A/N OK I was bored so I wrote this song! I hate Frodo! I dunno I just do! HE ALMOST LET SAM DROWN! So here goes!

If Frodo smoked crack
he would be a quack
Like bilbo Baggins
You're eyelids would be saggin
Your heart would be a
fire breathing dragon
and you wouldn't be a dude anymore!

You would kill Sam
and Pippin and Mary too
If you killed them all what would you do?

If frodo smoked crack
You would be a scary hobbit!
You would not be my best friend
not like you ever were!

We tried to protect you
yet you would not listen
Please listen
or all will be lost
If it is not yet

So we are beggin ya frodo!
Do not touch the crack!
We will call you a quack
Like Bilbo Baggins!

So please lil' hobbit
DON'T SMOKE CRACK!

From,
The rest of you're fellowship

Strider SAM P!pp!n M@ry Gimli and Legolex
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