Frank and The Fire
All ownership of the characters goes to Genndy Tartakovsky and Sony Pictures.
Frank is always scared of fire, this is why he is so scared of it.

Old Castle, 1760: Frank was sitting with Mort the Mad Scientist, the guy who made him. They were doing tests to see exactly what could hurt him.

"Pitchfork, are you ready Frank?" said Mort

"Go ahead Doc." At this Mort jabs the pitchfork into Franks leg. Frank sits there as it sinks and than says. "Nah, nothin."

"Fascinating, you can feel it when I push against you, but your pain receptors are completely inert as it would appear."

"Anything else we need to test Doc?" says Frank

"No that's about it Frank, go ahead and get ready for dinner."

"As Frank was setting the table he accidentally knocked over the candle holder and set the table ablaze. The fire moved quickly from the table cloth to Frank's hand and up his arm.

"AHHHHHH DOC HELP I'M BURNING. OW OW OW OW." By now Frank was almost covered in flames.

"Get outside Frank! Hurry it's raining!" said Mort. Frank ran out the door while Mort grabbed the water buckets and started to put out the flames. Outside Frank was feeling very relieved by the rain, after he was put out he walked back inside.

"Sorry about that Doc, it really hurt though. What happened to me not feeling pain?"

"Hmmm, it appears extreme heat is the only thing that can hurt you, fire is definitely extreme heat."
So fire bad?" says Frank.

Yes Frank fire bad, fire very very bad.

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