

Daisy then whacked her hard into the wall, another lump appearing on her head. Goombella groaned as she fell over, once again passing out.

'Get off him!' Daisy shouted.

Luigi pulled the parachute pack off the hook, and stepped slowly to the edge. He felt the wind blow against his face, and quickly stepped back, shaking his head.

'Are you sure?' Master Koopa questioned.

Luigi stepped back to the opening, and looked down again.

'No, I am sorry guys. I just can't' Luigi sat back down.

'And another £1,000 has gone to waste. Now, you can only get £9,000. Next up is...' master Koopa did a long pause. '...Daisy Flowerfreak'

'HOORAY!' Daisy did two flips, jumped out of the plane, and did somersaults as she went down and down.

She then thudded into the platform, not gracefully, but she still landed.

'Finally!' the contestants cried, and Master Koopa smiled.

'Thanks to Daisy, there is now £1,000 in the team bank!' Master Koopa cheered. 'Let's see if Koops can do the same'

Koops hesitated at first, but then jumped. Suddenly, the wind blew hard to the right, making Koops spin out of control.

'Ahhh! Help!' he screamed.

Koops continued falling and falling, his eyes closed as he continued to shout and scream. He felt himself going faster and faster, and at one point he thought he was going to explode.

'I AM GOING TO DIE!' Koops began to cry, his tears falling off his face and going up, higher and higher.

He then slowly opened his eyes. He didn't get much time to see anything, however, because he thumped into the yellow platform before he could, making a small crack in his shell.

'That was a lucky one' Koops wiped his forehead and swam to the island where Wario, Vivian, and Daisy were waiting, cheering.

'You guys are getting better!' Master Koopa smiled.

The others all felt happy. Maybe they WOULD get a decent amount of money from the challenge.

'Up next is Toad Shroom' Master Koopa stated, glancing at Toad.

'Well, you all know that I am a coward with everything, but I actually enjoy skydiving' Toad confessed. 'I did it with my uncle last week'

It was silent for a moment.

'...Good to know' Goombella smiled sarcastically.

'Shut up, big nose' Toad muttered.

'Um...I have no nose...' Goombella glanced at Toad, who had an 'Oh...Didn't notice that' look on his face.

'Guys, I am starting to get hungry. Just go already' Flurrie grabbed her stomach, moaning in hunger.

'Flurrie volunteered!' Toad quickly shouted, pointing at Flurrie and running behind Mario for protection.

'Well, it is kind for you to volunteer for the cowardly mushroom creature, Flurrie' Master Koopa smiled, not knowing what was happening at that time.

'Hey!' Toad folded his arms, scowling in anger.

'What?' asked Master Koopa, turning around. 'It is true...right?'

'DUH! Of course!' Peach rolled her eyes.

Toad looked at her.

'Thanks for the encouragement' he muttered.

'Your welcome' Peach leaned forward and smiled.

'Guys, let's just get this straight, Toad got chosen, and I did NOT volunteer!' she cried angrily.

The next thing she knew, she was standing on the edge of the plane, Master Koopa behind her.

'Are you doing it, or dodging it?' Master Koopa smiled and turned around. 'That was good. NOBODY can tell me that was not good'

'Um...we all can' Luigi stared at Master Koopa, leaning on a chair.

'...' Master Koopa was silent. 'Shut up'

He turned back to Flurrie, and took a deep breath.

'Yes, I am going to jump' Flurrie turned around. 'It will be good to have a break from your voice'

The others began laughing, Master Koopa blushing in embarrassment.

'Just go. I need a break from YOUR voice' Master Koopa folded his arms.

Flurrie grabbed the sides of the plane to get her balance and took a deep breath. The others were silent. She turned around.

'What?'

The others then looked away and began chatting with each other, Goombella whistling as she swung back and forth. Flurrie turned back around and jumped. The others then rushed forward and looked down.

'Excuse me!?' Flurrie cried.

The others went back to where they were again and watched the TV. Flurrie flipped twice around, and soon began to enjoy it. She began laughing as she tilted herself forward, spinning around again. Suddenly, the parachute pack came off.

'Hahaha! This is so fun!' Flurrie laughed, and then realised the parachute pack had slid off her back and was falling out of sight. 'Hehe, this is so fu- Oh, NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD!'

