Hey guys! I'm not dead. In fact I'm currently working to update hopefully everything in the near future. I've been struggling with school lately, which is why I've been absent for so long. I've been trying not to fail my Calculus class, and so far I've managed to keep a C average. However it recently dropped to a D so I'm now working my butt off to fix that. Anyway I missed writing and needed a break so here's this.

Also if any of you play Dragon Age I posted a Zevran fic yesterday. It's just a one-shot so check it out! :) (Shamelessly advertising self XD)

I don't own Naruto.

Enjoy.

Pein looked down at the helpless people before him. "That's right, beg and plead." He said as he watched their panicked expression. "Know your place mortals. I am your god!" His eyes grew fierce. "Your toilet is mine and-!"

"What are you doing?" Pein let out a very unmanly squeak that made Katerina role her eyes. "You know as the leader of the most feared ninja organization in the world you're pretty oblivious." She looked over Pein's shoulder and snorted. "You're playing the Sims 3. Why?"

"They needed to be put in place by their god." Pein said lowly.

"You took out their toilet. I could take a hammer and do the same thing to us." Katerina deadpanned. "Anyways stop playing around; I want to check the organization's facebook page." Pein mumbled something about being all powerful before saving and quitting his game. "Stupid god complex." Katerina muttered as he walked away."

"I heard that."

"You were supposed to." She replied sweetly as she logged on. "Let's see, Kakashi Hatake, Sabaku no Gaara, Chiyo Oh, – HEY SASORI YOUR GRANDMA LIKED OUR PAGE!" "Don't care." "Fuck you – Orochimaru…eww, and that's it. Four new likes, not bad." She moved over to check the messages. " And now for the threats: We will find you, signed Sunagakure, Your demise is coming, signed Konohagakure, and…" Katerina stared at the screen blankly for a moment before reading loudly. "Itachi and Katerina your deaths will be far from swift. I will find you and you will pay, do you hear me? PAY! I'm growing stronger by the day, and nothing is going to stop me. Except for bunnies. THE BUNNIES ARE EVIL! Signed Sasuke." It took her another minute before she fell on the floor laughing.

Just about that moment Itachi entered the room. "Do I want to know?"

"I-I think…your brother's off his pills." She gasped as tears ran down her face.

Itachi looked at the screen and sighed. "He never did like rabbits." He reached to pull Katerina up.

"Sasuke's crazy, you know that right?" She asked leaning against him.

"And that makes you…"

"Hey!"

"I'm kidding." He smirked. Katerina hit him lightly sticking her tongue out at him. "Keep that up and I'll bite it." Katerina squeaked turning red.

"Oi, not in the common room." Pein's voice said from the corner. "Can I have the computer back now?"

"No, the last thing we need is to fuel your god complex." Katerina said sternly.

"Last I check I was the leader of this organization." Pein told her. "You do well to remember that."

"Hmmm, okay oh great and powerful leader." A scheming expression suddenly crossed over Katerina's features. "I'll leave you to that then." Then she slipped from the room as swiftly as a cat.

Itachi thought about stopping what she was up to but decided against it. Chances are he'd just get dragged into whatever she had planned.

Hours later Pein finished playing with the virtual lives and went to retire to his bedroom. When he entered the adjacent bathroom he froze. Where the toilet once was there was now a pile of shattered porcelain. "KATERINA!"

Her laughter could be heard throughout the hideout. "I told you it was easy!"

Pein was going to kill that girl…

And there is yet another chapter for you all. This was inspired after my friend and I were both playing the Sims 3 and she commented on how we were basically god. XD Good times.

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