Disclaimer: Definitely don't own CCS. Pretend to, don't though. Will bite
if this is mention in my presence.
I saw something like this for 'Harry Potter' and thought it hilariously funny; I've decided to do one for CCS. Hope you all like it!
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
Made up at 11:30 by: Odd World
~Letters from Sakura~
OR: Sakura's Outbox
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org, Tomoyo Daidoji [email protected], Eriol Hiiragizawa [email protected], Yukito Tsukishiro [email protected], Chiharu Mihara [email protected], Naoko Yanagisawa [email protected], Rika Sasaki [email protected], Takashi Yamazaki [email protected], Nakuru Akizuki [email protected], Kaho Mizuki [email protected]
Subject: WAI!!!
Konnichiwa minna-san!
My wonderful Otou-san saved up and bought Onii-chan and me a computer! Isn't that the best? Now I'll be able to keep up with everyone ^_^!!! I'm so happy! Wai!
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: Hello.
Dearest Syaoran-kun,
Yes I'm keeping in touch with Eriol-san, why do you ask? I don't think he'd appreciate what you called him in your letter. I don't think he's the Spawn of Satan! I don't know why you don't like him; he was on our side all along! And no, I don't find Tomoyo-chan's e-mail address suspicious. Why is it? Please tell me! I'm confused! ^_^ I can't wait 'till our next date! Unfortunately Onii-chan was looking over my shoulder while I was reading your letter, so you better come in by the back door.
Love you lots,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Spinel Sun [email protected]
Subject: Re: Damned Ruby Moon!
Dear Spinel-san,
I'm so sorry you had to hear about me getting a computer from Nakuru-san! I didn't know you used computers, much less had an e-mail address! Gomen nasai! Gomen nasai!!!
I hope you are well, and please don't let Nakuru-san get to you!
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
PS: Kero-chan wants to know how you can type without any fingers. He's considering getting an e-mail address of his own, but he couldn't before because I refused to type for him.
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Tomoyo Daidoji [email protected]
Subject: Kero's got an address
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
Spinel-san told Kero-chan how to type. All he has to do is turn into his true form and file his claws so they are blunt (which I had to do for him -_-*) and then he can type! But he did scare Otou-san one evening. I'm thankful I told Otou-san about him before, but it still startled him. He didn't expect a lion to be at the computer!
His e-mail is [email protected] ^_^. He'll probably tell you about it, but knowing Kero-chan, he'll get impatient, click the 'send' button lots of times, and flood your inbox. You should watch out for that.
I had a fun date with Syaoran-kun last night, but there was some trouble with Onii-chan when we got back. It involved a spatula and a carrot. I don't know if Syaoran-kun would like it if I told you the details.
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Eriol Hiiragizawa [email protected]
Subject: Ohayou!
Dear Eriol-san,
I'm glad to hear everything is going so well in England. My own two guardians are acting great! Syaoran-kun and I are getting along splendidly. He still has some hard feelings against you, but I think we can change that ~_^
What do you mean when you say, "beware the 24th"? Come to think of it, that's the day of my next date with Syaoran-kun! What's going to happen?
Why is your address "concentrated_evil"? That's a funny name.
Tell Mizuki-sensei I said hello!
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Takashi Yamazaki [email protected]
Subject: Re: Did you know.
Dear Yamazaki-kun,
No, I didn't know that bears originally had 10-foot long tails. That would be a strange sight! Don't worry, I won't tell Chiharu-chan you told me this. Why don't you want her to know about bears?
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Chiharu Mihara [email protected]
Subject: Re: LIES! ALL LIES!!!
Dear Chiharu-chan,
Hoe! How did you know that what Yamazaki-kun told me in his last letter?! And how did you know it was a lie?! Hoeeee! Scary T_T!!!
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Cerberus Beast of the Seal [email protected]
Subject: none
Dear Kero-chan,
Now just because there wasn't enough pudding for you last night was no reason to send me hate mail! That's not nice! I'm your friend!
