For The Love of a Gatomon

Chapter 10: White, Blue, and Red

            Gatomon was in the living room, placing several loose leaf papers on the coffee table.  She stepped back and looked at them, contemplating their position.

            "Agumon, does this look typical?" she asked.  Agumon came in holding a pillow and some red silk sheets.  He put them down and looked over her work.

            "Yeah, that looks pretty 'casually strewn,'" he said, frowning uncomfortably, "but are you sure you want to go through with this?"

            "Are you kidding??  After what he did, I think he's getting what he deserved," she said, determined.

            "Well, not to deter you or anything, but the last time you tried to trick him into not wanting you, it blew up in your face," said Agumon.

            "Hey, that was YOUR plan, remember?" she asked, "Besides, if I know Veemon this'll make him fall apart at the seams."

            "I dunno.  Veemon's still a guy, you know," said Agumon, "What if he's just been playing innocent?"

            "Agumon, listen to yourself!" she said, picking up one of the red silk sheets and draping it over a lamp, "Since when has Veemon ever been able to successfully cover up anything?"

            "What about when he pretended not to know you were trying to trick him?" asked Agumon, knowingly.

            "... Well, even HE can be clever.  But he totally won't see this coming at all," she said, burying through a purse that was next to the couch.  "Move that chair, will ya?"  She pointed at a chair blocking the coffee table and the couch from the doorway.  Agumon complied and pushed it up against a wall.  Gatomon emerged from the purse with some lipstick and applied it.  Agumon stared in a trance as she ran the stick across her lips, reddening them ever so slightly.  Seeing that he was staring, she turned at looked back, cocking her eyes.

            "What?" she asked.

            "Oh, nothing," Agumon sighed lovingly, "It's just that, seeing you right now reminds me of my first time."

            "Your first time doing what?" she asked.

            "Oh, seducing someone just to creep them out as payback for calling me a tramp," he said, still sarcastically sighing.

            "Knock it off," she said, glaring at him, "That's so typical of you.  You're just taking his side because you and he are both digimon of courage."

            "That's not true at all!" exclaimed Agumon, covering another lamp with a red silk sheet, "It's because I think you're jumping to conclusions.  I mean, there are really two possibilities here:  The first one is that things will go as planned.  You'll throw your body at him and it'll scare the heck out of him because he's so naïve.  The second one is that you'll try this and he'll give up on the nice guy routine and go at it like an animal.  It's only a 50% shot, ya know."

            "Nuh uh," said Gatomon, insistently as she applied some blush, "If he did that, he'd just be admitting to being a little hentai.  See?  I've got this pretty well planned."

            "I guess so, but there's STILL one catch," said Agumon, having planned this out more carefully than one could tell from his previous ideas, "Even if Veemon DOES act like a pig, you won't be able to stop acting like a hussy.  If you do, it'll just reveal that you're tricking him and give him ammo."

            "..So big deal," said Gatomon, shocking Agumon, "I can handle anything HE can dish out.  Hmm...  I can see it all now..."

******Begin Dream Sequence******

            The door to the Kamiya's house opens slowly.  Veemon is standing there, looking VERY depressed.  He sees Gatomon sitting on the couch looking sexy as ever.

            "Oh, Gatomon!  My love!  I'm SO sorry that I tried to rape Kari," he cries out, falling at her feet, "I can't help being an inconsiderate idiot who doesn't deserve a dainty flower such as yourself!  Say you'll forgive me?  Please??"

            "I'll do a LOT more than THAT," says Gatomon, leaping off the couch and grabbing Veemon.  She pulls him up against her and falls down on top of him.  "Now tongue me, Baby!  Digi-style!"

            "Eeeeeek!" Veemon screams, like a little girl, "Your raw beauty and pure sexiness are too much for my fragile little mind to handle!"  He zips away from her and runs towards the door, crying.  "I feel so awful for spreading that rumor about you but now it's too late and I've gotten what I deserve.  You've made me feel so uncomfortable and shown me just how foolish and cruel I was to you Gatomon!  I'm going to go jump off of a cliff.  Goodbye!"  That said, he runs out the door and Gatomon falls on the floor, cracking up.  The plan is successful.

******End Dream Sequence******

            "Hah," said Gatomon, "This'll be a piece of cake."  Agumon rolled his eyes and walked to the window after setting up the final mood light.  He looked down to the street and saw two familiar figures heading towards the elevator.

