Ladies and gentlemen, from the Eds who brought you either the Dumbest most awesome fanfic ever or the Most awesome dumb fanfic ever comes...

A Sword Art Online Paradoy... and no, it's not the lemon version. You'll have to look elsewhere for that.

Starring: Edd as the main character guy, and Eddy as that dude he totally makes a BFF with in the first episode.

Featuring: Stocking as the girl character that the main character hooks up with, Bubbles as that loli with the dragon (We'll just call her Daneryas), Ed as the black dude (Wait, there was black guy in an anime? Nooice), Kevin as the guy with blue hair that gets snuffed in like episode 2 (Um... Spoilers), and all of these other people all the way up to episode 4.

It's not accurate but it'll blow your f***ing mind.

A view of an open field with the islands floating in the sky in the background. Then enters Edd and Stocking as their avatars are transported in. "What the f*** is this Stocking? You said we were going to watch tentacle p*rn!" Edd says not able to make his avatar to stop jumping.

"I said we were going to play a MMO made from Japan, you just heard the rest." Stocking answered. Eddy finally beams in.

"Hey guys! I'm coming-" Eddy is cut off as he freezes in mid run. "-Over, what the? Damn it I'm La-" Eddy starts to yell as he freezes again.

"Oh, ouch. Lagging a bit there buddy?" Edd asks.

"-Ging! Damn it. Of course I'm lagging." Eddy said.

"What's the problem with your connection?" Stocking asks.

"I don't know! Panty is using the iPad, The Puffs watching Netflix on the TV. My internet is being stolen by the b***es who live in my house!" Eddy yells.

"Hey where's Ed?" Edd asks.

Elsewhere, Ed takes a pickaxe from a dead corpse. "How does this work?" Ed asks himself. He then just taps the ground under his feet and it vanishes. "Oh?" Ed continues to pick away at the ground under him making a hole for him to fall deeper and deeper into.

Five Hours Later:

Edd, Eddy, and Stocking find Ed in his pot hole. "How did you get all the way down there?" Edd yells to him.

"Well I calculated the odds of me doing something incredibly awesome and incredibly stupid and... Well I went with it anyways." Ed answered back.

"How do we get him out of there?" Stocking asks.

"Ed! Just kill yourself and respawn in the city square!" Eddy shouts too him.

"Alright!... How do I kill myself?" Ed asks.

"That is a good question. I would do it in a blaze of glory and take all of my enemies with me in a final shoot out." Edd says.

"Yeah that ain't going to work in this case John Wayne." Stocking tells Edd as Eddy tosses a pyro bottle down the hole.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! No! No! I don't Wanna respawn in the Town Square! AAAAHHHHH!" Ed yells before killing over.

"Eddy." Edd and stocking say as they look at Eddy in the sitcom fashion.

Everyone is then teleported to the city square, except for Eddy who was lagging. That's when I make my appearance as the game programmer. I explain how everyone is boned and trapped in the game leaving them all totally butt hurt cause that's just the kind of guy I am. Then I just totally peaced out with one last SUCK IT! That's when Eddy finally caught back up. "What'd I miss?" Eddy asked.

"This one dude was all like 'Hey bros and broets! You're totally boned and what not so I'm just going to leave ya in this game like total chodes!' Then he just peaced out." Edd explains.

"Trapped? In a video game? Forever?..." Ed says to himself.

"YEAH!" Everyone then highfives cause that would be the most hype bomba** s*** that could ever happen to a gamer.

So the Eds, in all of their Gamer Hype, went on a montage of slaughtering wildlife in the forest region, paying for hanky points at the brothel, and unlocking Easter Eggs that gave them a Companion Cube. "That was a fun... two hours. What now?" Eddy asks as everyone lays around.

"We could join the army." Edd suggests.

"Dha, sure. I got nothing else to do." Eddy says as the tea goes off to join the army.

The army now had a total number of... six people. The four we started off with and Bubbles with her tiny dragon and Kevin as the general. "Men of the Wall! We stand here today, faced against impossible odds. But it lifts my spirits to see that you brave few choose to take a stand and say no to the Programmer and his-" Kevin is then cut off.

"Are we starting the war of Stage one World one or what?" Bubbles asks.

"Well, yeah but I-" Kevin is then interrupted again.

"Great! Then sit your ten dollar a** down before I decided to make change!" Bubbles demands.

"... Why do you gotta say it like that?" Kevin asks. An arrow then shoots right through Kevins chest. "I'm out. Check ya all later." Kevin says as he depixilates.

On the other side of the field is Dexter, Billy, Grim, and oddly enough, Alucard from Castlevania. Eddy now led the army. He paced in front of the troops giving his motivational speech. "You all see them fellas over there?" Eddy asks the four troops.

"Yeah." Ed answers.

"Them there is Tower of Druaga fanboys. I don't like Tower of Druaga fanboys."

"Why not?" Edd asks.

"Cause of what they did to us Sword Art Online guys. You know what they did to us Sword Art Online people?"

"No! What did they do to us?" Stocking asks.

"... Absolutely nothing. I just really don't like Tower of Druaga series."

A war then erupted. Both side Gmoding as much as possible. They used force guns, Halo Needlers and even threw various fruits at each other. "Aaaahhhh! Where's Ed?" Edd yelled as he, Eddy, Stocking, and Bubbles were all backed up into a corner and laid down a suppressive fire as an oncoming horde came at them.

"Oh yeah, this would be a perfect retirement home." Ed said as he walked around a small cottage.

"AAAAHHHHH!" The others kept firing even as Edd is shot down.

"DOUBLE D!" Eddy yelled.

"Put a recliner there, a coffee table there, paradise." Ed says framing a corner of the room with his hands held up to his face.

Stocking and Bubbles are then killed off. "NOOO! YOU MOTHERF***ERS! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" Eddy yells as he pulls out Doom Guys BFG but before he could fire it. He lags once again. "Dho! I'm lagging again! F*** you lag!" Eddy curses before he is brutally gunned down.

"This is living." Ed says as he lays in a king sized bed looking out into a peaceful filed through the window.

"LAAGGG!" Eddy's voice is heard in the distance.

"Mmmm... Lag." Ed says as he falls a sleep.

In the real world Eddy takes off his Virtual Reality Helmet. "Damn That Lag! Who is responsible for this!" Eddy rages on about.

In the other room Panty watches on a monitor snickering her a** off. "Ain't I a stinka?" Panty asks the reader.

Review:

Sword Art Online: After 4 episodes I say it's well worth the watch. A little emoy at some points but what anime isn't (Other then Bobobo). I give it 4 and a half experience points out of 5.

Tower of Druaga: Another anime paying homage to video games due to the fact that it was based on a video game. I've watched both series and all 26 episodes and I give it 4 and a half 1UPS out of 5. A good little watch and well written as well.