Hey There, Delilah, a ncis fanfic

A.N.: Okay, to get over finale feels and my sickness, I wrote a finale-based crack fic! Basically, it's a parody of the song "Hey, There Delilah." I mean, honestly, was there anyone who didn't think of this song when Tim said his girlfriend's name. Anyways, it's crack, so don't take it too seriously. I'd like to hear some positive reviews on this one! Oh, and it's pretty much dedicated to all the fans who are completely and utterly in love with Tim.

Hey, there, Delilah, what's it like to be with Timmy?

I know he's just a character,

But I'm in love with his sweetness too.

The stars above can't shine like his eyes do.

You know it's true.

Hey, there, Delilah, don't you worry 'bout Miss Sciouto.

She could always be with her Gibbs,

And we can't forget dear Ducky.

That's my plan.

Then we can a catfight for our man.

Oh, yes we can.

Oh, it's what you've forced on me.

What you've forced on me.

Hey, there, Delilah, I know he's such a cutie,

But believe me, lady,

I know someday I'll be with McGee.

But you will not.

A simple memory that he forgot.

You know it's true.

Oh, it's what you've forced on me.

What you've forced on me.

The age difference is kinda big,

But with my song and with his SIG,

We will shine brighter than the stars.

DiNozzo may make fun of us,

But we'll just tune it out because,

Quite frankly, what does he know anyways?

Delilah, I can promise you,

That he was never made for you,

Or any one who works at DOD,

Yeah, you will see.

Hey, there, Delilah, don't you cry cuz you can't make it.

Maybe you can make your own shipping,

In a different fandom, maybe so?

The fangirls won't get enough of you.

You can flirt with whomever you want to.

Just not McGoo.

Oh, it's what you've forced on me.

What you've forced on me.