Batfamily game night pt. 1

Monday night.

Bruce: Okay we have yatzee, uno, or some game with cirlcles.

Tim: Neither

Dick: We always play those games.

Damian: I say we play castle, he takes out an axe.

Dick: Where the hell did you get that?!

Damian: League of Assinas.

Bruce: Didn't I tell you not to get toys from there?

Dick: Toys? Thats an axe! A re-

Bruce: I'm aware of what it is Richard!

Damian chases Tim around with his axe.

Tim: Stop arguing anf get this phsioco away from me!

Damian: I'm not a phisco Drake!, he hissed still chasing Tim.

Bruce let out a sigh: Damian we need Tim to throw at the bad guys as a distraction if we ever get cornered.

Dick: Bruce!

Tim: Nice to know ware I stand in your heart dad, he said the last word sarcastically.

Bruce: Tim sometimes you need to be selfless and take one for the team.

Dick: Its okay Tim we'll just hang with Connor and his awesome dad.

Bruce:Traitor!

Dick: Talk to the hand pops, he and Tim then lefe for the Kent's.

Thus this is just a normal Monday game night in the Wayne household.

Because I'm Batman!

Dick: Bruce why won't you let us take a picture of you smiling?

Bruce: Because I'm Batamn!

Dick rolls his eyes

Dick: No, Damian. You can't bring in another stray cat.

Damian: Yes I can.

Dick: What makes you think so?

Damian: Because I'm Batman.

Batman vs. Robin

Bruce: I never thought it would come to this.

Dick: Neither did I.

Bruce: It didn't have to be this way.

Dick: You know it did Bruce! You know it did!

Bruce: Perhaps...but it ends right here! Right now!

Jason eating the last cookie: Oh grow up.

Bruce: You monster!

Dick: How could you!

Jason rolls his eyes and walks away.