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Tomoyo Daidoji [email protected]
Subject: Disastrous!
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
It was horrible! Just absolutely horrible! Syaoran and I went to a very nice restaurant on our last date and guess who was there too? Onii-chan! He was eating with Yukito-san when we came! The waiter sat us across the room from them and when Onii-chan saw us, he got very angry. He watched us the whole time, but Syaoran-kun didn't know because his back was facing him. And when we were finished eating, Syaoran leaned forward to kiss me and Onii-chan threw his dinner plate at Syaoran-kun's head! Then Syaoran set Onii-chan's arm on fire! Oh, it was horrible: the police came and every thing! But Syaoran was having a concussion so they couldn't really arrest him. Onii-chan is in jail, Syaoran-kun is in the hospital, and Kero-chan just won't stop laughing! It's NOT funny! Can you call me? We should go visit Syaoran-kun later. Otou-san would come too, but he has to pay Onii- chan's bail.
With Luv,
Sakura
PS: Eriol had said something like 'beware the 24th'. This was what he was warning me against! I can't do anything about that now though.
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Touya Kinomoto [email protected]
Subject: Re: Did I get him good? Did I?
Onii-chan,
No, you did NOT do permanent brain damage to Syaoran-kun. When you sent this letter, I was visiting him with Tomoyo-chan. And I'm not talking to you anymore! That was a horrible thing to do! I'm just sending this letter to tell you he's all right. And you won't be charged with attempted murder because Syaoran just can't remember what happened.
Sakura Kinomoto
~*~
A/N: Okay, okay, I know: this was weird. But that's just who I am, people! And this was only a type of prologue, thus the shortness of it. So you know what I want you to do? REVIEW! Tell me what you think, tell me if I made any spelling errors, suggest what you want to see done next. Touya's inbox? Tomoyo's outbox? Junk mail? Chain letters? Your wish is my command! So review! The more reviews I get, the faster I'll make the next chapter! Toodles!
I saw something like this for 'Harry Potter' and thought it hilariously funny; I've decided to do one for CCS. Hope you all like it!
Card Captor Sakura Gets a Computer
Made up at 11:30 by: Odd World
~Letters from Sakura~
OR: Sakura's Outbox
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org, Tomoyo Daidoji [email protected], Eriol Hiiragizawa [email protected], Yukito Tsukishiro [email protected], Chiharu Mihara [email protected], Naoko Yanagisawa [email protected], Rika Sasaki [email protected], Takashi Yamazaki [email protected], Nakuru Akizuki [email protected], Kaho Mizuki [email protected]
Subject: WAI!!!
Konnichiwa minna-san!
My wonderful Otou-san saved up and bought Onii-chan and me a computer! Isn't that the best? Now I'll be able to keep up with everyone ^_^!!! I'm so happy! Wai!
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Syaoran Li magicwolf@li_clan.org
Subject: Re: Hello.
Dearest Syaoran-kun,
Yes I'm keeping in touch with Eriol-san, why do you ask? I don't think he'd appreciate what you called him in your letter. I don't think he's the Spawn of Satan! I don't know why you don't like him; he was on our side all along! And no, I don't find Tomoyo-chan's e-mail address suspicious. Why is it? Please tell me! I'm confused! ^_^ I can't wait 'till our next date! Unfortunately Onii-chan was looking over my shoulder while I was reading your letter, so you better come in by the back door.
Love you lots,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Spinel Sun [email protected]
Subject: Re: Damned Ruby Moon!
Dear Spinel-san,
I'm so sorry you had to hear about me getting a computer from Nakuru-san! I didn't know you used computers, much less had an e-mail address! Gomen nasai! Gomen nasai!!!
I hope you are well, and please don't let Nakuru-san get to you!
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
PS: Kero-chan wants to know how you can type without any fingers. He's considering getting an e-mail address of his own, but he couldn't before because I refused to type for him.
