I Fell in Love With My Apprentice: Chat Room A
A/n - Hello! This story is written all in chat log format. I've read books like this before like TTYL and TTFN, all in IM. Please don't harp on me and threaten to report me... it's not like those dumb ones like fIreStaR1833933333: hayyyguurl. It's a serious story, in a different format. With your favorite characters from I Fell in Love With My Apprentice!
I hope you likes
Wednesday September 4, 4:46 pm
Lilypaw has entered the conversation
Talonstrike has entered the conversation
Talonstrike: Well, well, well. Look who finally got a MSN
Lilypaw: I always had it. It just never worked
Talonstrike: what did you do to it?
Lilypaw: deleted all my old movies that were clogging up all my memory. Then I reinstalled it and viola. MSN.
Talonstrike: cool. Now the entire fearsome four can chat
Lilypaw: No doubt. I always felt so left out when you three were having conferences without me
Talonstrike: if we talked about anything important we always called you after.
Lilypaw: yeah but still
Lilypaw: I just felt left out
Talonstrike: ah, well not anymore
Lilypaw: I'm always on the outs of everything. I hate that I have to go to school while you three are all graduated
Talonstrike: lol maybe you should stop hanging with old men then
Talonstrike: jk
Lilypaw: whatevs
Lilypaw: I'll be done in a few months anyway
Talonstrike: I know
Talonstrike: it'll be fun
Lilypaw: Jaystorm just went online
Lilypaw: I don't know how to add him in
Talonstrike: I'll do it. Hey let's do something funny
Lilypaw: ?
Talonstrike: he doesn't know you got MSN yet, does he?
Lilypaw: no
Talonstrike: don't say anything then. It'll be funny
Lilypaw: what? What are you gonna do?
Talonstrike: sh
Jaystorm has entered the conversation
Talonstrike: faggot
Jaystorm: u r the fag!
Talonstrike: lol what's up buddy
Jaystorm: just got home from my moms house. It's good to be back
Talonstrike: no kidding. You were gone forever
Jaystorm: it was three days you idiot
Jaystorm: did anything new happen while I was gone?
Talonstrike: Lilypaw finally stopped dressing like a boy
Jaystorm: finally. I bet she looks super hot
Talonstrike: oh ya?
Jaystorm: well she's cute in her baggy clothes she wears. But damn she's got a smokin body. I bet she looks fucking sexy
Lilypaw: oh
Jaystorm: wait what
Jaystorm: LILYPAW what are you doing in here?!
Lilypaw: I got a MSN
Jaystorm: oh well I didn't mean what I just said
Talonstrike: hehe
Jaystorm: talonstrike you're a dumbass
Lilypaw: I do not dress like a boy
Talonstrike: I know, Lilypaw. I was kidding
Jaystorm: well this is awkward
Jaystorm: hey where's Darkclaw?
Lilypaw: he probably won't be online till later. He had to cover Gingertails shift at the restaurant.
Talonstrike: shit
Talonstrike: I didn't know he worked today. I was gonna go over to his house in a bit to mooch some dinner
Lilypaw: come to my house
Talonstrike: eh, idk. It's a school night and your mom probably wouldn't let me stay very long.
Lilypaw: u sure? My mom just made sweet and sour meatballs
Talonstrike: OMG
Talonstrike: I'll be over in ten minutes
Talonstrike has left the conversation
Lilypaw: I should go set the table
Jaystorm: k wait before you go
Jaystorm: wanna get drinks later?
Lilypaw: drinks as in, root beer and iced tea?
Jaystorm: yeah
Jaystorm: if you wanna get really crazy we can have some pepsi
Lilypaw: lol yeah sure as long as im home before 9
Jaystorm: 9?! Really?
Lilypaw: its school tomorrow
Jaystorm: lol I know. Im teasing you. When will you be done dinner?
Lilypaw: probably around 6:30
Jaystorm: kay, I'll pick u up then
Lilypaw: k. bye!
Jaystorm: see you soon
Thursday, September 5, 12:04 pm
Darkclaw has entered the conversation
Talonstrike has entered the conversation
Talonstrike: hey there. I didn't hear from you yesterday
Darkclaw: I know. I had to cover Gingertails shift at the aspen, and I still pissed about it
Talonstrike: do explain
Darkclaw: fucking bitch told me it was a 3 hour shift. I was literally there for like nine hours
Talonstrike: and this is a fine example of why we do not do Gingertail any favors
Darkclaw: ugh never again. That's the last time
Talonstrike: why did she need her shift covered anyway?
Darkclaw: she said she was sick. Which is total bullshit. I saw like four facebook updates about the party she went to.