She clenched her fists as she raised them, screaming in terror. She reached out to grab something, but then realised she was in the sky, not on a roller-coaster. She continued falling, and soon got bored. She folded her arms and sighed, waiting for it all to end. She didn't look where she was going however, and the next thing she heard was a huge SPLASH!

'Ugh!' she screamed, looking down and seeing the waves gently moving up and down.

But what annoyed her the most was the fact that the yellow platform was really far away from her. Wario, Vivian, Daisy and Koops face-palmed.

'Seriously!?' Daisy called from the island.

'Shut u-' Flurrie stopped as water went into her mouth, making her cough and splutter as she attempted to get it out.

'Congratulations for failing!' Master Koopa clapped, and Toad joined in, cheering and squealing. 'You are now halfway through!'

'We did it!' he danced around. 'Um...Cheer up, guys! We have even more money!'

Goombella groaned and looked at Master Koopa is distress.

'PLEASE tell me that thing is going next. PLEASE!' Goombella ran up to him, making him feel her warm breath.

'Ew!' Master Koopa pushed away and whacked her again. 'He is!'

Goombella cried out in happiness as Toad walked to the door, muttering something to himself.

'Hey guys...' Peach said, making everyone turn to her. 'Am I crazy?'

'Um...That is a stupid time to ask that...' Mario stared at her. 'But the answer is 'Yes''

'Well, thanks' Peach glared at the plumber. 'You are my husband'

'But you asked' Mario shrugged.

'Whatever. Does anyone have cookies?' Peach glanced around. 'I want to eat them slowly, savouring every moment'

'God, you really ARE crazy' Goombella stepped back to avoid the princess who just went right up to her.

'I have got to film this...' Toadette whispered, stepping back and taking out her video camera. 'I would use my pink mobile phone with white spots, but I charged it before we came, and I don't want to really waste my battery...'

Luigi turned around.

'Um...Why are you talking to yourself?' asked Luigi turning around.

Toadette scowled and bent down, filming in-between his legs.

'Guys, can we get back to reality?' asked Master Koopa. 'So far, Wario, Vivian, Daisy, Koops, Flurrie and Luigi have taken their turn. Six remain. Toad, hurry up and jump'

'OK!' Toad muttered and stood by the edge, getting used to the wind.

'Get down!' Goombella attempted to push him, but she missed and she fell, falling through the sky without her parachute pack.

'OH MY GOD! Save her, Toad!' Peach cried.

'Um, why should I?' asked Toad.

'Just do it!' Peach shouted.

Toad jumped out and fell down, looking for Goombella. He continued falling, not seeing any sign of the Goomba girl. Then he heard a scream. He glanced to the left and saw her spinning round and round, her helmet falling off. The light flashed through a huge cloud, catching Toad's attention. He tilted to the left, and with the aid of the wind, he made it over to Goombella and caught her.

'Oh my god...Toad...' Goombella whispered, looking at him.

'You can thank me later' Toad smiled at Goombella, who smiled back.

He tried not to flip, only doing it once. He then landed perfectly on the platform, gently placing Goombella on it.

'Are you Ok?' asked Toad.

'Yes, I'm fine' Goombella said, catching her breath.

'Wow' Master Koopa said, watching the screen in amazement. 'That is £2,000 in the bank for Toad, AND Goombella'

The others cheered.

'Hooray!' everyone cried, hugging or cheering.

'The only ones left to go are Mario, Peach, Toadette and Waluigi' Master Koopa said, smiling. 'Luigi, would you like to choose? Or does anyone want to volunteer?'

It was silent.

'Wimps' he whispered.

'Ok then. I will choose Waluigi, because I hate him' Luigi stated.

'Thanks a lot' Waluigi muttered.

He jumped out, stretching his legs, making him as long as the plane. He put his arms to his side, staying in a straight line. He didn't move because of that, he just stayed in a straight line. He landed on the platform quite uncomfortably, and almost slid off. Then he got up and looked around.

'Did I do it?' he looked to Flurrie, who was still swimming towards the island.

'Shut up, show off!' she cried, still spitting out water as she desperately tried to get to the island.