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Tomoyo Daidoji [email protected]
Subject: Kero's got an address
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
Spinel-san told Kero-chan how to type. All he has to do is turn into his true form and file his claws so they are blunt (which I had to do for him -_-*) and then he can type! But he did scare Otou-san one evening. I'm thankful I told Otou-san about him before, but it still startled him. He didn't expect a lion to be at the computer!
His e-mail is [email protected] ^_^. He'll probably tell you about it, but knowing Kero-chan, he'll get impatient, click the 'send' button lots of times, and flood your inbox. You should watch out for that.
I had a fun date with Syaoran-kun last night, but there was some trouble with Onii-chan when we got back. It involved a spatula and a carrot. I don't know if Syaoran-kun would like it if I told you the details.
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Eriol Hiiragizawa [email protected]
Subject: Ohayou!
Dear Eriol-san,
I'm glad to hear everything is going so well in England. My own two guardians are acting great! Syaoran-kun and I are getting along splendidly. He still has some hard feelings against you, but I think we can change that ~_^
What do you mean when you say, "beware the 24th"? Come to think of it, that's the day of my next date with Syaoran-kun! What's going to happen?
Why is your address "concentrated_evil"? That's a funny name.
Tell Mizuki-sensei I said hello!
With Luv,
Sakura Kinomoto
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Takashi Yamazaki [email protected]
Subject: Re: Did you know.
Dear Yamazaki-kun,
No, I didn't know that bears originally had 10-foot long tails. That would be a strange sight! Don't worry, I won't tell Chiharu-chan you told me this. Why don't you want her to know about bears?
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Chiharu Mihara [email protected]
Subject: Re: LIES! ALL LIES!!!
Dear Chiharu-chan,
Hoe! How did you know that what Yamazaki-kun told me in his last letter?! And how did you know it was a lie?! Hoeeee! Scary T_T!!!
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Cerberus Beast of the Seal [email protected]
Subject: none
Dear Kero-chan,
Now just because there wasn't enough pudding for you last night was no reason to send me hate mail! That's not nice! I'm your friend!
With Luv,
Sakura
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Tomoyo Daidoji [email protected]
Subject: Disastrous!
Dear Tomoyo-chan,
It was horrible! Just absolutely horrible! Syaoran and I went to a very nice restaurant on our last date and guess who was there too? Onii-chan! He was eating with Yukito-san when we came! The waiter sat us across the room from them and when Onii-chan saw us, he got very angry. He watched us the whole time, but Syaoran-kun didn't know because his back was facing him. And when we were finished eating, Syaoran leaned forward to kiss me and Onii-chan threw his dinner plate at Syaoran-kun's head! Then Syaoran set Onii-chan's arm on fire! Oh, it was horrible: the police came and every thing! But Syaoran was having a concussion so they couldn't really arrest him. Onii-chan is in jail, Syaoran-kun is in the hospital, and Kero-chan just won't stop laughing! It's NOT funny! Can you call me? We should go visit Syaoran-kun later. Otou-san would come too, but he has to pay Onii- chan's bail.
With Luv,
Sakura
PS: Eriol had said something like 'beware the 24th'. This was what he was warning me against! I can't do anything about that now though.
~*~
From: Sakura Kinomoto [email protected]
To: Touya Kinomoto [email protected]
Subject: Re: Did I get him good? Did I?
Onii-chan,
No, you did NOT do permanent brain damage to Syaoran-kun. When you sent this letter, I was visiting him with Tomoyo-chan. And I'm not talking to you anymore! That was a horrible thing to do! I'm just sending this letter to tell you he's all right. And you won't be charged with attempted murder because Syaoran just can't remember what happened.
Sakura Kinomoto
~*~
A/N: Okay, okay, I know: this was weird. But that's just who I am, people! And this was only a type of prologue, thus the shortness of it. So you know what I want you to do? REVIEW! Tell me what you think, tell me if I made any spelling errors, suggest what you want to see done next. Touya's inbox? Tomoyo's outbox? Junk mail? Chain letters? Your wish is my command! So review! The more reviews I get, the faster I'll make the next chapter! Toodles!