Random and Regular Days in Smash Mansion

Welcome to (yet another) randomness fic!

Alright, before I continue, here's the deal. There will be characters that are NOT in the Tournaments that will appear.

GASP I know, it sounds farfetched. But sure, Blaze and the rest of the Sonic Girls will appear. Malon, Daisy, Rosalina, Viridi and many other characters will probably be making an appearance and stay for a while.

Also, I take story requests! Yay! So you can either ask:

What character you want to see in the next chapter.

What moment of hilarity you want to see.

So, that's about it! Oh, and I won't be taking ALL requests I see, so be warned!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own any characters that appear in certain video games or the Super Smash Bros series. I do however own, well, whatever characters I say I own!

Chapter Uno: Comic Con Mishap

It was a day of half excitement, half dread.

T'was the day of Comic Con coming to Smashville.

Now, most people would be happy about this, for Comic Con was a place where you could get many sorts of DVDs, Manga, Costumes and Video Games. But for the male smashers, it only brought pure fear. For it was the meeting place for one of the most feared horrors in the existence of life.

Fangirls.

OF COURSE THE GUYS WERE SCARED OF THEM. THEY'RE TERRIFYING ONCE THEY SPOT ONE OF THE MALE SMASHERS. Link, Ike, Marth and some others had been running and hiding from them for a long time now.

Link, for example, had been hiding since Ocarina of Time came. Whoever in the Sacred Realm came up with that design for him should be hanged, burnt on a wooden stake and stabbed in face repeatedly (His words, not mine.).

So, if they're afraid of Fangirls, why are all the male smashers going to Comic Con? This was the very question the female smashers asked them the day Comic Con came…

….

"So, Link, remind me again why you and the other guys are going to Comic Con when you DISTINCTLY SAID that the place was Fangirl paradise and you'd never set foot in there?" Zelda demanded, crossing her arms and glaring fiercely at Link. The guys had gotten all their currencies and were preparing to set out for the Convention Center when they were confronted by the girls.

"For Farore's sake-Zelda, I told you already! It's all about popularity. We buy some stuff, get some stuff for free, charge people money for our autographs and run like hell if we see any Fangirl mobs coming our way! After we're done, we're going to come straight back here, no side trips!" explained Link for the twenty-first time. Link was already lagging behind the group now, with only Pit and Sonic still with him. Pit was hugging Samus (Not very secretive about their relationship, huh?) while Sonic was awkwardly watching them as he counted his rings. Crystal had led the other girls into the lobby to wait for their arrival.

"Sigh, fine, you can go. But ONLY if you PROMISE to come back before midnight." said Zelda sternly.

"Yeah, yeah, thanks." said Link, running outside just as Sonic and Pit exited. Zelda walked into the lobby and watched as the guys boarded a bus headed for the Convention Center until they were out of sight. Zelda sighed as she thought of Link's safety and sanity that would hopefully not be changed after this The lobby was where smashers and guests usually waited for someone they were expecting, so it was a nice, cozy room with dozens of chairs and a big table with magazines in the center. It had a fireplace (Which, to the joy of everyone, was extinguished for the summer) and some potted plants could be seen here and there. The other girls had all piled into chairs and were preparing to start a game of charades. Sighing once again, Zelda decided to join them, for it was the only thing she could do. There were none of the magazines she liked there, so she basically sat there and prayed to the Hylian goddesses that Link and the guys would return soon.

5 HOURS LATER…

The clock bonged for one o clock in the morning. Zelda kept her eyes on Crystal as she did her charades bit. Nobody had been able to figure out what she had been doing so far. Crystal was waving her fist in the air and randomly bumping into things as she played an invisible instrument. "Er… A drunken musician?" guessed Zelda, for she was the only one who hadn't given up yet. Crystal facepalmed at Zelda's response and shook her head no. "Well, that's my last guess. I give up. What WERE you Crystal?" asked Zelda, throwing her hands into the air in exasperation.

"Wow, you guys suck at guessing! Squidward in a hangover!" giggled Crystal. All the girls facepalmed at their stupidity. Who else would have chosen such a completely strange thing other than Crystal? Just then, the girls heard the door open and the boys, severely injured, fell inside. All the girls screamed and ran to them, most of them picking up their boyfriends while the others just shook the people from the same series awake.

"What the Reverse World happened to you guys?!" asked Pikachu, who had gotten Lucario on his feet again and had her heart-shaped tail (A common feature for female Pikachus, which she had hidden in the first two smash tournaments) shown.

"WE WERE BEATEN UP BY SAILOR MOON!" cried Marth. All the girls remained silent and halted their efforts to support the guys.

"…Do you think they're high, delusional or psycho?" whispered Pika to Jigglypuff. Unfortunately, Ike overheard Pika and frowned.

"HEY! We're telling the truth! We were just starting phase 3 of our master plan (For those who don't know: Autograph selling) when that… That… SHE-DEVIL came in with all her Guardians or whatever to pile in money too! They thought we were taking all the rich ones away, so they beat us up and threw us into a dumpster! Then the garbage truck came and shipped us away to the dump! And, after that, we had to walk all the way back here!" yelled Ike, making an emphasis on the matter. The girls remained silent.

"…Psycho." whispered Jiggly in response to Pika. Crystal, in the meantime, hadn't gone to help out Kirby or Meta at all. Instead, she was making the Triforce out of Pixos. She absent-mindedly, after finishing her Triforce and waiting for it to dry, worked on decorating a duffel bag. The girls guided the guys back to their rooms and crashed down into their own beds, ready to sleep after waiting for the guys so long. Crystal still sat there, decorating her duffel. She heard a quick knock on the door, as if someone was in a hurry. Crystal put down her duffel (Which now had a detailed drawing of… Er, a Sonaze moment) and opened the door to find Sailor Moon and the other Guardians standing there.

"You got the money? Make it quick, I think the pink guy saw us come in." asked the Guardian of justice herself. Crystal dug around in her hat until she pulled out 15,000 dollars (Cash, I wonder where she got all that?) and handed it the Sailor Mercury.

"There you go. Thanks again for coming here on such short notice." said Crystal, shaking Sailor Pluto's hand.

"No problem! Nothing was happening anyways!" claimed Sailor Chibi Moon. Crystal decided not to mention that a new villain was taking over Tokyo as they spoke. The Planet Guardians bid farewell to Crystal as she happily watched the video of the guys getting beaten up. Unfortunately for her, she decided to watch Marble Hornets before going to bed.

End of chapter! Yay! Well, that's all for now, so just R&R-

Smashers: THERE YOU ARE!

WHAT THE-HOW DID YOU ALL GET IN THE FOURTH WALL?!

Smashers: The door was open.

DAMMIT CRYSTALLLLL (Gets beaten to a pulp by the Smashers)