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23:15- ahuszar contacted das0rdenstadt
ahuszar: Hey. gil.
ahuszar: Earth to gilbert.
ahuszar: Calling all prussians, do you read me. repeat, calling any and all prussians, do you read.
ahuszar: O fuck.
ahuszar: Gilbert beilschmidt, if you don't answer right now i'm going to come over there and break your scrawny neck.
ahuszar: And your brother will laugh.
das0rdenstadt: WHAT el
das0rdenstadt: jesus christ cant a person get some sleep on a schoolnite
ahuszar: HAH!
ahuszar: Tomorrow's a saturday. AS YOU WELL KNOW.
ahuszar: Thy plot is foiled, now confess thine dastardly crimes, thou bastard.
das0rdenstadt: yup as usual you are a psycho and i have no idea what youre
going on about.
das0rdenstadt: as we all know im the very picture of a model teenager
ahuszar: O that's a laugh.
das0rdenstadt: and i can do no wrong especially not where the criminal justice system is concerned.
das0rdenstadt: now what crime would this be again
das0rdenstadt: cuz im tellin you I have no idea.
ahuszar: Well for one thing you scared poor feli vargas to death.
das0rdenstadt: oh fuck again with the fuckin sev
das0rdenstadt: imean since wheeeeeeen is putting annoyin kids in their place some sorta crime?
ahuszar: Wait, again?
das0rdenstadt: well yeah felgas or whoever is a smart fuckass i will admit
das0rdenstadt: but that don't make no difference!
ahuszar: Seriously felgas that's stupid. gil what
das0rdenstadt: kids gotta learn to respect their betters!
ahuszar: Again?
das0rdenstadt: its the fuckin law of the jungle, jeezus el you should fuckin know!
das0rdenstadt: the great powers get all the bling,
das0rdenstadt: and the little ones and the lazy bastards get occupied by sweden and denmark
ahuszar: Gil
das0rdenstadt: in a war about something as stupid as religion of allfuckin things!
ahuszar: Gilbert
das0rdenstadt: Thirty fuckin years! That sucked! And all cause PRUSSIA couldnt defend themselves!
ahuszar: Gil!
das0rdenstadt: You think things are any different today?
das0rdenstadt: Only way a little kid like thatll survive to be big enough is sucking up!
das0rdenstadt: Someone's gotta teach em!
das0rdenstadt: That's just the way it works, and they need to learn!
das0rdenstadt: Way of the fucking world here, El!
ahuszar: GILBERT!
ahuszar: And your bad grammar is slipping.
das0rdenstadt: .
das0rdenstadt: what
das0rdenstadt: stop yellin woman what dyou want already
das0rdenstadt: so needy
ahuszar: I'll kill you someday, i swear it.
ahuszar: And what do you mean, 'again' with feli?
das0rdenstadt: ha ha like hell you will
das0rdenstadt: and for your information my lil bro was already grouchin at me
das0rdenstadt: like
das0rdenstadt: gil your so mean leave me giiiirlfriend alone
das0rdenstadt: almost felt bad for the dude
das0rdenstadt: so pathetic
ahuszar: He beat you up didn't he.
das0rdenstadt: the fuck?!
ahuszar: Yup, totally beat you up.
das0rdenstadt: why would you think that
das0rdenstadt: he most certainly did not
ahuszar: O, can it!
ahuszar: That's not even what i wanted to talk to you about.
das0rdenstadt: thatsalotta texts for not what you wanted to talk about.
ahuszar: I know, you idiot. you were the one who derailed the entire conversation with your blabber.
ahuszar: Anyway, lud said you were babbling something weird at him.
ahuszar: Like, weird things about feli.
ahuszar: What was with that?
das0rdenstadt: seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
ahuszar: See what, idiot?
das0rdenstadt: their totally lovebirds
das0rdenstadt: its so pathetic
ahuszar: It's CUTE jerkass!
ahuszar: So quite trying to screw it up!
das0rdenstadt: im NOT
ahuszar: Wait
ahuszar: What?
ahuszar: You're not? what dyou mean you're not?
das0rdenstadt: i wish wesser all the sickeningly sweet handholding in the world
das0rdenstadt: really i do
das0rdenstadt: im just SAYIN
das0rdenstadt: doesnt she seem just a little weird tyou?
ahuszar: What do you mean? feli's adorable and completely normal.
das0rdenstadt: its not feli
das0rdenstadt: its feliciano
das0rdenstadt: and doesnt that make you just a liiiiiiiiiitle bit suspicioso?
ahuszar: No it doesn't!
ahuszar: A lot of people have names like that.
ahuszar: Well, not a lot, but some!
ahuszar: Maybe her parents just wanted a boy!
das0rdenstadt: oh sure
das0rdenstadt: and shes so twitchy and anxious some good reason
ahuszar: She probably comes from tragic circumstances! like abuse or something! don't be such an asshole!
das0rdenstadt: listen to yourself!
das0rdenstadt: im tellin you! shes fishy
ahuszar: GIL!
das0rdenstadt: shes got fishy written all over her!
das0rdenstadt: so don't come bitchin to me when you get fuckin burned!
das0rdenstadt: i'm just warning you!
ahuszar: oh i cannot fucking believe you
ahuszar: Screw this. i don't even care about this shit anymore.
ahuszar: Have fun in hell you scumbag.
23:59- ahuszar left the conversation
das0rdenstadt: well fine
das0rdenstadt: you be like that
das0rdenstadt: you all be like that
das0rdenstadt: im tellin you, shes a smart fuckass
das0rdenstadt: but theres somethin up with her
das0rdenstadt: imean i dont even care. its just somebody gotta keep an eye on this stuff
das0rdenstadt: so thatsgotta be me then
das0rdenstadt: .
das0rdenstadt: fuck im talkin to myself aint i
24:00- das0rdenstadt left the conversation