Note: This chapter is a fun look at Bonnie's interaction with her toys. I wanted to establish the normal atmosphere of the bedroom before things get serious. This is my first fan-fiction and I would love to get some constructive feedback!

"Places everybody, Bonnie's coming!"

Jessie's cry sent the room into an uproar. The potato heads regretfully dropped each other's hands, Mr. Potato Head grumbling as his wife helped disassemble him. Soon his arm was in his nose hole, his nose in his earslot, and his eyes, ears and mouth were strewn across the floor.

Meanwhile, Trixie and Rex raced back beneath the desk. "Grr! Back of T-Rex, this dinner's mine!" Trixie assumed a defensive position in front of the LGMs.

Rex responded by baring his teeth and extending his arms as far as they would go "Oh yeah?"

"The claaaw" Eyeing Rex's claws warily, the LGMs huddled against the back wall.

"Don't you hurt my babies!" Mrs. Potato Head's voice could be heard from across the room.

"Don't worry, ma'am, they're safe with us!"

"Trixie!" admonished Mr. Pricklepants "You musn't break character!" He was seated at the café and was soon joined by Buzz and Jessie. At a glare from Mr. Pricklepants, Jessie remembered to cross her legs in an uncharacteristically ladylike position. Buzz laid a hand, palm up, on the table for Jessie to grab. They smiled shyly at each other.

In the center of the room, Bullseye and Buttercup collapsed on the ground. Chuckles clambered up Buttercup's side to awkwardly straddle the two equines. Dolly sat observing from outside a ring of building blocks, holding the peas on her lap. "I had no idea you were such an acrobat, Chuckles!" He did not look amused.

Woody scanned the room. Everyone was in place. Except…

"Woody, help! My back ends gotten away from my front!" Slinky had made it halfway onto the bed. His front paws grasped the bedpost while his hind ones scrambled against the side of the bed. Woody wasted no time.

"Buzz, give me a lift!" Joining the sheriff, Buzz boosted him up the side of the bed. Woody grabbed ahold of Slinky's tail and hoisted his hind end onto the mattress.

"Thanks Woody"

"No problem, Slink"

Footsteps could be heard in the hallway. "Hurry" Woody hissed as Buzz ran to assume his position. Woody himself dropped face first on the book that Bonnie had been reading earlier. Not a moment later Bonnie and her mom entered the room.

Bonnie skipped through the doorway, enjoying the thud. thud. thud. that her yellow rainboots made against the floor. Her mother nearly tripped over the potato heads lying just inside the doorway. "Bonnie! How many times have I told you not to leave your toys lying around sweetheart?" The plastic pieces were nudged to the side with the toe of a pink ballet flat.

"But Mo-om I'm playing!" Mom just laughed. Woody watched her feet cross to the bookshelf by the window.

"Bonnie, are you sure you want to keep this doll? She's awfully…"

"-Pretty! She's pretty! She's the most beautiful, most- most –pretty lady there ever was! You can't throw her away mommy! You can't"

"Alright, alright!" there was a smile in Mom's voice "But you have to understand, you can't play with her the way you do with your other toys – you could hurt her."

"I would never, ever hurt her mom, never in a hundred and….and twelve years! Promise!'

"I know, but lets just leave her on the windowsill for now and not touch her. Okay?"

"…'kay…"

Mom sighed as she looked over the room. "I let you talk me into bringing home far too many toys."

"Mom." Bonnie said, very serious now "You can never have too many toys" she lectured, placing her hands on her hips.

"Oh…" Mom shook her head. She wasn't about to win this argument. Ruffling Bonnie's hair affectionately she said "Go have some fun now, okay? I'll call you when dinner is ready."

"Okay!" As Mom disappeared down the hallway, Woody half hoped Bonnie would follow her. Maybe Bonnie would want to watch TV in the living room, or jump rope outside. After all, it wasn't every day a new toy showed up in Bonnie's room. Then again, it wasn't exactly a rare occurrence either, Woody conceded with a smile.

As it turned out, Bonnie decided to stay and play in her bedroom. She wandered over to the desk and dropped onto her hands and knees. Immediately a fierce and prolonged battle broke out between Trixie and Rex. They each received many wounds before reaching a compromise – they would each eat one LGM, and whoever ate theirs the fastest would eat the third.