            "Uhh.. Gatomon, Veemon's on his way up, but so is Kari," he said, motioning for her to come to the window.

            "What?!" said Gatomon rushing to look down too.

            "Oh no!  Kari can't find out what I'm up to!  Quick, run down there and get rid of Kari!"

            "I'm on it!" said Agumon, rushing out the door.

******At the bottom of the elevator******

            Kari was organizing the flowers that Veemon had brought into a nicer bouquet.

            "And last, but most important of all, Veemon," she said, "Treat Gatomon like a lady, alright?  She's very sensitive about what people think of her.  She had a lot of rough experiences when she worked for Myotismon and plenty afterwards because of that.  Understand?"

            "Uh huh," said Veemon, feeling guilty even though he hadn't done anything, "Um.. but what if she doesn't believe me?  What if she still thinks I'm lying??"

            "That's why I'm going with you, silly," said Kari, handing the flowers back to him, "Now then, what are you gonna do?"

            "Give her the flowers, tell her how nice she looks, kiss her paw, and leave unless she lets me stay," Veemon listed.

            "Perfect," said Kari.  At this moment, the elevator doors opened and Agumon walked out.

            "Hi guys," said Agumon, "Glad I caught you.  Kari, could I talk to you for a minute?"

            "Sure," she said, walking towards him.  Agumon motioned for her to come closer, so she bent down.

"Listen, Gatomon's forgiven Veemon and she wants to have a chat with him alone.  Is there any place you could hang out for a while?" Agumon whispered.

"Oh, sure," said Kari, "I think I......  Well, well, well."  Agumon looked at Kari curiously.  Patamon was flying from the other direction, flowers in hand.  "Looks like I won't have to go pay T.K. a visit.  I can lecture Patamon from right here!  I guess Veemon doesn't need me if Gatomon's forgiven him, anyway."  She handed Agumon the milk she had gotten from the store.

"Just put this in the fridge and try to keep Tai in his room, okay?"

"You got it," said Agumon as Kari walked off towards Patamon. 

As soon as she was heading off, Agumon zipped over to Veemon and dragged him towards the elevator.  Punching a button, the doors closed.

"You remember what I told you, right?" he asked.

"Huh?" said Veemon, "What did you tell me?"

"Ugh!  About how to behave, dummy!" said Agumon.

"Well, yeah, but Kari said..."

"Forget what Kari said, Veemon.  Listen, Gatomon is up there right now.  She has mood lighting on and is wearing lipstick.  She wants you, mon!"

"What??  Really???"

"That's right, so whatever you do, DON'T play the Mr. nice guy routine.  Get up there and go along with whatever animalistic behavior she uses," said Agumon.

"But but but!  I don't know HOW to act like that!"

"Oh for crying out loud!  Are you really that naïve?" asked Agumon, "Here, if you can't think of anything to say, just ask her if she wants to do any of these:"  Agumon leaned in and whispered a bunch of words in Veemon's ear.

"Huh?  But I don't even know what those are."

"It doesn't matter," said Agumon, they're just there in case of emergency.

"But!  But!  What if she gets mad??"

"Oh come on, Veemon, what's the worst that could happen?"

"Hmm...," thought Veemon.

******Begin Dream Sequence******

            Veemon is in the Kamiya's apartment.  He grabs Gatomon by her waist and pulls her up against him.

            "I want you, Baby!" he says, with a dirty look in his eye.

            "GRRR!!!" she snarls.  Gatomon plants her foot between his legs and Veemon falls down in pain.

******End Dream Sequence******

            Veemon shivered at that thought.

            "Look, you'll just have to trust me on this," said Agumon.  "If all else fails, just think like Davis....  Only successful...  Now push the button!"

            "*gulp* well, okay" said Veemon, nervously pushing the button.

            Agumon and Veemon rode the elevator to the appropriate floor.  The ride was a bit shaky, though, since Veemon's nervous vibrations seemed to move the elevator along with him.  When they got out, Agumon and he tiptoed towards the Kamiya's door.

            "Okay," whispered Agumon, "You wait here.  I'm gonna head in first and you come in a few minutes later, alright?"

            "Got it," said Veemon.

            "Remember, no matter what happens, DON'T break out of character."

            "I'm really not too sure about this, Agumon," said Veemon.

            "Veemon, she WANTS this.  You're making her happy by doing this, okay?"

            ".....Well.... if it makes her happy..."

