Noah's Bloopers!

Hey everyone! I am proud to present to you, the latest chapter of Yu-Gi-Oh Bloopers! Bet that you're all glad that it's not as long a wait as last time! I hope that you all enjoy reading this new chapter and letting me know what you think! And no, I do not own anything associated with Yu-Gi-Oh! (although I wish I did!)

Yami and Joey had finally recovered from watching the last video and made their way back to the office. 'Maybe we should watch a less…. shocking video this time?' suggested Joey, sitting down. 'Good idea.' said Yami, sitting back down at his desk. Slowly, he scrolled through the videos before stopping on one. 'Well, we've seen the good Kaibas; how about the evil Kaiba - Noah?' he suggested. 'Yeah, why not?' grinned Joey. Yami pressed the button.

BEEP!

Noah Bloopers

Season 3 Episode 98

The KaibaCorp blimp was on its way to the Duel Tower for the finals of Battle City when suddenly, it was knocked off course and turned towards another location. A new voice echoed from the monitor. 'Identify yourself!' ordered Kaiba.

'Always barking orders Seto. I've been observing you for quite some time now and it's time to put you in your place. I've seen what you do whenever you're alone in your office!' smirked Noah. 'What is that supposed to mean?!' shouted Kaiba. 'Kaiba, why is your face all red?' grinned Joey.

'Scared him, didn't I?' laughed Noah. 'Let's do that again!' ordered the director.

Season 3 Episode 101

Yugi had just defeated Gansley, the first of the Big Five. Noah was watching from his control centre.

'Looks like Yugi is a stronger duelist than I thought. Or perhaps the Big Four don't have the duelling skills they claim to have.' he said to himself.

'And it looks like you don't have the math skills that you claim to have!' called Tristan. 'You're right, there are five members, not four! I'm sorry!' groaned Noah, holding his head in his hands.

Season 3 Episode 103

Noah was watching Yugi run down the dark hallway. 'Keep running Yugi, you fool.' he sneered. 'I have another destination in mind for you. Unfortunately, it won't take you anywhere near your friends.' He pressed a few buttons.

'Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you….'

Suddenly Rick Astley's song 'Never Gonna Give You Up' was blasted all around the virtual world. Everyone stopped and looked around in shock.

'Sorry! Wrong button!' said Noah, stopping the music. 'Wait, put it back, I like that song!' called Joey.

Season 3 Episode 105

Joey was duelling against Johnson, the third member of the Big Five. Yugi and Tea were watching at the side. Suddenly, Noah appeared, stopping the duel.

Noah had just revealed that Johnson had been cheating throughout the duel. 'I'm bored with your excuses! I brought you five into my Virtual World to help me defeat Seto Kaiba and his friends… but if I could just remember what comes next, we may be able to move on!' he laughed, shaking his head. The rest of the group spluttered into sniggers.

'Speeches are always hard to remember.' said Noah, rubbing his head. 'Hey, at least you're not making friendship speeches all the time!' answered Tea.

BEEP!

Noah was just about to stop the duel between Joey and Johnson, when Joey stepped in. 'Yoo-hoo!' he called. 'I do not appreciate being cat-called when I am in the middle of an important firing!' called Noah, waving his fist at Joey.

Yugi, Joey and Tea spluttered into giggles at hearing that. 'You really had to do that, didn't you?' asked Yugi. 'Hey, it was in the script!' protested Joey.

Season 3 Episode 108

Nesbitt (in Tristan's body) had just kidnapped Mokuba and had given him to Noah. Mokuba had just discovered where he was, and he did not like it one bit!

'Stay away from me! Just wait till my brother finds out!' shouted Mokuba. 'I'm afraid Seto has his hands tied right now.' said Noah, turning on the viewscreen.

'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!'

'What the?!' said Noah, pressing the buttons on the remote. Tristan and Duke were laughing behind the camera. They had swapped channels beforehand and taken the batteries out of the remote control. 'You seriously watch this stuff?' asked Mokuba. 'No!' protested Noah, red in the face.

Season 3 Episode 110

Yugi and Kaiba were looking at a photograph of Noah and his father, Gozaburo Kaiba. 'This has to be a trick - this conversation would have happened over six years ago.' said Kaiba. 'But Noah looks exactly the same in the picture as he does now. He hasn't aged in six years.' said Yugi.

'Well of course not Yugi; a person as young and beautiful as myself can't possibly age so fast.' called Noah. He and Mokuba were on the sitting room set, watching television. 'Well, there's hope for us guys still then!' grinned Duke, smoothing back his hair.

'Ugh, men, you're all so vain.' grumbled Tea as they all went back into position to start again.

Season 3 Episode 114

Noah and Kaiba were facing off in a duel. Kaiba's mind was filled with the thoughts of saving Mokuba. Yugi and the others had burst onto the scene and were now watching with bated breath. Noah was about to reveal his Deck Master to everybody.

'Meet my Deck Master!' he shouted as a huge ships burst out from the depths of the water. 'Shinato's Ark!' The huge ship loomed over everyone, making their jaws drop in shock. But as they watched, a huge wave of water splashed over the side of the ship. The next thing Noah knew, the huge wave of water and fallen all over his head, soaking him to the bone.

'Just my day.' he said, wiping his hair out of his eyes. The others couldn't help but laugh.

Season 3 Episode 119

It was the end of a long and frustrating duel. Yugi was standing victorious, while Noah had fallen to his knees in defeat. He looked up at Yugi, his eyes burning in anger. 'It's not fair! I should be the president of KaibaCorp!' he yelled.

He charged at Yugi, ready to push himself into his body. But as he ran, Noah skidded on a rock and fell flat on his face. Noah lifted his face from the ground in annoyance. 'Why did I expect that to happen?' he said sarcastically.

BEEP!

Noah had lured Mokuba into a virtual video game arcade. Noah stood behind Mokuba, ready to spring his trap. 'So…where's the exit?' asked Mokuba. 'Right here!' said Noah, stepping forward.

'Ow!' Mokuba jumped, rubbing his back. Noah was supposed to step into his body, but instead, just gave Mokuba a sharp jab in the back. He tried again.

'Ow!' Mokuba yelped again. 'This isn't going to work!' he said. 'That's it, I'm done.' said Noah, walking off the set. 'Oh dear.' remarked Kaiba. 'Noah, wait! Take Duke instead!' called Mokuba, running after him. 'Why, you little…' growled Duke, in turn, chasing after Mokuba.

BEEP!

Yami stopped the video. 'I don't think Noah was ever cut out to be a major villain.' remarked Joey. 'Me neither. To be honest, he just was a bit underrated.' added Yami. 'He wasn't the only one though. Who's up next?' asked Joey.

To Be Continued! Let me know what you thought and help me decide who I should do next! Until next time… you know what to do!