Disclaimer: I own nothing the song belongs to Disney and the characters belong to our favourite guy that lives in Texas rick riordan the troll spoilers for house of hades
Dedication: this is dedicated to H. for this and many more wonderful ideas. And also spoilers for HOH
3rd person pov
Frank was sitting in his bed in his house.
His praetor house.
Yes we all know that now frank zhang is praetor of camp J. You don't, fine then I'll explain what happened to you people who have had your head under a rock for 8 months. While the seven(and the awesome Nico di Angelo) were in the house of Hades Jason promoted frank to praetor so that he could control a legion of ghosts. Now on with the tale.
He was thinking. Thinking about his rise to the position praetor when a song came to mind. And of course it was his favourite song from when he was a little boy.
Bless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll
What a pro
Herc could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero just like thatWhen he smiled
The girls went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(on ev'ry "vase")From appearance fees and royalties
Our Herc had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
He could tell you
What the Grecians earn.Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecsHercie, he comes
He sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
Going bonkers
He showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zero to hero a major hunk
Zero to hero and who'da thunkWho put the glad in gladiator?
Hercules!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Hercules
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet
Our favorite flavor
Hercules, Hercules,
Hercules, Hercules
Hercules, HerculesBless my soul
Herc was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
not conceitedHe was a nothin'
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a heroHe hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Herc is a hero
Now he's a hero
Yes indeed!
Of course it was from Heracles, the favourite movie of most demigods, and it suited him perfectly.
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