I AM BACK! I was so busy and lazy and so uninspired but now I am back and I am nervous and I am sorry! ;skjhvsjwlhe;ha If you could hear me I would be speaking fast and breathing so much and be all akjlfsklrwe in your face right now! xD

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

(Gaara POV)

I stared at myself in the mirror and smiled. Neji likes me. Me! Not that bimbo Ten Ten. I laughed and launched myself onto my bed, sighing happily. All I have to do is, wait for my sister to break them up and he is as good as mine.

A Sabaku gets what a Sabaku wants. I smiled to myself and looked at the clock. It was just seven pm. Way too early to sleep. I got up from my bed and went downstairs. I passed Kankuro and I smiled him, he just stood where he was standing gaping at me.

I chuckled and whistled to myself as I continued on my way. Kankuro started to move as he heard me whistle.

"Temari! Temari get over here!" He yelled in a panicked voice.

I looked at him concerned as I followed him down the stairs.

"What's wrong?!" She yelled.

Temari came out of the bathroom wearing gloves and an annoyed look on her face. I headed for the kitchen and grabbed an apple from the fridge. I leaned on the fridge's door as I listened to what Kankuro had to say.

"It's Gaara!" He pointed a shaky finger at me.

"What did I do?" I raised an invisible eyebrow at him.

"He was whistling and he smiled at me!" Kankuro sounded so scared.

Temari looked at me with concern and removed her gloves. She placed a hand to my forehead and looked me in the eyes.

"Are you all right? You don't have a fever," She tried to check my eyes but I batted her hand away.

"I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much!" I said it with as much annoyance as I could.

"Shit. He's even thanking you!" Kankuro yelled and ran to the medical kit we had.

"Do you think we should call an ambulance?" Temari asked him with concern.

I looked at them annoyed, my good mood totally destroyed.

"I do not need an ambulance or hospital or an operation. Is it so wrong for me to be happy?" I asked them with a lot of hostility.

"Happy?" Temari looked at me in disbelief.

"Yes. Happy. You know joy?" I told them bluntly.

The room was sent into silence until Kankuro opened his mouth.

"You're happy? You? Gaara no Sabaku? The most killjoy person I know?" His voice was weak but cautious.

I snorted and nodded leaving my apple on the table. I headed up the stairs and didn't look back until I was at the top.

"Yeah. Just break those two apart and I'll be happy forever," I smirked at their reactions and left them together.

"Did Gaara just tell us, he knows we're trying to set him up with Neji?" Temari seemed to be asking this more to herself than to Kankuro.

"I think so, sis," Kankuro answered, staring after Gaara's retreating form.

"Tell me again why we're doing this?" Kiba angrily whispered at Shino.

"Temari told us to do it," He replied calmly.

"… You'll do anything for her," Kiba mumbled

"You want me to do something to you right now?" Shino countered.

I felt my lip twitch as I listened to their banter. I turned around before they could continue and silently put my finger to my lips. They both nodded and we crouched low under her window. Temari wanted us to watch over the target which meant watching the bitch queen.

"Tell me why we're stalking her?" Kiba asked heatedly.

I peeked from the ledge and slid the window open then silently hoisted myself up and helped them in.

"We're not stalking, we're investigating," I told him.

I walked down the hallway and tried the first door to my left. I pushed it open and peered inside.

"Why are we 'investigating' her then?" Kiba asked.

This boy annoyed me with all the questions.

"Just shut up," I told him.

"Bingo," I found her room.

"Typical," Kiba snorted as we walked into her stupid pink room.

The door slammed behind us, followed by a flash, and the three of us jumped in surprise.

"Got you!" Ten Ten smirked holding up a camera.

"Shit!" Kiba lunged at her.

Shino held him back and looked at her calmly.

"Give us the camera and we won't hurt you," He said.

I narrowed my eyes and walked slowly to the side of the room while she was focused on him.

"Hah! You're the ones who will get hurt if you don't listen to what I say," she looked at me as continued "Don't even think about striking me. My parents are home and I will scream,"

I stood up straight and folded my arms across my chest. She looked so stupid lying to us. Shino checked the house and we know it's empty.

"What do you want?" Shino asked her nonetheless.

She looked so proud and triumphant that she caught us that all I rolled my eyes and snorted at her. She glared at me then smirked.

"First, I want him to give up on Neji. He's mine. Second, I want you three to be my slaves. You do what I say, whatever I say. Third, I want to use your popularity to boost mine! This means supporting me, complimenting me, and adoring me. Also, Gaara's off limits to anyone, he's everyone's Gaara," She smirked at us.

Shino sighed and looked at Kiba and me.

"She really is an annoying bitch," he told us.

Kiba started to laugh while I just nodded in his direction.

"So what'll we do now Shino?" I asked him calmly.

I turned to him fully while keeping the whore in my peripheral vision. I smirked at how pissed off she looked.

"Just let me handle this," He turned to Kiba "Did you bring what I told you to bring?"

"Yeah, here," he handed Shino something I couldn't see.

I watched bemusedly as they took a few steps away from her.

"You'll regret going inside my house," she scowled at us.

"Oh please, you're a stupid whore who looks like a troll," Kiba said as Shino threw something at her it hit the floor and disappeared.

"You idiot! Gaara is still in range!" Shino hissed.

"Ah shit!" Kiba said as everything around me got hazy.

I fell to my knees as the dizziness pounded my head. I felt my eyes begin to shut whatever Kiba threw was powerful. I grabbed whoever was nearest to me.

"Don't let me near that bitch," I said before I passed out completely.

(Third POV)

Shino sighed as he sat Gaara against the wall.

"I told you to wait until Gaara was out of range,"

"I'm sorry! Didn't you say that what Temari wants is important?" Kiba told him innocently.

