SonicShaymin2: Alright, we're going to do this, guys! Now, this time, don't screw it up!

Naruto: You're a screw-up...

SonicShaymin2: Three, two, one, go!

Everyone: *Sings* We wish you a merry Christmas! We wish you a merry Christmas! We wish you a merry Christmas! And a happy... New year...!

SonicShaymin2: Hahahahaha! T-That was... Awful...

Kiba: Dude, you know that we can't sing for crap!

Lee: Perhaps we need more spirit!

Gai: Good job, Lee! Let us use more SPIRIT!

Lee: Yes, Gai-Sensei!

Sasuke: That was... No...

Melody: I don't know... I liked it!

Sasuke: Of course you did...

SonicShaymin2: Okay, this is a Christmas chapter! That means *Shudder* filler...! N-Not that there's anything wrong with that! Okay, so this has nothing to do with some of the events just like the last special... So, yes, Melody is allowed to speak... For now! Upupupupupupupu...!

Monokuma: EH!?

Melody's POV:

T'was the day before Christmas and-no, I can't rhyme for crap... Anyway, ever since last year's little 'incident' thanks to Death the Kidd, we have been having a hard time trying to convince the author that we're not crazy...

...

Let me rephrase that – we're not that crazy... We're just misunderstood...

But hey, it's almost Christmas! We need the spirit that is us letting ourselves into an expensive house to crash the hell out of it! Is that so wrong...?

But, at long last... We were given permission to use the author's private beach – because apparently people still have those... But we were given one strict rule!

Let Kidd come this time! We don't want a repeat of last time...

So here we all were, Konoha 12, plus Neji's team... Then we've got Kidd... And... Well, we also have those other random guys... The rude chick, – who I believe is still Superman – the guy who loves bombs and my stalker... Yeah... It's freakin' great, thanks for asking!

The boys, of course, all wanted to show off by just walking around in their swim trunks – because, yeah, that's not going to lead to bleeding noses – while we girls just wore swimsuits... Except me of course, I wore some black shorts and a black t-shirt with a dark blue jacket over the top. Yep. My Christmas Spirit levels are over 9000 at this point...

"MELODY!"

I sighed... I could practically see the peaceful day being sucked into a black hole and out of existence.

"What is it, Naruto...?" I asked as the blonde stared down at me.

"There's some kid here playing volleyball!" He shouted.

"Kidd?" I asked. "I thought he was arranging the rocks on the ground?"

Naruto shook his head. "No! No! NO! It's some short kid! I don't know him!"

And it was at this moment that it had occurred to me that the author must've been using her powers of randomness to jump through universes to pick up some teenagers that she likes... Again...

I walked over to the volleyball net with Naruto to see a short person with black spiked up hair with some blonde hair covering up some of his forehead. He had brown eyes and wore some navy blue swim trunks.

"Oi! Can you tell me where the hell I am?" He asked me.

"Oh... My... Cheese...!" I gasped. "It's Nishinoya-sempai!"

At the word 'sempai', Nishinoya's eyes practically lit up brighter than the sun and his face redder than a tomato... "W-Well, I don't know about 'sempai', I mean we only met like a second ago!" He laughed.

"Who the hell's he?" Naruto asked.

"His name is Yuu Nishinoya... Look it up! Google him!" I replied.

"What's a Google?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Some strange girl just appeared out of nowhere and kidnapped me!" Nishinoya explained. "I know that I would like to be taken by a girl as much as the next guy, but it's almost Christmas and she was kind of invading my personal space..."

"No seriously, what's a Google?" Naruto asked once again.

"Don't worry Nishinoya-sempai-sama-kun! You're safe until she appears like Monokuma!" I told Nishinoya.

"Are you sure you're Japanese? I mean, what you just said didn't make any sense..." Nishinoya asked as he scratched the back of his head.

"What's a Monokuma?" Naruto asked.

"I do alright... Hold on a second..." I told him and said, "Abra-kadabra!" And then a portal appeared. Nishinoya's eyes went wide.

"Is that normal?" He asked.

"Ah! Yeah, totally! Have no idea where you'll end up, but um... There's a one in a billion chance that you'll make it back home! So, no worries...!" I told him.

"I don't feel comfortable going in there..." Nishinoya said.

"God damn it! Is anyone going to tell me what a Google is?" Naruto screamed.

"Look it up in the dictionary!" I told him. "...Or something..."

"Can't I just keep playing volleyball?" Nishinoya asked.

"Mmm... Nope!" I replied and pushed him into the portal, closing right after his entire body was in.

"Melody," Naruto began.

"What is it, Naruto?" I yelled. "I don't feel like explaining to you what Google is!"

"No, it's not that... But I heard that on Christmas we open presents... Are we going to do that yet...?" He asked.

"No," I told him. "Not yet. We have to wait until tomorrow... Today is Christmas Eve..."

He groaned. "Well, I can't just wait!"

"Trust me, it is difficult waiting to open those presents..." I replied.

"What did you get for Christmas sometimes, Melody?"

"Well, sometimes I would get amazing things... And other times I would get a toothbrush... But it doesn't matter what you get... If there's thought in the gift, then it's all good..." I explained.

He nodded. "I guess that makes sense..."

After that conversation, I left to make sure no one was trying to make Kidd any angrier than last year... That would suck...