'Wow, that is another £1,000!' Master Koopa gasped in amazement.

'Surprised?' asked Peach smugly.

'Grrr...Just for that, you can go next' Master Koopa smiled sarcastically, watching as Peach passed him, gritting her teeth.

'Are you alright with this?' asked Mario cautiously.

'Seriously?' Peach asked, turning around. 'Just because I'm a pink princess, it doesn't mean I am not a fan of skydiving'

She grabbed a parachute pack and jumped out, laughing and spinning around like crazy. She flipped around, danced around, doing everything that a skydiver could do.

'Awww, it's over!' Peach whined, seeing the yellow platform up ahead.

She pulled the string on the parachute pack and it blasted out, making Peach zoom back up as she giggled in happiness. She waved her legs around, trying to catch the attention of the others on the island. She sighed when they didn't notice her, and landed on the platform softly, making it tilt left and right.

'GUYS! I made it!' cried Peach, waving her arms around frantically.

'I said, STOP BEING A SHOW OFF!' Flurrie screamed.

'Oops, sorry' Peach said, confused.

Mario and Toadette were the only ones remaining to go. Master Koopa looked at them.

'Are you confident after seeing the others go? Or are you frightened?' he asked.

They both glanced at each other.

'God, it is absolutely TERRIFYING. When you are standing on the edge and you look down, it is just terrible. You start feeling all dizzy and then you start feeling even more scared. I would not recommend it at all. Although, that is just me. Do what YOU want to do' Luigi smiled sweetly at them.

Toadette went pale.

'I am not doing it' she raised her hand and sat down, shaking as she glanced at Master Koopa.

'You have to try it' Master Koopa frowned.

'No, I don't. I just don't. You can't make me' Toadette looked away.

'Well, Ok. Mario, are you doing it?' Master Koopa questioned the red plumber.

'Thanks a lot, idiot' Mario glared at Luigi. 'But yes, of course I will do it'

Mario jumped, and like some of the others, landed on the platform. The plane flew down and landed with a bump on the sandy island. Master Koopa got out with Luigi and Toadette, and examined the contestants.

'Here are the results...'

Ones Who Succeeded: Daisy, Koops, Toad, Goombella, Waluigi, Peach, and Mario.

Ones Who Failed: Wario, Vivian, Luigi, Flurrie, and Toadette.

'You could have won £12,000, but £5,000 has been lost, due to five losing. In this challenge, you have won £7,000 for the team bank!'

Team Bank: £7,000/£12,000

They all cheered. They got more than half!

'Now, how about you have a rest? It is quite late. We will go to the hotel in a moment, but first your roommates will be chosen. There will be two in a room. But the twist is, I will be putting you with your worst enemy...Well, who we THINK is your worst enemy' Master Koopa began laughing crazily. 'Let's begin then'

In Room 101: Princess Peach Toadstool and Goombella Kakawaki.

In Room 102: Mario Mario and Wario Garlic.

In Room 103: Luigi Mario and Waluigi Notgarlic.

In Room 105: Daisy Flowerfreak and Vivian Katana.

In Room 106: Toadette Tanatanatotallytanna and Flurrie Gale.

In Room 107: Toad Shroom and Koops Honeysmile.

They all groaned and glanced to their roommates in distress.

'I want my sleep' Master Koopa explained. 'So I suggest you become friends and get a good night's sleep. Tommorow, you will have your next challenge. Remember, in three days there will be the first elimination. Goodnight' Master Koopa walked them to the hotel and left, leaving the group alone to go to their rooms.

But as soon as they were going to leave, Master Koopa stopped them.

'Oh, and just to let you know, there will be a twist this season! This time, the viewers will be voting off a character each episode! So, viewers, vote off who you want to vote off! If The Mole has the most votes and is eliminated, I will pick a new Mole! Goodnight!'

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A/N: And there you go! Who do you think The Mole is? Did thy sabotage the challenge at all? Please review, and you can suggest a challenge if you want. So, as I said before, review and suggest challenges please! Also, there was a reference to something in this chapter. So vote for who you want to be eliminated, and the one with the most votes will be eliminated next chapter! VOTE FOR THE ONE YOU WANT TO BE ELIMINATED, NOT THE MOLE!