Meanwhile, Buzz and Jessie both ordered a cup of applejuice at the café. Mr. Pricklepants, their water, quickly served them and then hid beneath their table. He was a hopeless romantic who couldn't resist spying on them as they fell in love. Bonnie deepened her voice as much as she could, which is to say, not much at all.

"So Jessie…I um, I um, uh"

"What is it Buzz?" Jessie's voice was spoken in a regular tone.

"I really like…your hair. Its very…red"

"Aw thanks! Gee, I really like your head! It's a nice purple color!"

"Thanks!"

"And you know what else I like?"

"What?"

"You"

"Really? You do?'

"Sure I do!"

"I like you a lot too Jessie!"

There was a pause and Buzz spoke again. "Does that mean we have to kiss now?"

"Ew, no! Buzz, kissing is for gross old people!"

"Oh"

"But we can keep holding hands. I like holding hands."

"Good, I do too" Under the table, Mr. Pricklepants smiled.

Bonnie stood. "You guys need some privacy so I'll go now" She gasped "Mr. Pricklepants, what are you doing down there? Get out now!" Grabbing him by the waist she flung him towards the bed. She smiled sheepishly down at the two lovebirds. "Sorry about him, he gets a little…Wooeyooh!" With that she skipped back the the cave, where Rex had eaten his second LGM. But he and Trixie were still hungry.

"Hey, can you smell that?" Rex asked.

Trixie's eyes lit up. "Mmm, horse, my favorite!"

"Mine too. Do you want to help me track them down?"

"Sure!" And they began heading towards the circus.

Bonnie rushed over to the Potato Heads and reassembled the Mr.

"Come on dear, lets go for a walk" said the Mrs.

"Okay" they toddled around for awhile until they reached the cave. Mrs. Potato Head gasped.

"What's wrong?"

"Someone ate all our kids!"

"Oh no!"

"Darling, what should we do!"

"Don't worry, I have a plan!"

The couple ran to the bookshelf. Mr. Potato Head yelled, "Evil Dr. Pork Chop, I gotta talk to you!"

Hamm jumped to the ground. "Well, well, well, what is it this time?"

"Someone's eaten our babies and we need you to destroy them!"

"Okay, but I need to know who it was."

"But we don't know!"

Porkchop thought for a moment. "Then I just hafta destroy everyone, I guess."

"Okay, that's fine."

"Go get your spaceship ready" ordered Bonnie "I'm gonna go to the circus now, bye!"

The circus was amazing! Chuckles, the daring acrobat, rode standing with one leg on Buttercup's back and the other on Bullseye's. He did spins and leaps and flips and twists, always landing back on the horses as the galloped around the arena. He tapdanced and did handstands on the saddles. He did somersaults from one horse's back to another. He even sang the alphabet backwards as he rode blindfolded. He didn't miss a single trick until…

"RAWR!" Rex and Trixie came out of nowhere! Chuckles almost fell, but pulled himself onto Bullseye just in time. Thinking fast he hoisted Dolly and the peas onto Buttercup and they galloped away from the oncoming dinosaurs.

"Watch out for that café!" screamed Dolly, but they were going too fast and crashed into the tables. Buzz managed to grab Jessie and pull her off to the side, away from danger.

"Thanks for saving me Buzz!"

"You're welcome, Jessie. Wait here while I save everyone else."

Buzz began to battle the dinosaurs, but it was two against one. "Hey that's not fair!" pouted Jessie, and she yodeled for her brother, Woody.

Buzz was beginning to get tired when he heard a voice behind him. "Howdy there partner, looks like you could use a hand"

"Woody!"

"The Sheriff's come to save us! Hooray!" cried Dolly.

"I'll need a noble steed first."

"Here, you can use mine" said Chuckles as he dismounted. Woody tipped his hat. "Thank you sir. Ready Buzz?" Buzz tapped a button on his suit and his wings popped out

"Affirmative."

"Yee-haw! Giddyup Bullseye!"

Woody rode like the wind, Buzz flying above him, and together they attacked the dinos. Buzz blinded them with his laser while Woody tripped them with his lasso. They had almost won when-

"Prepare to die!"

Everyone looked up. Oh no! Evil Dr. Porkchop and the Potato Heads were flying in a spaceship. They were going to press the death-ray button!

Woody said "Quick Buzz, we have to –"

"-Bonnie, lasagna's ready!"

"Lasagna!" Bonnie squealed happily, dropping the spaceship and Buzz into the midst of the other toys as she ran for the door.