And then I managed to find him. "Hey, Kidd!" I called out to him, though he looked at me like I was a kindergartener with cooties. "What?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

He walked right over to me and fixed up my fringe. Once he was done, he placed his thumb on his chin in thought and smiled brightly. "Yes, you are symmetrical now... No need to worry anymore..."

"Um... Thanks... I have to... Do stuff now, so-"

"Wait!"

Damn it... What now...

"What is your lucky number?" He asked as if it were the most important thing in the world.

"Um..." I smirked. "Seven!"

Kidd looked as if he had been shot through the heart. "N-N-N-N-N-No! Say eight! Say eight! Please say eight!"

"Hm... Nope, still seven!" I told him.

"NO!" Kidd screamed.

"Calm down, Kidd... I'm joking... My lucky number is... 11037!"

"NO!"

Damn... There's still a seven... Oh well, that's my cue to leave! And like the ninja I am, I managed to sneak away from kidd. I can't blame how he reacted though... Maybe I should say eight next time...

Everyone overall seemed to have a great time though, building sandcastles, playing beach bolleyball, swimming and so on... And meanwhile, Sasuke was just watching from the sidelines. Maybe if I...

I ran over to him, trying to look as panicked as possible. "Sasuke! Sasuke!" I yelled. "I lost my necklace somewhere on the beach!"

Sasuke blinked and then groaned. "You really are pathetic, aren't you?" He asked.

"IT'S AN EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!" I screamed.

Sasuke threw his hand over my mouth. "Okay, stop shouting and I'll help you find it... Geez..." He groaned. I mentally smirked. We ran over towards the water and we searched for the supposed 'missing' necklace.

Sasuke sighed. "I don't think it's around here... Maybe it's in the changing room..."

I faked a gasp. "I think I found it!" I grabbed Sasuke while he was distracted and pulled him into the water.

"Melody...!" He growled at me.

"It was in the water the entire time!" I said with a smile. "Who would've thought...?"

"That was not cool..." He grumbled.

"Oh come on, you'll get yourself lines on your forehead if you keep yelling like that!" I said, poking his forehead.

I was suddenly grabbed by my wrist from some random weirdo! Let me rephrase that... I was suddenly grabbed by my wrist from Ventus the weirdo.

"Come on, Melody!" He said happily. "Let's go play volleyball!"

"NO! NO! NO!" I screamed as I was being dragged away from Sasuke. "LET ME GO! SASUKE HELP ME!"

Sasuke simply waved as I was being pulled to the side that is Darth Vader. I gritted my teeth at him. I am someday going to kill him... And it won't be a pretty death...

So after I was forced to play some volleyball, it was quickly night time... And we all ate our dinners and fell to sleep – waiting for Christmas to come...

*The Next Day*

"MELODY, IT'S PRESENT TIME!" I heard Naruto scream. I woke up and dragged myself to the beach where we were going to open our presents and sat myself down tiredly.

"Whoa! All of these ramen coupons! Who were these from?" Naruto asked excitedly.

"That would be Hinata..." I told him. Hinata went bright red.

"Really? Thanks, Hinata! You're the best!" Naruto told her with a large smile.

...I was actually surprised that she didn't faint...

Anyways, we continued to open up our presents...

Sakura was given some cherry blossom tree seeds, Choji was given a coupon for a free meal at that one barbeque place, Shikamaru was given a brand new shougi board, Ino was given a headband made with flowers, Kiba was given a new dog jacket which he proudly wore – though he kind of looked a little ridiculous – and Akamaru was given a new chew toy. Hinata was given a cook book, Shino was given a book about, well I don't know, but it looked cryptic and he seemed to like it, I think, Lee was given new training equipment, TenTen was given some different weapons that I hadn't even knew existed, and Neji was given a free trial of an anger management class – courtesy of me. Pari also got the free trial – courtesy of me. Bitch... I mean... Moving on... Pyrus was given bombs... I would've never guessed. And Ventus got the pass to be the instructor of the anger management class, hooray! And almost got a restraining order from me... And he gave me almost everything in existence. It would've been worth thousands. I took it anyway... But I have nowhere to put it so; I'll to see what to do there. Kidd even got some symmetrical posters. That better keep him happy.

As all was going well, the author showed up, but then...

"Um... I forgot to mention that instead of the alarm clock, I accidently set up my time bomb!" Pyrus stated.

"Wait, what?" I asked and as if on cue, the cabin blew up, along with some of the beach.

The author looked furious. "AGAIN?" She screamed. "MY SMALL PRIVATE BEACH! NO! AND WHERE DID THE VOLLEYBALL GUY GO?"

"Small?" Naruto screamed.

"Upupupupupupu...!" A strange black and white bear laughed.

"IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!" The author and the bear yelled.

Author's Notes:

SonicShaymin2: Okay, so this is like so short... But, I was cut short of time myself... I have more stories that I want to update and I was busy for school and Christmas, but thank God I got this up before New Years! How great is that?

Melody: Tell them about the thing...

SonicShaymin2: Alright, two interesting things... Our school library now has the first five volumes of the Naruto Manga. How great is that! And I read them all first. Also, I found out that my Wood Tech teacher likes anime and watches it with his kids... He's completely caught up with the Naruto anime so far! And he's re-watched it sometimes too! He's also watched Bleach, and I told him to watch Fairy Tale! So, that's pretty interesting... I almost fell out of my chair!

Melody: Reviews will be appreciated! Thanks!