Rose Tyler What is this? Doctor?
Doctor Oh, a chatroom
Rose Tyler So you can't say goodbye properly, yet you can set up a chatroom?
Doctor Yep :)
Rose Tyler …
Donna Noble Doctor, you're pizza's burning
Doctor What?
Donna Noble I'm in my room. And I can smell your pizza. It's burning
Doctor What pizza?
Donna Noble Do I have to draw you a bloody diagram? Pizza, Oven, BURNING
Doctor Oh that pizza!
Donna Noble Oh dear….
Captain Jack Harkness Hey boys and girls. Miss me?
Donna Noble Of course :)
Captain Jack Harkness I missed you too
Rose Tyler Really Jack? Really
Captain Jack Harkenss Rosie!
Martha Jones I've got a strange feeling about this…Doctor is it you?
Captain Jack Harkeness Voice of a nightingale :)
Martha Jones Hey Jack :) How's Torchwood
Captain Jack Harkness Good. Missing you though ;)
Doctor OK, I'm back. Pizza's burnt :(
Donna Noble And you JUST got that?
Doctor um….
Eleven Hello
Donna Noble Who's Eleven?
Eleven Me
Donna Noble Well duh….
Eleven The Doctor, but a regeneration on.
Rose Tyler Doctor, how did you do that?
Doctor Spoilers :)
River Song That's my line, sweetie
Eleven River! How's my gorgeous wife
Donna Noble Ha! I knew you were his wife :P
River Song Kind of obvious ;)
Rose Tyler You have a wife?
Captain Jack Harkness Oh no…Everyone LOG OFF
Donna Noble Second that
Captain Jack Harkness and Donna Noble have logged off
Captain Jack Harkness and Donna Noble have logged on
Martha Jones Well done…?
Donna Noble :)
Amy Pond Hello Doctor :)
Eleven Amy!
Rose Tyler Who's Amy?
Rory Williams Hello everyone
Eleven Amy and Rory were my companions
Clara Oswald I'm his companion now :)
Handy Why is my name Handy? Can't I at least be Doctor.2?
Doctor Fine
Handy has changed his name to Doctor.2
Doctor.2 I said AT LEAST
Doctor Yeah?
Doctor.2 Fine…
Captain Jack Harkness Is that everyone?
Doctor I think so. Roll call, Rose?
Rose Tyler Yep
Doctor Martha?
Martha Jones Yes
Doctor Donna?
Donna Noble It's not bloody school Doctor
Doctor Are you here or not?
Donna Noble No, I've gone ten pin bowling…what do you think, dumbo? ;) (Remember that?)
Doctor Oh yeah :) …Handy?
Doctor.2 Yes… -_-
Doctor Over to you, Eleven
Eleven Yay :) Amelia Pond
Amy Pond Amy
Eleven Whatever. Rory the Roman?
Rory Williams Yes
Eleven Clara
Clara Oswald Yep
Eleven That's everyone
River Song ...
Eleven Apart from my darling wife, River. I was just saving you till last
River Song Of course you were sweetie
Eleven :)
Donna Noble So how come I'm a current companion and someone else is at the same time?
Doctor Wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Rose Tyler oh dear…
Martha Jones I remember that
Donna Noble Oh that clears it up, thanks
Doctor My pleasure ;)
Clara Oswald I know how to seriously backfire this on the Doctor
Donna Noble I'm intrigued… :)
Eleven Uh oh…ten, watch out
Doctor I'm scared
Clara Oswald Who can tell the most embarrassing Doctor story?
Donna Noble Ha! Gotcha now, Timeboy! What's scarier than a thousand Daleks? My mum and 8 companions :)
Rose Tyler I've got one. The Ninth Doctor, ears, remember him Jack?
Nine I have also been invited, Miss Tyler, so keep your mouth shut
Rose Tyler Never :) He brought be back 12 months late, thinking it was 12 hours which resulted in a good old Jackie Tyler slap on the cheek
Donna Noble Haha :) I slapped him. I thought he had kidnapped me
River Song I slapped him too.
Doctor You punched me once!
River Song When?
Doctor Spoilers
Rory Williams I punched him once
Eleven Ok…so we've all slapped or punched me at some point in time
Rose Tyler I haven't
Martha Jones I have
Captain Jack Harkeness Hate to say it Doc, Me neither. Doesn't mean I won't though ;)
Amy Pond Wow…I haven't either
Donna Noble He's fun to slap
Doctor Cheers Donna….
Donna Noble :)
Clara Oswald There, sorted
Rose Tyler What is?
Clara Oswald Slapped him :)
Eleven And thanks for that, Clara. You came into the control room JUST TO SLAP ME and then went back to your room…
Clara Oswald Yep :)
Donna Noble I like you :)
Clara Oswald I know. I'm amazing
Martha Jones And very modest
Clara Oswald :P
Doctor Well…at least I'll know Clara's coming to slap me when I'm on this chatroom…
Clara Oswald Yeah, well you knew when I slapped you
Rose Tyler I'm confused
Clara Oswald Me too…
Nine has logged off
Amy Pond Well he's a bit grumpy…
Rose Tyler Tell me about it
Doctor Hey!
Rose Tyler :P The Doctor was a woman once
Captain Jack Harkness Listening extremley intently
Doctor Rose Tyler, when was that?
Rose Tyler On New Earth, Cassandra went inside of him
Doctor That was Cassandra
Rose Tyler Still funny to see :D "So many parts, and hardly used. Two Hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba"
Donna Noble Would have LOVED to see that
Doctor You kissed me as Cassandra
Rose Tyler…Call it even? :P
Doctor Fine
Amy Pond When I first met the Doctor, he turned around and walked right into a tree
Clara Oswald Well, that's just common
Eleven Hey! I had just regenerated. Hey Rose, remember the guy on New Years Eve who you spoke to and you thought was drunk
Rose Tyler Yeah…?
Eleven And he said 'I bet you're going to have a great year'?
Rose Tyler Yeah
Eleven That was me…well, Ten
Rose Tyler No way!
Eleven :)
Captain Jack Harkness Was it you who gave the lottery ticket to Donna?
Donna Noble WHAT?
Eleven …Jack…why?
Captain Jack Harkness I'm sorry :(
Clara Oswald How come you never gave me a lottery ticket :(
Martha Jones Me neither :(
Rose Tyler Me neither
Amy Pond Or me
Rory Williams Or me
River Song Neither
Captain Jack Harkness Oh dear Doc, or me :(
Eleven I'm sorry :)
Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Amy Pond, Rory Williams, Clara Oswald, River Song and Captain Jack Harkness have logged off
Donna Noble It better be a triple rollover ticket
Eleven Spoilers
Doctor I should really talk to the Shadow Procolomation of making a multiuniverse ban against that word
Eleven Could you please?
Donna Noble Bye :)
Eleven Where are you going?
Donna Noble To bed. With all the running you used to make me do, who can blame me
Doctor It's not that bad
Donna Noble Asleep on the keyboard Doctor, Asleep on the keyboard
Eleven Night, Donna Noble
Donna Noble Night. This is a similar format to Facebook
Doctor …I may have just invented Facebook
Donna Noble No surprise there. Night, timeboy's
Donna Noble has logged off
Doctor So what happens to Donna?
Eleven Spoilers
Doctor Remind me to punch myself
Eleven Will do :)
Doctor has logged off
Eleven Hehe by myself….All by myselfffff Don't wanna beeeee all by mysellffff anymorrrreeee...I need help…
Eleven had logged off