            "That's the spirit!  Don't worry about a thing.  I'll be standing in the hallway behind a plant.  If you need me, just say 'hot' and I'll try to help you out.  Oh, and don't forget those phrases I just taught you," he said, opening the door.  Agumon headed inside, leaving Veemon out on the balcony.

            "Act like a pig, don't break character, remember bizarre phrases, 'hot' for help," Veemon listed to himself, "I really hope he's right.  ..  Maybe I should just go with what Kari suggested.  It seems much simpler..  Well, I'll just try Agumon's first and if it fails, I'll go with Kari's!  Perfect!  Wait, how will I know if it's not working if I can't break character??  Oh mon.."

            The few minutes, as far as Veemon could tell without a watch on, were over.  He took a deep breath and opened the door slightly.

            The apartment was mostly dark except for the sexy mood lights all over.  Veemon opened the door completely and could see that no one was in the room.

            "..Um...  Hello?" he ventured.  There was no response.  Veemon took a few steps in, calling, 'hello?' a few more times.  The front door slowly closed behind him as Gatomon, previously hidden behind it, closed it with her tail.  Veemon spun around backwards upon hearing it lock.

            "OH!  Uh.. hiya Gats..," he said, nervous.

            "Well, helloooooo VEEmon," she said, sauntering up to him.

            "Uh.. heh heh.. yo," he said, trying to remain calm.  Gatomon slowly wrapped her arms around his waist and pulled her body tight up against him, causing him to drop his presents.

            "So, how's my Veedly-Deedly doing, hmmmm?" she asked, one of the claws of her right front paw tracing a circle on his chest.

            "Um.. F-f-f-f-f...  Gee, it's a little HOT in here, isn't it?"  Veemon asked, looking desperately at the plant in the hallway.  Agumon popped up and stared at Veemon, holding his arms out as if to say, 'What?'  Veemon looked at him expectantly and mouthed, 'Well?  What now??'  Agumon rolled his eyes.  He pulled up the front of his nose slightly so Veemon could see his nostrils better.  Veemon stared at it for a few seconds.  He finally realized Agumon was trying to say, 'Act like a pig, stupid!'

            "Right.  Pig," Veemon said to himself, barely audible.

            "Pardon?" asked Gatomon, her act broken slightly.

            "Oh!  I .. uh.. said... ripe.. fig," said Veemon, unable to come up with anything better.

            "..Ripe fig?" she asked, confused.

            "Yeah.. cause.. I FIGured you look ripe for the pluckin'," said Veemon, beginning his 'pig' act and pinching one of her butt cheeks.

            "Yipe!" she said, hopping from the unexpected pinch.  Gatomon cocked her eyes at Veemon.  "What was that for?" she asked, a little unsure.

            "That's because.. I want, you, BABY!" he said, pinching the other side of her tush.

            "Ah!  W-w-wha?" she said, "Well... well.. I want YOU!"  She pinched HIS butt this time.  "And I want it, baaaaaad," she said, reaching her arms around his neck and pulling him into a hot kiss.  Veemon looked towards Agumon, panicking.  Agumon gave him two thumbs up, mouthing, 'Way to go!'  Gatomon broke the kiss, panting.

            "Oh, Vee, you kiss like a dream," she said, rubbing herself against him now.

            "And you're.. you're so.. HOT," he said, looking back at Agumon.  Agumon just shrugged, unsure of what else to suggest.

            "What is he looking at, over there?" Gatomon thought.  She turned her head towards the hall just in time to see the last half of Agumon's head ducking behind the plant.  "NOW I get it," she thought, an evil smirk on her face, "So THAT'S why Agumon said he might act like this.  Boys, you're busted!"

            "Veemon?" she asked, still acting turned on, "can I tell you a deep, DARK, secret of mine?"

            "Sure thing, cutie-pie," he said, trying to act suave.  Agumon leapt up from behind the plant and began moving one of his claws across his neck and shaking his head, 'no.'  "Uh, honey-poo," Veemon said, correcting himself.  Agumon shook his head and moved his finger more frantically.  "I mean, ... hot mama?" said Veemon, looking at Agumon.  Agumon gave him the thumbs up.  "Yeah, sure thing, hot mama," said Veemon, suavely again.

            "Well, don't tell anyone," said Gatomon, her dainty, kitty lips next to his ear, "but I like it rough."  That said, she raised her knee and slammed in right into his gut.

