"I can't believe I'm eating tinned soup of all things." Muttered Integra. "And I still can't believe Walter would allow ill workers to make the food!"
"Mhmm, it's a mystery alright." They were making their way down the hall, Integra being carried in Alucard's arms with a bowl of Heinz tomato soup in her hands.
"And they sneezed directly into the bowl you say?"
"Yup, snot everywhere, it was brutal."
"That's disgusting."
"Yup!"
She continued to ponder this as he carried her into the living room and stopped dead. She looked up from her soup when she herd growling coming from her pet vampire. The TV was on with the volume turned down low. The only other light other than the animated characters on screen, came from a small lamp on the table next to the couch, creating a warm glow in the rom. lying on said couch and curled up together was the mercenary she'd hired to replace her army and her second pet vampire. Pip was lying there, arm behind his head and the other wrapped around the shoulders of Seres who was half lying on top of him, both fast asleep.
"What, is he doing?" Alucard snarled quietly.
"Why aren't they working more to the point?" Muttered Integra.
"His arm is around her."
"I've looked at the army's regime, today isn't a day off."
"Honestly the nerve of this man!"
She snapped her head back round to him. "Oh for heaven's sake she's a woman Alucard, and more than capable of protecting herself!"
"He has bad intentions!"
"She has super strength!"
He snorted and turned around in search of one of the other many living rooms in the manor. "Yeah but not super intelligence!"
"She is fully ACHEW!"
"You just got soup on me!"
"You wear red anyway its fine." She mumbled wiping her nose before resting her head on Alucard. "Find me a place to rest servant."
He smirked. "Yes master. They did look very comply there didn't they."
"Mmm." She nodded into his coat. "Don't get any ideas."
"You don't trust me?"
"…Maybe just this once then."