Doctor Who / Transformers

The thing about travelling in the TARDIS was, it occassionally went where it wanted to go.

"What was THAT?" Amy Pond yelped as they felt the TARDIS wobble oddly.

The Doctor was at the central control column, flipping switches. "We've been pulled into another dimension," he noted, "not sure why..."

"I thought we couldn't DO that anymore?" Rory asked curiously.

"Not easily," the Doctor agreed as they hurtled through space.

"Whoa," Amy yelped as the railing she was grabbing onto shifted oddly. The walkway... changed, slightly, as if it was made of modular material.

A screen nearby the Doctor flickered, then a stylized, red symbol resembling a face appeared. "Oh dear," the Doctor muttered. "We need to land. Quickly!" he called.

"What...," Rory started.

"Brace yourselves!" the Doctor ordered as they practically crash dived.

They made it to a oxygenated planetoid, then the Doctor practically shoved his two passengers outside, following them quickly. "What is going on?" Amy demanded.

"Ah, well," the Doctor looked sheepish, "I've been to this universe before, you see. The TARDIS interacted with a local, changed into a robot. I think it'll happen again."

Amy looked back at the TARDIS, then both she and Rory gasped.

The TARDIS was coming apart, and reshapping itself. The lower half of the box formed two legs, the back of the top swung out as arms, then a head popped up.

"Huh. That's different," the Doctor murmured.

He would SWEAR this robot had hips. And a thin waist. And the chest piece sort of... kind of... looked like breasts. It was VERY odd.

The transformed TARDIS bent down, studying them. Then in a very feminine voice drawled, "My Time Lord."

The Doctor's eyes widened. "Sexy?" he yelped.

"Oh wow. River will be very amused," Amy noted.

"I quite like River," the TARDIS noted. "Besides, sharing is caring as they say..."

The Doctor blushed pink.

To be continued...?

Notes: MAY continue, if I can figure out a plot.

There's a very popular fanart online fusing the TARDIS and Optimus Prime as 'Optimus TIME.' But after I saw 'The Doctor's Wife' it occurred to me that the TARDIS should be a lady bot. So here you go.

Amusingly, it's canon in the Marvel UK comics that the Transformers and Doctor Who universes are connected. Death's Head appeared in both series. And a Decepticon leader in one story had a Dalek as a vehicle mode.