Hey guys! :D This is my first Fanfiction I've posted on this account, so I hope it does slightly well. Anyway, my friend and I challenged each other to write ToD fanfics, she wrote an APH, and I wrote this, a CP. This fanfic is long, like really long, and I decided to split it up into chapters about 3 pages length. Anyway, all kinds of crack like things are going to happen, I warned you. This focuses mostly on the cannon pairings, and everyone is alive, as if Heavenly Host never happened.

"Okay, guys! I'll start!" Seiko announced as Naomi handed her the empty bottle.

It was Seiko's birthday, and she had invited her friends over to celebrate. Of course, Seiko forced them all to play truth or dare, with her own set of rules. You spin the bottle, and whoever it lands on picks a piece of paper out of a hat with a truth or a dare on it. If it involves another person, spin the bottle again to pick who.

Seiko furiously spun the bottle with a devilish grin, and as it slowed to a stop, Mayu groaned and pulled a paper out of the hat. Mayu held it up and read it aloud. "Give an example of what an adult phone line's commercial would be like. Geez, Seiko, did you come up with these?"

"The wonders of the internet," Seiko giggled. "I printed off a whole bunch without checking them. I don't know what they are."

Satoshi looked a bit scared. "Was that a good idea?" he asked quietly, but was ignored.

"Anyway," Mayu began uncertainly, not knowing much about adult phone lines, "Um, C-call this phone line for a good time, and, er…" she trailed off, blushing.

"Good enough." Seiko smiled. "Spin the bottle." Mayu's trembling arm struck the bottle, maybe a little too hard, and the tip smacked Yoshiki in the knee. "Ohhhh, Kishinuma!" Seiko squealed, hoping that maybe he'd get to do something with a girl. Or a guy, for that matter… Seiko thought.

Yoshiki frowned, drawing a slip from the hat, embarrassed. "Oh, no. Tickle someone with a feather for 30 seconds. Well, it could have been worse," he grumbled as he spun the bottle. Seeing it land on Mayu, he sighed. Seiko handed him a feather, and he poked Mayu in the face with it a few times.

"Come onnnn, you can do better than that." Seiko said as Mayu sneezed.

"Oh look, it's been 30 seconds." Yoshiki said quickly as the bottle spun once again.

"Hooray, it's my turn!" Seiko exclaimed happily as she grabbed for a piece of paper. Her expression fell. Maybe she really should have checked the dares before she printed them. "Make sounds like you're losing your virginity." Seiko read quietly. She frowned for a moment, trying to think of a way to get out of doing it. She then saw Naomi catch her eye, and pounced on her.

"AAAAHHHHHH! Seiko! Get off!" Naomi screamed as Seiko howled very sexual noises. "Help!"

Seiko rolled off of her, her clothes dishevelled. "Okay, I'll spin~" she said casually, as Naomi crawled away as fast as she could. "Your turn, Morishige!"

"Oh, why me?" Sakutaro mumbled as he got a dare. He didn't even know why he was here. He was going to make up an excuse and not show up, but Mayu practically dragged him over to Seiko's house. "Touch your toes. No problem," he smiled, mostly happy he didn't get something dirty like the last dare. He stood up, quickly touched his toes, then sat back down and spun the bottle. "Sorry, class rep." he said, feeling the need to apologize when it pointed to her.

Ayumi's heart fell as she was called. She just hoped she could sit quietly in the corner and never get called on, but she supposed this was inevitable. Well, it was possible she could get to do something with Satoshi… This thought brought up her mood as she plunged her hand into the hat to pull out a piece of paper. "Tell the group about any kinky outfits you own." Shit, shit, shit, shit… she was supposed to take that secret to the grave with her… "I… I…" she began, getting red. "Kind of have a maid outfit…"

Seiko's eyes widened. "You do? Why does someone like you have something like that?" Ayumi stayed silent. "Hey guys, I need to use the washroom, I'll be right back." Seiko announced and ran out the door. Luckily, Seiko and Ayumi 's houses were very close together… She needed to see if this was true…

"Eh?" Naomi had a confused look. "Her bathroom is on the other side of the house. Why'd she go out the front entrance?"

