Note: THIS STORY IS ADOPTED FROM ABBEYSALVAORE , SHE WROTE THE FIRST AND SECOND CHAPTERS , I'VE WROTE EVERYTHING FROM BEYOND THAT POINT.

chapter 1: Alice

" Alice!" Esme screeched stomping into the living room" I thought we weren't doing this anymore!". "Doing what?" Everyone (but Edward who already knew) asked. "Wife Swap!" Esme exclaimed. Everyone started muttering things about 'stupid Alice', who then looked sad because she could hear everything they were saying. "well Rose isn't doing it!" Boomed Emmet, looking down at Rosalie who smiled back up at him. "and neither us Esme!" Carlisle announced " So I think it's just you." "Wait, what?" Bella asked "anymore?" Bella looked around waiting for an answer, everyone's head turned around to Alice who took a deep breath " well" Alice explained " every 50 years we used to take part in a wife swap and because Edward never had a mate then..." Alice was the cut off by an angry Edward shouting "NO!" and shaking his head furiously "I thought..." Alice continued as though she had not just been rudely interrupted " It was time you and Edward had a go, I mean you have been married for 150 years now and everyone you knew is dead so you couldn't be recognised..." Alice then put on her best pouty face and battered her eyelashes at Bella and Edward. "She's not doing it!" Edward told Alice firmly pulling Bella slightly closer to him " Oh yes she is!" Alice told Edward with a twinkle in her eye "I've seen it! " and with that she skipped off into father forest towing jasper along...

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