A/N: I'm back, bitches.

Danny POV

I froze.

"Uh w-who's Invisobil?" I stammered. This could not be happening. How was it possible that my own parents had never even noticed I looked like Phantom, but a dim-witted 16 year old girl did?

"Oh come on. You have, like, the same exact facial structure. And body type. The only difference is he's got those flashy green eyes and white hair."

"Invisobil is a ghost. Ghosts are dead beings. Last time I checked, I was very much alive." I retorted.

"Well, I guess you do feel pretty solid." She giggled, wrapping her hand around my bicep and squeezing.

I roughly shrugged her hand off, uncomfortable at where it looked like she was going with this.

"See? That proves that I'm human. And not a ghost." I said, backing away from her.

"I guess so. But I mean, I bet there are other parts of you that would feel even more solid." She took a step forward, her fingers drumming on my thigh, dangerously close to my dick.

"Like your lips." She whispered, and then her other hand was in my hair, pulling me down to meet my lips to hers. The hand on my thigh slipped back to grip my ass, and I nearly reciprocated when a switch in my brain seemed to turn on, drowning out the thoughts of how perfect her boobs were and bringing me back to my senses.

"Stop it." I growled, pushing her away.

She didn't seem that put off by my rejection- instead, she smiled.

"You liked that, didn't you? You kissed me back." She smirked. Had I?

"Don't worry. I won't tell Sam." She patted me on the cheek, her fingers brushing against my lips before she removed her hand from my face. And then she turned on her heel and headed back into the house, her bright red high heels clicking against the pavement.

I ran. I was probably two miles from Sam's house until I felt safe enough to shift and fly through the portal back to London. All I wanted was to take a long, hot shower to try and wash any traces of Autumn off me, but no such luck. Skulker was waiting in the street when I got back, and it looked like he had no reason to be there except that he was bored and wanted a fight. Great.

"Hello, whelp. I've been waiting for you." He said, blasting a row of rockets straight towards my head. I dodged them neatly, cringing as I heard them explode dad's RV behind me.

I iced him over with a blast from my hands, trying to keep him stalled long enough so I could take out the Fenton thermos.

Skulker had managed to melt his way out of the ice, but it'd cost him time. I sucked him into the thermos before he could do anything else to me- or the other cars parked in the road- and tucked it away in my belt. It had been almost too easy, but I didn't have time to dwell on it- Autumn's kiss had left a sour taste in my mouth that I desperately wanted to wash off. There was no one in the streets, so I phased back into my human form, and went inside to take a shower.

Sam POV

I had been lying on my bed for almost half and hour, seething with rage- Autumn had kissed Danny. I'd been watching him leave from the window, and then Autumn- that fucking bitch- had just grabbed him.

He'd pushed her off. Right?

Of course he had.

"Danny's loyal to me." I said to myself, but even to my own ears it sounded like I didn't really believe it.

"He's not." A voice singsonged from my doorway.

"Yes. He is." I glared at Autumn, who was casually leaning against the wall, studying her hot pink nails.

"But I don't think you really believe that, do you? You saw everything. You saw how he kissed me back. How his hands were pulling me in closer."

"Get out of my room." I hissed at her.

Autumn just snorted and slammed the door behind her.

I refused to believe that Danny had cheated on me. There was no way he'd intentionally hurt me- even before we started dating, the safety and happiness of his friends were always important to him. If he'd really kissed her back, I didn't know if I'd be able to take it.

John POV

John was trying to type up his latest post for his blog, but he was finding it difficult to concentrate. Danny was having a very loud conversation with what John assumed was his girlfriend- and the walls of the apartment weren't very thick. John could hear every word.

"She came on to me, Sam!

Pause.

"I can't believe you don't trust me! Why are you taking her word over mine? This started out as a calm conversation and you just had to go and make it into a big fight, didn't you?!"

Pause.

"I don't know what you want me to say. I've apologized fifty times."

Long Pause.

"So what if I think she's hot? I don't like her, okay? She's a fucking idiot and a bitch. I'm in love with you. Not her."

Pause.

"Sam, I can't do this if you won't even listen to me."

Pause.

"Fine! Whatever."

There was a loud cracking sound that was probably Danny smashing his phone against the wall. A second later, from out the window, John saw a flash of black and white streak through the sky.

Sam POV

It had started out as a peaceful conversation. I wasn't really sure how it ended up the way it did, but I was so angry. Angry at Danny, angry at Autumn, angry that he and Tucker had moved away in the first place and that everything in my life seemed to be going wrong.

So of course, I did the only sensible thing someone in my situation would do:

I grabbed Ash by the collar and kissed him full on the mouth.

A/N: Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom or BBC Sherlock. Also, since Sherlock S3 came out while I was on hiatus, I'm basically going to ignore that entire season (it was lovely though) so that the story can continue to go in the direction I originally wanted.

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