Shino's eyebrows rose as he looked at Kiba.

I guess my dog boy has to understand what he is to me.

Shino thought as he smirked and took a step towards Kiba slowly. Kiba sensed Shino was planning something.

"W-what are you going to do Shino?"

"Walking,"

Shino took a step closer and Kiba took a step back he kept advancing until his lover was backed up against the Ten Ten's pink bed.

"A dead end Kiba," Shino told him.

Kiba looked around nervously and tried to escape but Shino lunged at him and pinned his arms to the bed, his body trapped in between Shino's.

"Shino!" He whined.

Shino nipped and sucked at his exposed skin, leaving a trail of marks on his neck. Kiba was trying to suppress a groan which made his lover frown.

"I want to hear that sexy moan,"Shino said nipping at Kiba's earlobe.

He gathered Kiba's hands into one of his own and started exploring the body under his. Shino grinded into his lover using his thigh causing Kiba to elicit an erotic moan.

"That's more like it,"

"Shino not here!" Kiba panted

"And why not? We're already on a bed," Shino asked between hot kisses.

He pushed Kiba's shirt up and started to trail kisses down the boy's chest. He let go of Kiba's hands and tweaked a nipple while sucking the other one. Shino smirked as Kiba arched into his touch and moaned wantonly.

"Thisisherbed!"

Shino loved it when Kiba became a mess because of him.

"I don't mind the place as long as I can do you," Shino told him but slowly got up.

"Kinky bastard," His lover muttered.

"Keep that in mind," Shino kissed him on the lips.

Kiba started pulling down his shirt while Shino prepared everything they'll need. After a few minutes of arranging Ten Ten's room to make it look like there wasn't any disturbances they placed her on her bed. Shino took her camera and deleted the photo she took.

"Do you have the damn bottle?" Kiba asked as he went to her bathroom

"Yeah, it's here," Shino brought out Temari's concoction.

"Give it here, I found her bathroom," Kiba called out.

Shino tossed him the bottle and went to get Gaara. Kiba went inside the bathroom and peeled off the label of the shampoo bottle and placed it on Temari's bottle.

"Are you done?" Shino appeared at the doorway with Gaara slumped against him.

"Yeah, I hope this is worth it," Kiba said grabbing Gaara's free arm.

"Neji's worth it I guess,"

"Let's get out of here," Kiba started to lead the way "And continue what you started," he mumbled under his breath fully aware that Shino can hear him.

"With pleasure," Shino said.

(Gaara POV)

I groaned as I regained consciousness. I can't really remember what we were doing but I remember we had to do something for Temari.

"What happened?"

I squinted around the room I was in. It was already dark outside and I was back home inside my own room.

"You were hit with one of my toys,"

The lights were suddenly turned on and I covered my eyes against the light. When I could see properly a calm Shino and nervous Kiba were looking at me.

"Sorry about that, I forgot you were still in range," Kiba told me while hiding behind Shino.

I rolled my eyes and nodded. I forgot he was an idiot.

"So what hit me?" I asked Shino, curiously.

"This," he showed a little white ball "When it hits the ground it disappears and releases a colorless and odorless knock out drug that is powerful enough to make you unconscious for... seven hours."

"Shit! What time is it?" I asked them.

"Well considering that we were at the bitch's house at two and you were hit with another of these" Kiba chuckled nervously "four am."

"I was asleep for fourteen damn hours?!" I yelled.

I turned to Shino and glared at him

"I thought you said it'd make me unconscious for seven hours,"

"That's kind of a funny story..."

I turned to the dog boy and waited for his explanation silently.

"Iaccidentallyhityouwithanotherone," he said really quickly, while hiding behind his lover.

"You did what?" I growled

"Ah Gaara's back to himself again I see," Kankuro said as he opened the door.

I glared at him, he shrugged, and handed me a plate of food.

"Temari didn't cook this right?" I asked him nervously.

"Just eat, I promise it's not poisoned," he said with a smirk.

I shrugged and took a bite of the pasta in front of me. It was delicious, this means Temari didn't cook this. I sighed in relief and took another bite.

"Where'd you get this?" I asked him.

"Your boyfriend cooked it for you while you were unconscious," Kankuro snickered.

I froze and turned to Shino and Kiba.

"Neji was here?"

"Neji is here," Kiba said.

"He wouldn't leave your side until Temari forced him to relax. He's probably asleep in her room right now," Shino told him a bit bored.

"Oh and the blonde kid and the emo are here too," Kankuro said before leaving

"Naruto and Sasuke are here? Sweet!" Kiba said before following after him.

"I guess you're going to Neji, so I'll just go after him," Shino quietly followed his boyfriend.

I waited a few minutes before I made my way into the hall and to the end of the hall where Temari's room was. I took a deep breath before slowly turning her door open.

"Neji," I whispered.

I opened the door wider to find him asleep on the bed his hair fanned out from his face. He was whimpering and looking as if he was having a nightmare.

"G... ga... gaara," he whimpered.

I felt my heart stop. He was dreaming of me. Damn it! Was I hurting him?!

"Don't l...leave me," he mumbled and shifted to his side.

I hesitated before slowly walking over to the side of the bed. I grabbed his hand and petted his head.

"shh, I'm here. I won't leave you," I whispered to him.

He sighed contentedly and shifted closer to me. He was still wearing the cat costume, what a troublesome little kitten. I smiled and watched him sleep, just like this.

I know, I know. I've been so inactive and right now I am not really at my best am I? If you want any of the character pairings (Shikamaru x Temari, Gaara x Neji, Shino x Kiba, Sasuke x Naruto) to have a hot moment just pm me xD

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