            "Glah!!" said Veemon as Gatomon let go of him and turned her back.  She walked towards the coffee table, shaking her bottom with each step.  Veemon couldn't really notice, though, as he was currently hunched over in pain, clutching his stomach.

            "Oh, Veemon," said Gatomon, her back still to him, "you have no idea how much that turned me ON!"

            "Glad I could oblige," he said, barely audible.  He turned his head at Agumon as he slowly regained his strength.  Agumon looked at him with disdain.  He pointed at Veemon, patted his right bicep, threw a couple of punches, and raised his arms to indicate that Veemon is a strong fighter and that he should get up.  Veemon stared back at him in shock.

            "He thinks I should hit her back??" he thought, "Well, if it's what Gatomon wants..."  Veemon stood up, the effects of the gut-bashing wearing off.  Agumon gave him the thumbs up sign again as Veemon determinedly walked towards Gatomon.  He wrapped his arms around her, tightly.

            "Gats, you really know how to light my fire!" he said, not letting down.

            "Persistent, aren't you?" Gatomon thought.

            "But, to tell you the truth," he said, gripping her to him, tightly, "I like it rough too!"  That said, his left arm grabbed her right one.  He spun around to his left, pulling her off of the ground onto his back, completed his rotation and flung her over his shoulder into the top of the couch.

            "Hey!  Waah!!!" she yelled.  Gatomon flew into it, and bounced/flipped right over it, landing behind it on the floor.  Veemon gave the thumbs up sign to Agumon.  Agumon smacked himself in the forehead.

            Gatomon's eyes were rolling around in their sockets.

            "What just happened??" she thought, shaking off the dizzies, "Rrrghhh!  Oh, so THAT'S how he wants to play."

            Gatomon leapt up from behind the couch, tackling the unsuspecting Veemon.

            "Woah!" he cried as she pounced on him, tiger-like.

            "Oh GOD Veemon," she said, "I LOVE you!!"  She kissed him hard on the lips, pulled away, slapped the heck out of him ("OW OW!", he yelled.), and kissed him again.  Veemon pulled her away.

            "Oh BABY!" he cried, grabbing her tail.  Before she could say anything, he bit down on it hard.

            "YEEEOOOWWW!!!!" she yelled, leaping off.  Gatomon landed a few feet away, her back to him and her tail in her hands.  She gingerly blew on it, cradling her wounded limb.

            "Why that little...," she thought, "Okay, if the indirect and violent methods don't work, looks like I'll have to be blunt."  She realized she was losing this fight as she stood around thinking, though.

"Yeeeeowww...zah!" she corrected herself, "Oh Veemon, I can't stand it anymore!"  Gatomon slid the 'casually placed' loose leaf papers off of the coffee table and hopped up onto it.  She laid back and raised her legs.  Veemon's eyes widened slightly as Gatomon's legs spread wide open like a contortionist.  His face turned beet red and he turned away.

"Oh, Veemon!  Take me now!!" she proclaimed.

"I-I-I-I-I" he stuttered, not sure if he should turn back around or not, "Oh but Gatomon.. you're so HOT!!"

"Heh, I've got him now!" she thought.  He frantically turned Agumon who was currently staring at Gatomon, slack-jawed.  Agumon snapped out of it, upon hearing the signal.  Veemon looked at Agumon desperately.  Agumon gave him the, 'How stupid are you??' look.  He placed his hands on either side of what appeared to be an imaginary soccer ball.  Holding it down near his stomach, he thrust his hips to and away from it.  Veemon figured out what that meant and frantically shook his head, 'no,' not at all prepared for this.  Agumon nodded 'yes' quickly.  Veemon shook his head even more frantically.  Agumon gave Veemon the thumbs up again, leaving Veemon helpless.  "Uhhh...  You're so hot.. that.. that I don't want this to be over with so quickly!" he ad-libbed.

"What's he up to?" she thought.

"How about a little... umm.......," he said, trying to think of the word Agumon had taught him, "Three fun?  No.. um..  HOT dang, what's the word?"  Agumon was trying to figure out what word Veemon was trying to use.  After a few seconds, he figured it out.  Agumon held up two fingers to Veemon.

"Two words," said Veemon, watching.  Agumon held up one claw.

"First word," said Veemon.  Agumon pointed at his ear.

"Sounds like..," said Veemon watching.  Agumon pointed to the door of Tai's room.

"Sounds like.. door?  Door.. door.. door," Veemon said, thinking aloud.  Agumon rolled his eyes and held up four fingers using both his hands.

