DEMONS, SHRINE MAIDENS, WITCHES... and MAGES!?
Summary: Simple. The bored Gap Demon Yukari Yakumo decides to open a portal that leads them to an unknown dimension. However, the sudden overwhelming magic power sucks a number of 10 unfortunate Gensokyo residents. They find themselves in the country of Fiore, in the city of Magnolia. What adventures await them over there? Marisa, please watch your Master Spark. You wouldn't want to anger the Council, would ya?
Main Pairing: (Maybe) Some hints of StiCy, Jerza, and NaLi. NO Shoujo-ai. I don't ship those kinds of pairs (no offense to those who do).
Genre: Humor, Adventure, Fantasy, Friendship

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own Fairy Tail or Touhou Project. Fairy Tail belongs to the AWESOME Hiro Mashima and Touhou Project belongs to the ALSO AWESOME ZUN!

Helloooo~! I was just playing Touhou SWR and this idea popped into my head. I haven't read any TouhouxFT X-overs (I don't think there's any), so I decided to make one! Here it is! Oh, and sorry if there are some OOC-ness... I don't know some of the Touhou characters enough (like Ran Yakumo, for example).

This story occurs after the Grand Magic Games.
I apologize for any grammatical errors. English is just my second language!

Chapter 1: Another World
"Well then, would you mind filling me in on information about your world?"
Normal POV
In the Yakumo's Household...

"Huuuaaaaaaah..."

Yukari Yakumo yawned for maybe the 16th time for the past 10 minutes. Her shikigami, Ran Yakumo, stared at her curiously. "Are you bored, Mistress?" she asked. Yukari slowly faced her and nodded.

Ran sighed. Whenever her Mistress was like this, she would somehow conjure up another ridiculous plan just to satisfy her boredness. Any moment now...

"Ah!"

Ran looked at her Mistress again. She flinched a bit after she suddenly sat up. "W-what is it, Mistress?" Yukari looked at her with a smile on her face. "I'll be heading out for a while~. Take care of the house for me, okay, Ran?" And with that, she opened a gap and went in without another word.

Ran sighed. She decided to leave the matter alone and turn to her own shikigami who was sprawled out on the floor in a comfortable position, sleeping soundly. She patted Chen and thought, I wonder what the Mistress is up to now...

In Lucy's apartment in Magnolia...

Lucy opened the door of her bathroom. She looked around the room, as if expecting some intruder to pop out. Seeing no one, she sighed and took a change of clothes from her closet. She changed into her usual blue and white outfit with a blue ribbon tying a bundle of her hair in a side ponytail. Walking to her desk, she took her belt with the keys and the Fleuve d'etoiles and turned to the door. But something made her stop in her tracks and made her jaw drop to the ground.

There, in front of her, was an eye-shaped black hole - or maybe, gap? - that appeared out of nowhere. What made her more surprised is seeing an extravagantly-dressed blonde woman step out of said hole. She gaped at the woman who seemed to admire her room. Recovering from her state of shock, she moved her hands to her whip, taking on her battle stance. Sensing her sudden movements, Yukari turned to the other blonde in front of her, eyeing her from head to toe, then stopping at the keys that she glimpsed from inside its small brown holder, eyeing it with mild interest.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my apartment?"

Yukari averted her gaze from the keys to the face of the blonde who stood before her. Then, realizing that the girl must have misunderstood her for a nasty intruder, she chuckled. "Oh, I'm sorry for startling you, my dear. I didn't know I was going to end up here, myself~. By the way, my name's Yukari Yakumo."

Lucy was surprised at her reaction. She stared at her, then a thought occured to her. "Wait, what? What do you mean you didn't know that you will end up here?" she almost shouted. How could that happen?

"Well, yes, my dear." Yukari chuckled once again. "Well then," she paused as she saw Lucy snap back from her daze. "Would you mind filling me in on information about your world?" She nonchalantly asked. Lucy's expression changed to that of utter confusion.

.

.

.

"Huh?"

-about 30 minutes later-

"So basically, this world called 'Earthland' is a magical world where 10% of the population is composed of mages who join guilds and work for a living?" Yukari summarized. Lucy nodded before adding, "Some mages are independent, though. And don't forget about the dark guilds and their dirty tactics."

Yukari nodded. "I see..." A mischievous grin appeared on her face. Lucy felt a chill run up and down her spine. "W-what?" she stuttered. "Nothing, nothing~! Alright, gotta go~!" And with that, she opened another gap and disappeared.

Just. Like. That.

Lucy gaped. "What the heck?" Then, recovering from her confusion seconds ago, she shrugged it off and left for her guild, ignoring the gut feeling that something big's about to happen.

Somewhere in the outskirts of Magnolia...

A gap appeared out of thin air and out came Yukari. She looked towards the city not far from where she was. She smiled. "I'm sure Reimu and the others would like it here. Teehee~!" With one last glance towards the city, she opened another gap and disappeared to somewhere-out-there.

Hakurei Shrine, Gensokyo

A young shrine maiden in red and white swept the leaves that has gathered on the shrine grounds. She sighed for the umpteenth time. She glanced at the box that laid on her shrine, then sighed again.

"What's with all the sighing-ze?" A young blonde girl flopped down in front of her, holding her broom. She was wearing clothes that made her look like a witch, especially the hat. Again, the shrine maiden sighed. "I got no shrine visitors, Marisa."