Everybody looked around, wondering why she might have done that, and Ayumi lightly hit the bottle, just wishing she could disappear after saying that. Ayumi silently pushed the hat over to Naomi, and the latter carefully drew a paper. "Ah!" Naomi squealed in fear as she read it. "T-take a picture of someone in their under wear." She cringed and spun the bottle to find out who's underwear she'd be seeing. "M-Morishige! I'm so sorry!"

Sakutaro said nothing. His brain just stopped. As his hand moved up to start unbuttoning his jacket, Seiko burst in from outside, panting. "I-it's true! She has a maid outfit!" Seiko said, holding up a lacy outfit on a hanger.

Ayumi didn't expect it one bit. She thought her humiliation for the night was over, but it was far from that. Her eyes widened as her darkest secret was being dangled in front of all of her friends. "Seiko… N-no…" she mumbled. Was Seiko truly out to get her?

"It's so cute! Put it on, put it on!" Seiko squealed and tossed the outfit to Ayumi.

Ayumi was in shock as the outfit landed on her lap. "Do… do I have to…?" she asked quietly.

"Yes, yes! Consider it a dare!" Seiko replied as she pushed Ayumi into another room to change.

All was silent for a moment, until Seiko spoke up. "Well, who's going next?" She asked as she spun the bottle, unknowing of how close Sakutaro came to being nearly nude. "Satoshi… Let's see what you get."

Satoshi wordlessly took a paper. He made an unidentifiable noise and curled into the fetal position upon reading it. Naomi, who was sitting beside him, picked up the paper and read it aloud. "Remove someone's pants or skirt without using your hands." She said seriously. Figuring that Satoshi wouldn't do it, she spun the bottle for him to find out whose clothing he'd remove. As the bottle spun for what seemed like an eternity, the bottle slowed to a stop… pointing at Yoshiki. He immediately went red. "No! Not me! There has to be a way to pass, right?!" Yoshiki asked frantically.

Seiko shook her head. "If there was, what fun would this game be?" Seiko said as she dragged Satoshi over to Yoshiki. Okay, stand up and get at it, you two."

Satoshi slowly unfurled and stood up beside the tomato-like Yoshiki. "No homo," he said quickly, and bent down, trying to hook his teeth onto Yoshiki's zipper. Finally getting a grip, he pulled it down as the taste of metal flooded into his mouth.

As she watched, Naomi was getting more and more flustered at seeing Satoshi's face so close to Yoshiki's… yeah. She hated it, but part of her wanted to like it. She was having mixed emotions when Seiko handed her a tissue. "Eh? Why do I need a tissue?" she asked.

"Naomi, perhaps you haven't realized that you're having a bit of a nosebleed?" Seiko said sympathetically as Naomi realized and held the tissues up to her nose.

Just as Satoshi had hooked his teeth around Yoshiki's waistband, Ayumi walked in from the next room. "O-okay, Seiko, are you happy?" she said, trying to keep the short skirt from revealing more than she wanted it to. Her gaze moved to Satoshi, making odd noises, and jerking his head around Yoshiki's manly area. "Oh…" she blushed even more, and went to walk over to her spot in the circle they were sitting in. As she walked past the two, she stepped on the bottle and majestically went flying into Mayu, giving Yoshiki, Seiko, and Sakutaro the most glorious panty-shot of all time. Yoshiki's body had a bit of a convulsion at the sight, making him and Satoshi topple over. Poor Satoshi managed to pull off Yoshiki's pants, only to get a mouthful of the latter's boxers.

"GET OFF, MAN!" Yoshiki yelled as he shoved off Satoshi and struggled to pull his pants back on.

"Hey Kishinuma, keep them off," Seiko commanded. "That's how the game works."

Ayumi squealed girlishly and crawled into a corner, utterly mortified. "Don't look at me…" she sobbed, tucking her knees to her chest and burying her face into her lacy sleeves. Mayu sympathetically patted her on the shoulder whilst Naomi laughed at Satoshi's misfortune

Sorry for the abrupt chapter ending, but I'm breaking the story up here. I'll upload a chapter every day until the story is done, but don't worry, there should be about 5 more chapters this length coming. Until next time~