"Oh!  Four!  Four.. four..," Veemon said.  Agumon danced around, trying to look like he was playing.  Gatomon, rolled her eyes and tapped her claws on her legs, waiting for Veemon to get it.  Veemon turned directly at Agumon, forgetting that he wasn't supposed to be there.

"Four-frolic?  Four-game?  OH!  Foursquare!" he said, excitedly.  Agumon smacked himself in the forehead.

"Foreplay?" Gatomon asked, deadpan.  Agumon jumped up and pointed at her, frantically to say, 'Yes!  That's it!!'

"Oh!  Uhh!!  Yeah, how about a little foreplay, sweet thing?" asked Veemon, back in character.  He turned back to her and started kissing her toes.

"Oooo, yeah," she said, "that sounds good to me!"  Gatomon smiled wickedly and grabbed one of Veemon's ears.

"Owch!" he cried as she pulled him over her knees.

"And what's better for foreplay than a good old spanking?"

"Huh??" asked Veemon as Gatomon grabbed his tail and raised her paw.

"GOD Veemon, you're SUCH a TURN on!" she yelled, smacking his butt with each accented word, "EsPECially the way you BIT MY TAIL!"

"Oh yeah?!" said Veemon.  He wrapped his left arm around her back and rolled away, pulling HER over HIS knee!

"Well, I think YOU'RE easily TWICE as SEXy as ME!!" he said, spanking her just as hard, "But MAYbe if you hadn't SLUGGED me in the STOmach, I WOULDn't have BITten your LOUsy TAIL!"

"Uh oh," said Agumon, "This definitely won't turn out well."

"Oh YEAH?!" yelled Gatomon, pushing herself off of his lap.  They both stood, facing each other angrily.

"Well, maybe if you weren't acting like a pig I wouldn't have done that!"

"That's right!  Instead, you would have kept acting like hussy for who knows what reason!"

"At least I'M not the one spreading rumors, you jerk!!" she yelled, pushing him hard.

"Well, at least I'm not accusing you of something you DIDN'T do!!" he yelled, pushing her right back.

"You liar!!!" she yelled tackling him.

"YOU'RE the liar!!" he yelled, wrestling with her.

"Take that back!!" she screamed, rolling them towards the flowers and chocolate.

"Maybe I will, once you smell these LOVELY flower I brought you!" he shouted, bashing her in the face with the flowers.  Gatomon sneezed as the pollen got in her nose.

"Oh yeah?!" she shouted back through the flowers, "Well, I INSIST on sharing the chocolate!!"  Gatomon opened up the box and smushed as many balls of chocolate against Veemon's face as she could.

"Why you!" he yelled as more and more candy was jammed in his mouth.

"You rotten..!" she yelled, as she flowers were continually shoved in her face.

"WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK YOU'RE DOING??!!!!" yelled Kari, standing in the doorway.  She had just come back from lecturing Patamon about lying and saw them both on the floor.  Veemon was on top of Gatomon, still shoving the flowers in her face and she was still sticking more chocolate in his.  They were both frozen in place.

".......Uh.. well," said Gatomon, looking at Veemon for a suggestion.  He gave her a small shrug.  "Um.. this.. uh.. this is the most romantic part of the digimon mating ritual, Kari:  The.. um.. chocolate and flowers fight.  Heh heh heh..."

"Mapheeshed (What she said.)," said Veemon, smiling helplessly.  Kari glared at them, not buying it for a minute.  She stomped in and grabbed them both by their arms.  Kari rounded the corner of the hallway, ignoring Agumon, still hiding behind the plant, and kicked open the door to the room she shared with Tai.

"Tai!  Out!" she ordered, waking up her still-sleeping brother.  Tai grumbled and trudged out of the door.  Gatomon and Veemon were dumped on the lower bed by Kari, the flowers and chocolate no longer available as ammo.

"You two are going to stay in here until you're friends again," said Kari, "Until then, don't expect to be let out!"  She stomped away and slammed the door behind her.

Veemon and Gatomon stared at each other for a few seconds, contemplating.  Simultaneously, they both turned away and folded their arms.

"I don't know why I should bother talking to you," said Veemon, "You'd probably just accuse me of lying again."

"Well, I don't see why I should apologize to the digimon who tried to rape my best friend!" said Gatomon, even more upset.

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"You know DARN well what that means!" said Gatomon, turning to face him.