The said girl laughed. "Your shrine's got no reputation, Reimu." Reimu, the shrine maiden, glared at her. Marisa just laughed.

"You know, I've got some kind of intuition that something's about to happen-ze," Marisa told her companion.

"And?"

"Aren't you interested?"

"Nope. That's just an intuition, anyway."

"Aww, come on, Reimu. You do want an incident to happen, right?"

"Depends."

"You're no fun."

"Thanks for the compliment."

"..."

"..."

"Aren't you even-"

"Ah! A visitor!"

Marisa turned to where Reimu was pointing. Sure enough, there was a mother and a child coming up the stairs to her shrine.

Wow. The shrine's got visitors. Now that's interesting.

Reimu slowly walked up to her visitors and gave them her best smile. The couple returned the smile and walked towards the shrine. Deep inside, Reimu was rejoicing. Her shrine has visitors! And having visitors means getting donations! Yay!

Marisa whistled. "Now that's rare." Reimu shot her a glare, telling her to shut her mouth. And she did.

Suddenly, a huge black portal appeared over them, hovering above Gensokyo. Reimu and Marisa whipped their heads up toward the huge sight.

"What the-!?" Reimu exclaimed. What the heck is Yukari up to, now!?

"I knew it!" Marisa hollered. At last! I was getting bored!

Then the black gap became a black hole. It started sucking up the air below it, and Reimu and Marisa felt themselves being sucked into it.

Reimu grabbed hold on to one of the pillars of the gates of her shrine with both hands, Marisa doing the same to the other. But the force was strong and she was starting to lose hold on it. She turned to her visitors and watched them run out for their lives.

"Wait!" She called, but to no avail. Why aren't they being sucked in? She tried calling them, but the wind was getting stronger. Then she felt her grip loosening, until she can't grab hold anymore and was sucked towards the vortex, with Marisa "following" shortly after.

"NOO! MY DONATIONS!"

A little earlier; At the gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion

Hong Meiling leaned on the gates of her Mistress's mansion. Her eyelids were getting heavy, and just when she was about to enter her own dreamland, a knife flew towards her face, barely missing her cheek and cutting a few strands of her hair.

Instinctively, she went on her battle stance. But upon seeing the owner of the knife, the Chief Maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Sakuya Izayoi, she grinned and waved sheepishly.

"H-hey there, S-Sakuya."

"I see..."

"W-what?"

"What were you doing, Meiling?"

"Working?"

"I'm pretty sure you where slacking off."

"I-I'm not slacking off!"

"Then what were you doing?"

"Errr... guarding my post?"

"I'm pretty sure I saw you sleeping."

"I was about to!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Okay, I felt sleepy and-"

Several knives shot towards her, interrupting her "explanation". Panicking, she ran around, trying to dodge the knives that most likely spelt her doom. Then, she noticed Sakuya stop and face the sky.

"Umm, is punishment done?"

"Look over there."

Meiling followed Sakuya's hand, and she saw a huge black hole with a purple "eye". Then the "eye" started glowing and the wind got stronger. It was sucking them. Meiling tried to run to the gates and grab hold on it, but before she reached it she lost her footing and was sucked towards the vortex.

"AAAAHHHH!"

Sakuya, who tried to reach for Meiling was also sucked in the process. Vaguely, she caught glimpse of her mistress gaping at them, surprise and worry written all over her face.

M-Mistress Remilia!

Somewhere overlooking the Human Village...

Yukari gasped and cupped her cheek with her hand, the other dropping her parasol. "Waah... I messed up~!" she exclaimed. Originally, she was only planning for them to investigate her gap and lead them to Fiore. She didn't expect her gap to suck some of the unfortunate residents of Gensokyo like a black hole. "Could it be because of the amount of magic power in the other world...?" she wondered. She thought for some more before sighing and shrugging. "Oh well."

With a swift hand motion, the gap closed. "I'll go over there again and see how they're doing..." She opened another gap and left Gensokyo, muttering under her breath, "I'm going to change some of my plans..."

In the outskirts of Magnolia...

A gap opened from nowhere and out came Reimu, tumbling in the grass and landing on her stomach. She groaned and rubbed her head, slightly dizzy. "What the heck-?!" she mutttered. She was about to stand when another body crashed on top of her.

"Ah-! Sorry, Reimu!" Irritatedly, Reimu turned to the blonde magician on top of her and snarled, "GET OFF!"

Marisa got off immediately, not wanting to anger the already-pissed-off shrine maiden. She drowned out the rants and curses Reimu was shouting and surveyed her surroundings. "Where are we?" She stepped forward, only to step on another body. She looked down and to her surprise, saw a familiar blonde puppeteer.

"ALICE?! What are you doing here!?" She exclaimed. Her shout got the attention of Reimu and she appeared beside Marisa, staring at the other blonde, Alice Margatroid, sprawled out on the ground. She then glanced to the area beside her and gasped.

"What are you all doing here!?"

(A/N)

And there goes the first chapter of my first x-over fanfic! (It's just kind of like a prologue, though...) Chapters/Updates might be slow, since I have another fanfic going on :D Hehe.

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To my 'Fate' readers, I'll be updating soon~! (maybe Saturday or Sunday) Don't worry! I just had to post this -_-

'Till the next up date~! Ciaossu~! :D

(Edit 5/31/13: Fixed some grammar errors :P)