"What is this…thing?" Loki asked the billionaire genius as he pointed to a device on the table next to Stark. "It's called a 'cell phone'. It's what we use to communicate over long distances." Tony added when Loki looked confused. Loki's ignorance on modern technology dumbfounded him. "How does it function?" Loki picked it up on one hand. "One sec." Tony rushed out of the room. Loki stared at it.

Suddenly, it started to buzz. He dropped it with a yelp of surprise. It landed on the table and continued to buzz. Loki cautiously approached it. In the middle of the device was a picture of the Stark tower; it wasn't it there before.

Tony meandered back in holding something to his ear. "You're supposed to answer it." Tony implied and gestured to the phone. Loki gingerly picked it up. It sat buzzing in his hand. Then, it stopped. The Tower was replaced by the message, 'Missed Call: Stark Tower'. Loki looked back at Stark.

He sighed. Will Reindeer Games ever understand simple technology? Well, here goes nothing. "This is a cell phone, when it rings, you do this." He slid a little bar on the bottom of the screen that was there when it rang before. "When you do that, hold it to your ear, and say 'hello'." Tony thought it was pretty simple. "Let's try this again." Tony set the phone in Loki's palm. He walked to the other side of the room with a slightly larger version of what sat in Loki's hand. He tapped it several times, and held to his ear.

The phone in Loki's hand began to buzz again. He used his finger to slide a little bar across the bottom of the screen and it stopped buzzing. He copied Stark and placed it on his ear. "Hello?" He spoke into it. "Very good, Rock of Ages." Tony's praise came from within the device, not from across the room where he stood. Loki stared, wide eyed at a smiling Stark. "How does it do this?" "Honestly, I have no freaking clue." Tony's education was physics, not cell phones.

"Can I have it?" Loki nodded to the phone. "Nonono! This one is mine. I can get you one if you want one." "Really? You would do that for me?" Loki said astounded. "Sure, why not? I got a couple bucks to spare. I'll look for one tomorrow." Loki looked like a little kid. He laughed, took back his phone from the table and left the room.

I know it's kinda wierd, but, hey, I dont care. Tell me what you think so far!