"I can't believe you really think Patamon was telling you the truth!" he shouted, turning to face her, "Why do you always assume the worst of me?!  How come it's never, 'Oh, Veemon would NEVER hurt Kari' or 'Maybe PATAmon's the one who's lying?'  ..  What about, 'I trust Veemon!' or.. or 'I LOVE Veemon!'"  Neither of them said anything for a little bit.  Veemon turned away again.

"Yeah.. yeah well, maybe I COULD've trusted you if this whole relationship hadn't been based on such shaky ground.  The only way you got me to like you in the first place was by tricking me, so how COULD I trust you after that??"

"Oh stop it," he said, "Now you're sounding just like that soap opera that YOU stole the idea from in the first place."  That shut her up... for a little while anyway.

"..Well, it was Agumon's idea anyway.  ..... And.. well he DID admit to starting the rumor that I was a hussy."

"But you didn't believe him," finished Veemon, facing her again.

"..Yeah.  I didn't think he had a reason to," she admitted.

"Oh, but I suppose I did?"

"Well," she said, "yeah.  I mean I DID dump you without giving you a chance to explain."

"Okay.. I guess you had a good reason.....," said Veemon, a bit unconvincingly.

"When we get out of here I am SO gonna let Patamon have it," she said, changing the topic.

"... Yeah.. well.. about that...," said Veemon, "I sorta can't really blame him."

"What do you mean?" she asked, "His lie ruined our relationship!"

"I didn't say I wasn't angry at him," said Veemon, "But.. well.. frankly he was in line for your heart before me.  I can't blame him for trying to get his place back."

"I'm not a carnival ride, Veemon," said Gatomon, "I'M the one who chooses."

"..Then why'd you choose me?"

".....I dunno.  You grew on me, I guess," she admitted.  "......I'm sorry I pulled this stupid prank."

"Well.. I kinda liked it," he said, sheepishly, "Except for the kicking and biting and stuff."  Veemon rubbed his stomach from where she had kneed him.  Gatomon stared at him and giggled slightly.

"What?" he asked.

"Sorry, but with that chocolate around your mouth and you rubbing your stomach, you look like a sad clown with a belly ache," she said, smiling.  Veemon chuckled slightly.  He wiped some chocolate off of his face and ate it.

"..Hmm.. not bad."  Gatomon wiped some off of the other side of his mouth and tasted it too.

"You're right," she said.  Veemon smiled and wiped the par below his mouth off and stuck that finger in her mouth.  While she slurped the chocolate off, she cleaned off the area above his chops and stuck that finger in his mouth.  They both looked at each other for a few moments before giggling at how ridiculous they looked.  The giggles died down and they stopped to stare at each other for a moment.

"Hey.. um.. sorry I kneed you in the stomach," said Gatomon.

"I'll live," he said, "How's your tail?"

"It still works," she said, smiling.

"Hey.. I'm sorry I flung you into the couch too," he said, "Oh and I'm sorry I hit you with flowers."  Gatomon smirked.

"What made you decide to do that anyway?"

"Well, I didn't want to hurt you," he said.

"Hahaha!  You didn't want to hurt me after biting me and throwing me into upholstery??" she asked, laughing.

"Pretty silly, huh?" he asked.

"Yup."

"......Hey, I've got a question," said Veemon.

"What is it?" she asked.

"Well, before I came up here, Agumon gave me a few terms to use and I was wondering if you could tell me what they mean?"

"Um.. okay," said Gatomon.  Veemon leaned in and whispered them into her ear.  Gatomon's eyes bugged open upon hearing them.

".......Uhhhhhh.. well, the first one.. um.. means..... uh... juice, and the second one is another word for.. uh.. piece of cake," she lied.

"Oh," he said, a bit confused, "I wonder why he wanted me to talk about food."

"Ah, you know Agumon.. always obsessed with the munchies," she said, a little embarrassed.

"Yeah... So, are we friends again?" he asked, carefully.

"I think so," she said, "......I guess that means we can come out."  Neither of them said anything for a little while.

"Gatomon?" he asked.

"What?" she asked.

"......I want you to go back to Patamon," he stated.

"WHAT??" she said, "Why???"
            "Look, it's not that I don't like you.  It's just that this doesn't seem to be working out.  We've barely been going out for a week and already we've been on the verge of breaking up at least twice."

"..Well.. that's true," she admitted.

"Besides, I think things were a lot easier when you just thought I was an annoying creep," he said.