Talonstrike: that really blows
Darkclaw: yeah well it's done. what's new with you?
Talonstrike: waiting for Jaystorm to get here
Darkclaw: what are you 2 doing?
Talonstrike: we're gonna go to the pool and sit in the hot tub
Darkclaw: I want to go to the pool :(
Talonstrike: then come!
Darkclaw: can't. Lilypaws coming over to watch a movie
Talonstrike: aw just bring Lilypaw to the pool! It's the middle of the day, you can watch a movie later!
Darkclaw: good idea. I'll call her and then drive over to your house.
Talonstrike: k
Talonstrike: hurry!
Darkclaw has left the conversation
Talonstrike has left the conversation
Thursday, September 5, 7:43 pm
Lilypaw has entered the conversation
Jaystorm has entered the conversation
Talonstrike has entered the conversation
Darkclaw has entered the conversation
Talonstrike: so um
Talonstrike: are we gonna talk about it?
Lilypaw: THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!
Lilypaw has left the conversation
Talonstrike: yeesh
Darkclaw: add her back in
Talonstrike: idk
Talonstrike: she's too embarrassed
Jaystorm: so ... I'm still not clear what happened
Talonstrike: darkclaw you explain it
Darkclaw: fine. Lilypaws all freaked out and embarrassed because she dived off the diving board and lost her swimsuit bottom
Darkclaw: then the lifeguard thought she was struggling under water when she was trying to find it, and dived in and yanked her out. With no bottoms
Jaystorm: WHERE WAS I DURING THIS?!
Talonstrike: I think you were trying to steal goggles from the lost and found
Jaystorm: shit
Jaystorm: I wouldn't have minded seeing that
Darkclaw: don't tease her, jaystorm. She's so embarrassed.
Jaystorm: I wont
Jaystorm: so... why are we trying to talk to her?
Talonstrike: to get her to calm down
Talonstrike: besides, Blackclaws party is tonight and Lilypaw won't come if she's not speaking to us
Darkclaw: alright. I added her in
Lilypaw has been added into the conversation
Lilypaw has left the conversation
Talonstrike: oh for gods sake
Darkclaw: maybe we should just call her
Jaystorm: or we could just imagine her without her swimsuit bottoms until she comes around
Jaystorm has been removed from the conversation
Talonstrike: jaystorm is such a man slut
Darkclaw: I know. But he's our man slut
Talonstrike: I'm gonna try calling Lilypaw
Darkclaw: I'll try texting her
Talonstrike: bye
Darkclaw: ttyl
Thursday, September 5, 11:38 pm
Jaystorm has been added into the conversation
Lilypaw has been added into the conversation
Jaystorm: ur up late
Lilypaw: I cant sleep
Jaystorm: aw
Jaystorm: something on ur mind?
Lilypaw: it sounds stupid
Jaystorm: today I knocked over an entire display of watermelons
Lilypaw: how is that relevant?
Jaystorm: idk. I was just trying to make you feel like the thing you were gonna say wasn't as stupid as my watermelon story
Lilypaw: lol
Jaystorm: hey Darkclaw just came online... must have just got home from work. Want me to add him in?
Lilypaw: no
Lilypaw: I just feel like talking to you
Jaystorm: :) :)
Jaystorm: oops I didn't mean to send those
Lilypaw: ur silly
Jaystorm: so why can't you sleep?
Lilypaw: I had a bad dream
Lilypaw: You, Darkclaw and Talonstrike all moved away. All I was left with was Amberpelt and Gingertail
Jaystorm: ha!
Jaystorm: that would suck so bad... they're terrible
Lilypaw: lol
Lilypaw: you'd never do that though, would you? All move away and leave me here?
Jaystorm: if we moved we'd kidnap you and take you with us
Lilypaw: haha...
Jaystorm: don't worry, Lilypaw. we're not going anywhere.
Lilypaw: Thanks. that's what I needed to hear
Jaystorm: glad I could be of assistance
Lilypaw: lol yeah. Now I'm gonna go to sleep... goodnight
Jaystorm: goodnight, Lilypaw
Friday, September 6, 3:46 pm
Lilypaw has been added into the conversation
Talonstrike has been added into the conversation
Darkclaw has been added into the conversation
Lilypaw: hey guys
Talonstrike: Lilypaw! How was school?
Lilypaw: same old. I hung out with Moonpaw at lunchtime
Darkclaw: oh
Talonstrike: you took a while to go online... is everything okay?
Lilypaw: oh yeah everything's fine. I just had to do some homework
Talonstrike: you always do your homework. I remember when I was in school, I did like, one assignment a year.
