Being James T. Kirk's cousin was hard. Very hard.

"James!" I yelled. "Help me!"

I jumped clear over his chair and hid on the other side.

"What is going on?" My cousin asked. I gulped and looked up at him pleadingly.

"Physical." I sqeaked. Jim's face paled.

"And you brought him in here!?" He yelled questioningly.

"Oops?" I said smiling. The doors slid open and me and Jim ran as fast as we could.

"We need to tire him out, and then avoid him." Jim said.

"Yes completely." I muttered. "I only work with the guy!" I yelled.

I ran into a wall and fell onto my ass. I saw Jim streak past me. Looking up I saw the scowling face of my PA. "Shit." I muttered. still sitting I ducked, got to my feet and ran past him. Taking the Doctor by surprise.

"God damnit woman!" Bones growled.

I caught up to Jim. "You traitor!" I screamed. He looked at me with surprise.

"I thought he got you!"

"Almost. It was close." I said dramatically.

Jim looked over his shoulder and paled.

"He's gaining!" He called out. I gulped.

"Shit." I said. I turned and ran down a hallway. I turned my head slightly and saw Bones gaining on me. "How the hell do you keep gaining old man!?" I asked. An arm wrapped around my waist and held me tight.

"I am not an old man." Bones growled in my ear. I shivered and squirmed in his grasp.

"Um... you weren't supposed to hear the last part." I said grimacing. The hypo was shoved into my neck.

"GOD DAMNIT!" I yelped. Jim turned the corner and barreled right into us. I got to my feet sluggishly. "Jim, help me!" I called out. Jim lifted me into his arms and ran like hell. "Our secret place!" I muttered. I felt us turn a corner and another. I felt him move his arm to open the door and then it went dark. "Jim?" I asked.

"Yeah?" He asked.

"Turn the bloody lights on." I slurred.

"Damn woman, what did he do to you?" He asked chuckling. I glared at the words.

"Sedative." I murmured. "Please fire him."

"No can do." He said. I arched a brow, not that he could see it.

"Why not?" I asked.

"He's the best damned doctor I have ever been to." Jim said. I yawned.

"Same here." I said.

"So then why do you both hate physicals?" The doctor's voice carried, then light filled the room.

"Oh Shit! (shit)"