"I never really thought of you like that," she said, "Just someone who came on a bit too strong is all."

"Oh," he said.

"......Veemon," she said, "C'mon up to the top bunk.  There's something I want to show you."  Veemon shrugged as she climbed up the ladder.  After she had climbed up, Veemon made it to the top rung of the ladder.  He was surprised when a bright red sheet flopped down over his head.

"What gives?" he asked.  Moments after his question, he was pulled under the sheet and onto the bed by Gatomon who had pulled the sheet over herself as well.  "Woah!  What?  What'd I do?"  She carefully crawled on top of him and put her face right in front of his.

"Veemon, relationships always have snags in them.  Part of being in love is figuring out how to untangle those knots.  Do you understand?"

"Um.. yes."

"Good.  Because you may be ready to give me up, but I'm not at ALL ready to let you go," she said, kissing him on the lips.  Veemon didn't move for a moment, not sure what to do.  His decision was final, though, as he held her close and kissed her back.  Her soft white fur, his light blue skin, and the surrounding red of the sheets became a myriad of colors as time ticked slowly and enjoyably by.

The End

Special Commemorative Pic by GodOfChaosMarc and Colored by Dark Silence

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Epilogue:

            It was the next morning and Kari was asleep on the couch.  A painful stench caused her to awaken.  Tai's feet were right in her face.

            "Oh gross!" she exclaimed, pushing his feet away, "That's the last time I allow even TEN fighting digimon to keep me from sleeping in my own bed!"

            "What??" moaned Tai, wanting to get back to sleep.  Kari got off of the couch and walked towards the kitchen.

            "You're feet smell about as bad as Agumon's morning breath," she muttered.

            "Hey, I resemble that remark," muttered Agumon from a chair.  Kari went to the refrigerator and got some orange juice out.  As she took the carton from the fridge, Veemon walked in.

            "Oh, hi Veemon," said Kari, "Did you and Gatomon make up or are you just the one that survived?"

            "Uh.. heh, yeah, we definitely made up," he said, smiling goofily.

            "Well, good," she said, "You want some breakfast?"

            "Sure," he said, looking through the fridge.

"Hey, guess what?  Davis came by last night after I sent you and Gatomon to our room."

"He didn't try to blackmail you, by any chance, did he?" asked Veemon, a bit cautious.

"Yes, he did," she said, a little miffed since Veemon had obviously blabbed, "But I got rid of him with that info you gave me about the shrine he built."

"Uh oh.  Does he know I blabbed to you about that??" he asked, worried.

"Not quite," she said, giggling, "When I told him I knew, I explained that it was because us girls form a mental connection with whatever we stick in our.. uh.. well, anyway I said that's how we always know what our boyfriends are thinking."

"Hahaha!!!  Did he buy that??" asked Veemon.

"Yep!" she said, giggling, "I don't think I've ever seen him run away that fast in my life!"

"Oh great, I guess now I can expect to see Davis flexing for his shrine," said Veemon, cracking up.

"Haha!  Send me a video, kay?" she joked as Veemon continued to rummage through the fridge.

"I still sorta feel bad for Patamon, though," he mentioned.

"Oh, I think he'll be okay," said Kari, "After I was finished lecturing him, he took off for Sora's place to talk to Biyomon."

"Patamon and Biyomon?  Well, I guess stranger things have happened," he said.

He noticed a big piece of cake left over from someone's birthday.  Kari took a nice mouthful of delicious juice as Veemon pulled the cake out.

"Say, Kari, now that you and I are friends, how about if we have a little celebration?"

"Sure, what did you have in mind?" she asked, taking another sip.

"Oh, I know," said Veemon, slicing her a piece of cake, "How about a Dirty Sanchez after you finish your poontang?"

            Kari spat her orange juice all over the sink.

THE END! :D

Thanks a lot to everyone who read this story!  I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had writing it :D  Special thanks go out to Hell's Hauntress, Jodan, Cobra21, Cherry, daisukefire, and even Devidramon who insisted I change the rating to R ;)  Btw, my reason for that is this:  though there are several 'not for children' situations in this story, none of them are very descriptive (R worthy) or depict any actual sex (NC-17 worthy).  That's why it's still pg-13.  Now, if you want to pan my lemons, go to http://www.digiartistsdomain.com/sonimon.htm and insult away.  Just make sure you send those messages to [email protected].  Well, goodbye for now!

Sonimon