Lilypaw: lol
Lilypaw: I just don't wanna fail. I'm struggling with my math
Talonstrike: I'm not good at it either, don't feel bad
Lilypaw: ugh it just makes me so frustrated
Talonstrike: only a few months to go :3
Lilypaw: thank god
Darkclaw: moonpaw huh
Talonstrike: darkclaw that's very off topic
Darkclaw: what did you 2 do?
Lilypaw: smoked weed behind the fences
Lilypaw: I'm kidding! Jeez
Darkclaw: lol
Amberpelt3 has gone online
Lilypaw: why did I get a notification for that? I don't have her on my friends list
Darkclaw: its not me
Talonstrike: ah. That would be me... since we're all in a chat room we get notifications for everyone
Talonstrike: I thought I deleted her but I guess not
Amberpelt3 has been added into the conversation
Darkclaw: talonstrike, why did you add her in?
Talonstrike: I need to quickly ask her for my hoodie back
Talonstrike: Amberpelt, can I please have my hoodie?
Amberpelt3: what one?
Talonstrike: the only one you've ever borrowed? My black and blue checkered one with the lime green zipper
Amberpelt3: idk
Talonstrike: don't be difficult. You've had it for weeks
Amberpelt3: well maybe I'm not done with it
Darkclaw: talonstrike, why didn't you just IM her in a separate conversation?
Talonstrike: I can only have one IM going or it freezes
Talonstrike: amberpelt, I need my sweater back. It was expensive.
Amberpelt3: I kno. That's why I'm not giving it back.
Amberpelt3: lol!
Lilypaw: amberpelt, just give him back his sweater
Amberpelt3: oooh, Lilypaw. I didn't know you were in here. How was school sweetie?
Lilypaw: fine
Amberpelt3: hang out with your little friends at lunchtime?
Lilypaw: yeah, it was fun
Darkclaw: lilypaw stop. She's making fun of you
Lilypaw: oh...
Amberpelt3: I am not.
Amberpelt3: Lilypaw, did you remember to pack a lunch today?
Amberpelt3 has been removed from the conversation
Talonstrike: good riddance
Darkclaw: she's such a bitch. Who deleted her?
Jaystorm: that would be me
Darkclaw: jaystorm... how long have you been in here?
Jaystorm: long enough
Jaystorm: talonstrike, what about your sweater?
Talonstrike: I'll drive over to her house later and if she doesn't make me give it to her I'll talk to her mom
Darkclaw: oh yeah, she still lives at home
Jaystorm: yeap. Yet she has the nerve to make fun of Lilypaw
Lilypaw: I feel lousy now
Darkclaw: aw don't let her get to you :)
Talonstrike: yeah she's just jealous, Lilypaw.
Talonstrike: and btw, Jaystorm why doesn't your name show up on the top of the chat box?
Jaystorm: I'm on my phone. I have a ghost app that blocks my name
Lilypaw: and it lets you go into other peoples conversations?
Jaystorm: no. I clicked on Talonstrike to IM him but your guy's convo showed up.
Talonstrike: that would be my bad
Talonstrike: my computers so glitchy, I must have hit enter and didn't even notice
Darkclaw: jaystorms just gonna be creeping our conversations from here on in
Lilypaw: oh god
Lilypaw: btw Jaystorm why are u on ur phone? Are you at home?
Jaystorm: nope. I'm picking up a few groceries in town
Talonstrike: then how are you replying so fast?
Jaystorm: I'm waiting in line for the checkout. It's taking a zillion years
Darkclaw: that sucks. Anyways, I'm gonna go. Gotta make dinner and whatnot. Ttyl
Talonstrike: bye!
Darkclaw has left the conversation
Talonstrike: I should probably header too. My computers starting to do that weird glitchy thing when it gets used for a long time
Lilypaw: you've only been on for 20 minutes...
Talonstrike: I know. That's the pathetic part
Talonstrike: see ya!
Talonstrike has left the conversation
Lilypaw: weird. It say's I'm in a conversation by myself
Lilypaw: Jaystorm, are you there?
Lilypaw: I'm gonna take your silence as a no?
Lilypaw: wanna come over and make out?
Jaystorm: serious?!
Lilypaw: lol I knew you we're tricking me!
Jaystorm: so does the offer still stand, or ...?
Lilypaw: -_-
Lilypaw: I'm gonna go now. Call me later
Jaystorm: can I come over and do inappropriate things?
Lilypaw: !
Lilypaw: GOODBYE!
Lilypaw has left the conversation